Steal
This Book
By
Abie
Hoffman
"It's embarrassing you try
to overthrow the government and you wind up on the Best Seller's List." --
Abbie Hoffman
Dedicated
to Jerry Lefcourt, Lawyer and Brother
INTRODUCTION
Dave Dellinger
It's perhaps fitting that I write
this introduction in jail- that graduate school of survival. Here you learn how
to use toothpaste as glue, fashion a shiv out of a spoon and build intricate
communication networks. Here too, you learn the only rehabilitation
possible-hatred of oppression.
Steal This Book is, in a way, a
manual of survival in the prison that is Amerika. It preaches jailbreak. It
shows you where exactly how to place the dynamite that will destroy the walls.
The first section-SURVIVE!-lays out a potential action program for our new
Nation. The chapter headings spell out the demands for a free society. A
community where the technology produces goods and services for whoever needs
them, come who may. It calls on the Robin Hoods of Santa Barbara Forest to
steal from the robber barons who own the castles of capitalism. It implies that
the reader already is "ideologically set," in that he understands
corporate feudalism as the only robbery worthy of being called
"crime," for it is committed against the people as a whole. Whether
the ways it describes to rip-off shit are legal or illegal is irrelevant. The
dictionary of law is written by the bosses of order. Our moral dictionary says
no heisting from each other. To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not
steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally
immoral.
Community within our Nation,
chaos in theirs; that is the message of SURVIVE!
We cannot survive without
learning to fight and that is the lesson in the second section. FIGHT!
separates revolutionaries from outlaws. The purpose of part two is not to fuck
the system, but destroy it. The weapons are carefully chosen. They are "home-made,"
in that they are designed for use in our unique electronic jungle. Here the
uptown reviewer will find ample proof of our "violent" nature. But
again, the dictionary of law fails us. Murder in a uniform is heroic, in a
costume it is a crime. False advertisements win awards, forgers end up in jail.
Inflated prices guarantee large profits while shoplifters are punished.
Politicians conspire to create police riots and the victims are convicted in
the courts. Students are gunned down and then indicted by suburban grand juries
as the trouble-makers. A modern, highly mechanized army travels 9,000 miles to
commit genocide against a small nation of great vision and then accuses its
people of aggression. Slumlords allow rats to maim children and then complain
of violence in the streets. Everything is topsy-turvy. If we internalize the
language and imagery of the pigs, we will forever be fucked. Let me illustrate
the point. Amerika was built on the slaughter of a people. That is its history.
For years we watched movie after movie that demonstrated the white man's
benevolence. Jimmy Stewart, the epitome of fairness, puts his arm around
Cochise and tells how the Indians and the whites can live in peace if only both
sides will be reasonable, responsible and rational (the three R's imperialists
always teach the "natives"). "You will find good grazing land on
the other side of the mountain," drawls the public relations man.
"Take your people and go in peace." Cochise as well as millions of
youngsters in the balcony of learning, were being dealt off the bottom of the
deck. The Indians should have offed Jimmy Stewart in every picture and we
should have cheered ourselves hoarse. Until we understand the nature of
institutional violence and how it manipulates values and mores to maintain the
power of the few, we will forever be imprisoned in the caves of ignorance. When
we conclude that bank robbers rather than bankers should be the trustees of the
universities, then we begin to think clearly. When we see the Army Mathematics
Research and Development Center and the Bank of Amerika as cesspools of
violence, filling the minds of our young with hatred, turning one against
another, then we begin to think revolutionary.
Be clever using section two;
clever as a snake. Dig the spirit of the struggle. Don't get hung up on a
sacrifice trip. Revolution is not about suicide, it is about life. With your
fingers probe the holiness of your body and see that it was meant to live. Your
body is just one in a mass of cuddly humanity. Become an internationalist and
learn to respect all life. Make war on machines, and in particular the sterile
machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them. The duty of a
revolutionary is to make love and that means staying alive and free. That doesn't
allow for cop-outs. Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a
commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in
consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of
power. We are not interested in the greening of Amerika except for the grass
that will cover its grave.
Section three - LIBERATE! -
concerns itself with efforts to free stuff (or at least make it cheap) in four
cities. Sort of a quick U.S. on no dollars a day. It begins to scratch the
potential for a national effort in this area. Since we are a nation of gypsies,
dope on how to move around and dig in anywhere is always needed. Together we
can expand this section. It is far from complete, as is the entire project.
Incomplete chapters on how to identify police agents, steal a car, run day-care
centers, conduct your own trial, organize a G.I. coffee house, start a rock and
roll band and make neat clothes, are scattered all over the floor of the cell.
The book as it now stands was completed in the late summer of 1970. For three
months manuscripts made the rounds of every major publisher. In all, over 30
rejections occurred before the decision to publish the book ourselves was made,
or rather made for us. Perhaps no other book in modern times presented such a
dilemma. Everyone agreed the book would be a commercial success. But even greed
had its limits, and the IRS and FBI following the manuscript with their little
jive rap had a telling effect. Thirty "yeses" become thirty "noes"
after "thinking it over." Liberals, who supposedly led the fight
against censorship, talked of how the book "will end free speech."
Finally the day we were bringing
the proofs to the printer, Grove consented to act as distributor. To pull a
total solo trip, including distribution, would have been neat, but such an
effort would be doomed from the start. We had tried it before and blew it. In
fact, if anyone is interested in 4,000 1969 Yippie calendars, they've got a
deal. Even with a distributor joining the fight, the battle will only begin
when the books come off the press. There is a saying that "Freedom of the
press belongs to those who own one." In past eras, this was probably the
case, but now, high speed methods of typesetting, offset printing and a host of
other developments have made substantial reductions in printing costs.
Literally anyone is free to print their own works. In even the most repressive
society imaginable, you can get away with some form of private publishing.
Because Amerika allows this, does not make it the democracy Jefferson
envisioned. Repressive tolerance is a real phenomenon. To talk of true freedom
of the press, we must talk of the availability of the channels of communication
that are designed to reach the entire population, or at least that segment of
the population that might participate in such a dialogue. Freedom of the press
belongs to those that own the distribution system. Perhaps that has always been
the case, but in a mass society where nearly everyone is instantaneously
plugged into a variety of national communications systems, wide-spread
dissemination of the information is the crux of the matter. To make the claim
that the right to print your own book means freedom of the press is to
completely misunderstand the nature of a mass society. It is like making the
claim that anyone with a pushcart can challenge Safeway supermarkets, or that
any child can grow up to be president.
State legislators, librarians,
PTA members, FBI agents, church-goers, and parents: a veritable legion of
decency and order already is on the march. To get the book to you might be the
biggest challenge we face. The next few months should prove really exciting.
Obviously such a project as Steal
This Book could not have been carried out alone. Izak Haber shared the vision
from the beginning. He did months of valuable research and contributed many of
the survival techniques. Carole Ramer and Gus Reichbach of the New York Law
Commune guided the book through its many stages. Anna Kaufman Moon did almost
all the photographs. The cartoonists who have made contributions include Ski
Williamson and Gilbert Sheldon. Tom Forcade, of the UPS, patiently did the
editing. Bert Cohen of Concert Hall did the book's graphic design. Amber and
John Wilcox set the type. Anita Hoffman and Lynn Borman helped me rewrite a
number of sections. There are others who participated in the testing of many of
the techniques demonstrated in the following pages and for obvious reasons have
to remain anonymous. There were perhaps over 50 brothers and sisters who played
particularly vital roles in the grand conspiracy. Some of the many others are
listed on the following page. We hope to keep the information up to date. If
you have comments, law suits, suggestions or death threats, please send them
to: Dear Abbie P.0. Box 213, Cooper Station, New York, NY 10003. Many of the
tips might not work in your area, some might be obsolete by the time you get to
try them out, and many addresses and phone numbers might be changed. If the
reader becomes a participating researcher then we will have achieved our
purpose.
Watch for a special edition
called Steal This White House, complete with blueprints of underground
passages, methods of jamming the communications network and a detailed map of
the celebrated room where according to Tricia Nixon, "Daddy loves to
listen to Mantovanni records, turn up the air conditioner full blast, sit by the
fireplace, gaze out the window to the Washington Monument and meditate on those
difficult problems that face all the peoples of this world."
December, 1970
Cook County Jail
Chicago
"FREE
SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT 'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE." - A YIPPIE
PROVERB
AIDING AND ABETTING
Tim Leary, Tom, Geronimo, Pearl
Paperhanger, Sonny, Pat Solomon, Allan Katzman, Jacob Kohn, Nguyen Van Troi,
Susan, Marty, Andy, Ami, Marshall Bloom, Viva, Ben, Oanh, Robin Palmer, Mom and
Dad, Janie Fonda, Jerry, Denis, LNS, Bernadine Dohrn, a wall in Harvard Square,
Nancy, an anonymous stewardess, Shirley Wonderful, Roz, Gumbo, Janis, Jimi,
Dylan Liberation Front, Jeannie, God Slick, John, David, Rusty, Barney, Richard,
Denny, Ron Cobb, the entire Viet Cong, Sam Shephard, Ma Bell, Eric, David, Joe,
Kim Agnew, the Partridge Family, Carol, Alan Ginsburg, Woman's Lib, Julius
Lester, Lenny Bruce, Hack, Billy, Paul, Willy, Colleen, Sid, Johnny Appleseed,
the Rat, Craig, Che, Willie Sutton, Wanda, EVO, Jeff, Crazy Horse, Huey, Casey,
Bobby, Alice, Mao, Rip, Ed, Bob, Gay Liberation Front, WPAX, Frank Dudock,
Manny, Mungo, Lottie, Rosemary, Marshall, Rennie, Judy, Jennifer, Mr. Martin,
Keith, Madame Binh, Mike, Eleanor, Dr. Spock, Afeni, Candice, the Tupamaros,
Berkeley Tribe, Gilbert Sheldon, Stanley Kubrick, Sam, Anna, Skip Williamson,
UPS, Andy Stapp, the Yippies, Richard Brautigan, Jano, Carlos Marighella, the
Weathermen, Julius Jennings Hoffman, Quentin, the inmates of TIER A-l Cook
County Jail, Houdini, 37, Rosa Luxemberg, the Kent 25, the Chicago 15, the New
York 21, the Motor City 3, the Indianapolis 500, Jack, Joan, Malcolm X,
Mayakovsky, Dotson, R. Crumb, Daniel Clyne, Justin, The FBI Top 10 (now 16),
Unis, Dana, Jim Morrison, Brian, John, Gus, Ruth, Nancy Unger, Pun, Jomo,
Peter, Mark Rudd, Billy Kunstler, Genie, Ken, the Law Commune, Paula, Robby,
Terry, Dianna, Angela, Ted, Phil, Jefferson Airplane, Len, Tricky Prickers, the
Berrigans, Stu, Rayanne, J.B., Jonathan Jackson, the Armstrong Brothers, Homer,
Sharon, Fred Hampton, Jean Jacques Lebel, A. H. Maslow, Hanoi Rose, Sylvia,
Fellini, Amaru, Ann Fettamen, Artaud, Bert, Merrill, Lynne, and last but not
least to Spiro what's his name who provided the incentive.
SURVIVE!
FREE FOOD
RESTAURANTS
In a country such as Amerika,
there is bound to be a hell-of-a-lot food lying around just waiting to be
ripped off. If you want to live high off the hog without having to do the
dishes, restaurants are easy pickings. In general, many of these targets are
easier marks if you are wearing the correct uniform. You should always have one
suit or fashionable dress outfit hanging in the closet for the proper heists.
Specialized uniforms, such as nun and priest garb, can be most helpful. Check
out your local uniform store for a wide range of clothes that will get you in,
and especially out, of all kinds of stores. Every movement organization should
have a prop and costume department.
In every major city there are
usually bars that cater to the New Generation type riff-raff, trying to hustle
their way up the escalator of Big Business. Many of these bars have a buffet or
hors-d'oeuvres served free as a come-on to drink more mindless booze. Take a
half-empty glass from a table and use it as a prop to ward off the anxious
waitress. Walk around sampling the free food until you've had enough. Often,
there are five or six such bars in close proximity, so moving around can
produce a delightful "street smorgasbord." Dinner usually begins at
5:00 PM.
If you are really hungry, you can
go into a self-service cafeteria and finish the meal of someone who left a lot
on the plate. Self-service restaurants are usually good places to cop things
like mustard, ketchup, salt, sugar, toilet paper, silverware and cups for home
use. Bring an empty school bag and load up after you've cased the joint. Also,
if you can stomach the food, you can use slugs at the automat. Finishing
leftovers can be worked in even the fanciest of restaurants. When you are
seated at a place where the dishes still remain, chow-down real quick. Then
after the waitress hands you the menu, say you have to meet someone outside
first, and leave.
There are still some places where
you can get all you can eat for a fixed price. The best of these places are in
Las Vegas. Sew a plastic bag onto your tee-shirt or belt and wear a
loose-fitting jacket or coat to cover any noticeable bulge. Fried chicken is
the best and the easiest to pocket, or should we say bag. Another trick is to
pour your second free cup of hot coffee into the plastic bag sewed inside your
pocket and take it with you.
At large take-out stands you can
say you or your brother just picked up an order of fifteen hamburgers or a
bucket of chicken, and got shorted. We have never seen or heard of anybody
getting turned down using this method. If you want to get into a grand food
heist from take-out stands, you can work the following nervy bit: from a pay
phone, place an order from a large delivery restaurant. Have the order sent to
a nearby apartment house. Wait a few minutes in the booth after you've hung up,
as they sometimes call back to confirm the order. When the delivery man goes
into the apartment house to deliver the order, you can swipe the remaining
orders that are still in his truck.
In fancy sit-down restaurants,
you can order a large meal and halfway through the main course, take a little
dead cockroach or a piece of glass out of your pocket and place it deftly on
the plate. Jump up astonished and summon the headwaiter. "Never have I
been so insulted. I could have been poisoned" you scream slapping down the
napkin. You can refuse to pay and leave, or let the waiter talk you into having
a brand new meal on the house for this terrible inconvenience.
In restaurants where you pay at
the door just before leaving, there are a number of free-loading tricks that
can be utilized. After you've eaten a full meal and gotten the check, go into
the restroom. When you come out go to the counter or another section of the
restaurant and order coffee and pie. Now you have two bills. Simply pay the
cheaper one when you leave the place. This can be worked with a friend in the
following way. Sit next to each other at the counter. He should order a big
meal and you a cup of coffee. Pretend you don't know each other. When he
leaves, he takes your check and leaves the one for the large meal on the
counter. After he has paid the cashier and left the restaurant, you pick up the
large check, and then go into the astonishment routine, complaining that somebody
took the wrong check. You end up only paying for your coffee. Later, meet your
partner and reverse the roles in another place.
In all these methods, you should
leave a good tip for the waiter or waitress, especially with the
roach-in-the-plate gambit. You should try to avoid getting the employees in
trouble or screwing them out of a tip.
One fantastic method of not only
getting free food but getting the best available is the following technique
that can be used in metropolitan areas. Look in a large magazine shop for
gourmet digests and tourist manuals. Swipe one or two and copy down a good name
from the masthead inside the cover. Making up a name can also work. Next invest
$5.00 to print business cards with the name of the magazine and the new
"associate editor." Call or simply drop into a fancy restaurant, show
a copy of the magazine and present the manager with your card. They will insist
that the meal be on the house.
Great places to get fantastic
meals are weddings, bar-mitzvahs, testimonials and the like. The newspaper
society sections have lists of weddings and locations. If your city has a large
Jewish population, subscribe to the newspaper that services the Jewish community.
There are extensive lists in these papers of family occasions where tons of
good food is served. Show up at the back of the synagogue a few hours after the
affair has begun with a story of how you'd like to bring some leftovers of
"good Jewish food" back to your fraternity or sorority. If you want
to get the food served to you out front, you naturally have to disguise
yourself to look straight. Remarks such as, "I'm Marvin's cousin," or
learning the bride's name, "Gee, Dorothy looks marvelous" are great.
Lines like "Betty doesn't look pregnant" are frowned upon. A man and
woman team can work this free-load much better than a single person as they can
chatter back and forth while stuffing themselves.
If you're really into a classy
free meal, and you are in a city with a large harbor, check out the passenger
ship section in the back pages of the newspaper. There you find the schedule of
departures for ocean cruises. Most trips (these kind, anyway) begin with a
fantastic bon voyage party on board ship. Just walk on a few hours before
departure time and start swinging. Champagne, caviar, lobster, shrimp and more,
all as free as the open seas. If you get really bombed and miss getting off,
you can also wiggle a ride across the ocean. You get sent back as soon as you
hit the other side, but it's a free ocean cruise. You should have a pretty good
story ready to go, or you might end up rowing in the galley.
Another possibility for getting a
free meal is to go down to the docks and get friendly with a sailor. He can
often invite you for dinner on board ship. Foreign sailors are more than glad
to meet friends and you can get great foreign dinners this way.
FOOD PROGRAMS
In Amerika, there is a national
food stamp program that unfortunately is controlled by the states. Many states,
for racist reasons, do not want to make it too available or to publicize the
fact that it even exists. It is a much better deal than the food program
connected with welfare, because you can use the stamps to buy any kind of food.
The only items excluded are tobacco products and alcoholic beverages. In
general, you can qualify if you earn less than $165 per month; the less you
earn, the more stamps you can receive. There is minimal hassle involved once
you get by the first hurdle. Show up at your local food stamp office, which can
be found by calling the Welfare Department in our city. Make an appointment to
see a representative for your area. They will tell you to bring all sorts of
receipts, but the only thing you need are a few rent stubs for the most recent
months. An array of various receipt books is a nice supplement to one's prop
room. If the receipts are for a high rent, tell them you rent a room from a
group of people and eat separately. They really only want to prove that you have
cooking facilities. Once you get the stamps, you can pick them up regularly.
Some states even mail them to your pad. You can get up to a hundred dollars
worth of free purchases a month per person in the most liberal states.
Large amounts of highly nutritional
food can be gotten for as little as three cents per meal from a non-profit
organization called Multi-Purpose Food for Millions Foundation, Inc., 1800
Olympic Ave., Santa Monica, California. Write and they will send you details.
SUPERMARKETS
Talking about food in Amerika
means talking about supermarkets-mammoth neon lighted streets of food packaged
to hoodwink the consumers. Many a Yippie can be found in the aisles, stuffing
his pockets with assorted delicacies. We have been shoplifting from
supermarkets on a regular basis without raising the slightest suspicion, ever
since they began.
We are not alone, and the fact
that so much stealing goes on and the supermarkets still bring in huge profits
shows exactly how much overcharging has occurred in the first place.
Supermarkets, like other businesses, refer to shoplifting as "inventory
shrinkage." It's as if we thieves were helping Big Business reduce weight.
So let's view our efforts as methods designed to trim the economy and push forward
with a positive attitude.
Women should never go shopping
without a large handbag. In those crowded aisles, especially the ones with
piles of cases, all sorts of goodies can be transferred from shopping cart to
handbag. A drop bag can be sewn inside a trench coat, for more efficient
thievery. Don't worry about the mirrors; attendants never look at them. Become
a discriminating shopper and don't stuff any of the cheap shit in your pockets.
Small bottles and jars often have
the same size cap as the larger expensive sizes. If they have the price stamped
on the cap, switch caps, getting the larger size for the cheaper price. You can
empty a pound box of margarine and fill it with sticks of butter. Small narrow
items can be hidden in the middle of rolls of toilet paper. Larger supermarkets
sell records. You can sneak two good LP's into one of those large frozen pizza
boxes. In the produce department, there are bags for fruit and vegetables. Slip
a few steaks or some lamb chops into the bottom of a large brown bag and pile
some potatoes on top. Have a little man in the white coat weigh the bag, staple
it and mark the price. With a black crayon you can mark your own prices, or
bring your own adhesive price tags.
It's best to work shoplifting in
the supermarket with a partner who can act as look-out and shield you from the
eyes of nosy employees, shoppers and other crooks trying to pick up some
pointers. Work out a prearranged set of signals with your partner. Diversions,
like knocking over displays, getting into fist fights with the manager,
breaking plate glass windows and such are effective and even if you don't get
anything they're fun. Haven't you always wanted to knock over those carefully
constructed nine-foot pyramids of garbage?
You can walk into a supermarket,
get a few items from the shelves, and walk around eating food in the aisles.
Pick up some cherries and eat them. Have a spoon in your pocket and open some
yogurt. Open a pickle or olive jar. Get some sliced meat or cheese from the
delicatessen counter and eat it up, making sure to ditch the wrapper. The cart
full of items, used as a decoy, can just be left in an aisle before you leave
the store.
Case the joint before pulling a
big rip-off. Know the least crowded hours, learn the best aisles to be busy in,
and check out the store's security system. Once you get into shoplifting in
supermarkets, you'll really dig it. You'll be surprised to learn that the food
tastes better.
Large scale thievery can best be
carried out with the help of an employee. Two ways we know of work best. A
woman can get a job as a cashier and ring up a small bill as her brothers and
sisters bring home tons of stuff.
The method for men involves
getting a job loading and unloading trucks in the receiving department. Some
accomplices dressed right can just pull in and, with your help, load up on a
few cases. Infiltrating an employee into a store is probably the best way to
steal. Cashiers, sales clerks, shippers, and the like are readily available
jobs with such high turnover and low pay that little checking on your
background goes on. Also, you can learn what you have to do in a few days. The
rest of the week, you can work out ways to clean out the store. After a month
or so of action you might want to move on to another store before things get
heavy. We know one woman working as a cashier who swiped over $500 worth of
food a week. She had to leave after a month because her boss thought she was
such an efficient cashier that he insisted on promoting her to a job that
didn't have as many fringe benefits for her and her friends.
Large chain stores like Safeway
throw away day-old vegetables, the outer leaves of lettuce, celery and the
like. This stuff is usually found in crates outside the back of the building.
Tell them you're working with animals at the college labs, or that you raise
guinea pigs. They might even get into saving them for you, but if they don't
just show up before the garbage is collected, (generally early in the morning),
and they'll let you cart away what you want.
Dented cans and fruit can often
be gotten free, but certainly at a reduced rate. They are still as good as the
undamaged ones. So be sure to dent all your cans before you go to the cashier.
Look up catering services and
businesses that service factories and office buildings with ready-made
sandwiches. Showing up at these places at the right times (catering services on
late Sunday night and sandwich dealers at 5:00 PM on weekdays) will produce
loads of good food. Legally, they have to dispose of the food that's left over.
They would be more than happy to give it to you if you spin a good story.
Butchers can be hustled for meat
scraps with meat scraps with a "for my dog" story, and bakeries can
be asked for day-old rolls and bread.
WHOLESALE MARKETS
Large cities all have a wholesale
fruit and vegetable area where often the workers will give you tons of free
food just for the asking. Get a good story together. Get some church stationery
and type a letter introducing yourself "to whom it may concern," or better
still, wear some clerical garb. Orchards also make good pickings just after the
harvest has been completed.
Factories often will give you a
case or two of free merchandise for a "charitable" reason. Make some
calls around town and then go pick up the stuff at the end of the week. A great
idea is to get a good list of a few hundred large corporations around the
country by looking up their addresses at the library. Poor's Register of
Companies, Directors and Executives has the most complete list. Send them all
letters complaining about how the last box of cereal was only half full, or you
found a dead fly in the can of peaches. They often will send you an ample
supply of items just to keep you from complaining to your friends or worse,
taking them to court. Often you can get stuff sent to you by just telling them
how good their product is compared to the trash you see nowadays. You know the
type of letter - "Rice Krispies have had a fantastic effect on my sexual
prowess," or "Your frozen asparagus has given a whole new meaning to
my life." In general though, the nasties get the best results.
Slaughterhouses usually have meat
they will give away. They are anxious to give to church children's programs and
things like that. In most states, there is a law that if the slab of meat
touches the ground, they have to throw it away. Drop around meat houses late in
the day and trip a few trucks.
Fishermen always have hundreds of
pounds of fish that have to be thrown out. You can have as much as you can cart
away, generally just for the asking. Boats come in late in the afternoon and
they'll give you some of the catch, or you can go to the markets early in the
morning when the fishing is best.
These methods of getting food in
large quantities can only be appreciated by those who have tried it. You will
be totally baffled by the unbelievable quantities of food that will be laid on
you and with the ease of panhandling.
Investing in a freezer will allow
you to bi-weekly or even monthly trips to the wholesale markets and you'll get the
freshest foods to boot. Nothing can beat getting it wholesale for free. Or is
it free for wholesale? In any event, "bon appetit."
FOOD CONSPIRACIES
Forming a food cooperative is one
of the best ways to promote solidarity and get every kind of food you need to
survive real cheap. It also provides a ready-made bridge for developing
alliances with blacks, Puerto Ricans, chicanos and other groups fighting our
common oppressor on a community level.
Call a meeting of about 20
communes, collectives or community organizations. Set up the ground rules.
There should be a hard-core of really good hustlers that serve as the shopping
or hunting party and another group of people who have their heads together
enough to keep records and run the central distribution center. Two or three in
each group should do it. They can get their food free for the effort. Another
method is to rotate the activity among all members of the conspiracy. The
method you choose depends upon your politics and whether you favor a division
of labor or using the food conspiracy as a training for collective living.
Probably a blend of the two is best, but you'll have to hassle that out for
yourself. The next thing to agree upon is how the operation and all the shit
you get will be paid for. This is dependent on a number of variables, so we'll
map out one scheme and you can modify it to suit your particular situation.
Each member of every commune could be assessed a fee for joining. You want to
get together about $2,000, so at 200 members, this is ten bucks a piece. After
the joining fee, each person or group has to pay only for the low budget food
they order, but some loot is needed to get things rolling. The money goes to
getting a store front or garage, a cheap truck, some scales, freezers, bags, shelving,
chopping blocks, slicer and whatever else you need. You can get great deals by
looking in the classified ads of the local overground newspaper and checking
for restaurants or markets going out of business. Remember the idea of a
conspiracy is to get tons of stuff at real low prices or free into a store
front, and then break it down into smaller units for each group and eventually
each member. The freezers allow you to store perishables for a longer time.
The hunting party should be well
acquainted with how to rip off shit totally free and where all the best deals
are to be found. They should know what food is seasonal and about nutritional
diets. There is a lot to learn, such as where to get raw grains in 100 pounds
lots and how to cut up a side of beef. A good idea is to get a diet freak to
give weekly talks in the store front. There can also be cooking lessons taught,
especially to men, so women can get out of the kitchen.
Organizing a community around a
basic issue of survival, such as food, makes a lot of nitty gritty sense. After
your conspiracy gets off the ground and looks permanent, you should seek to
expand it to include more members and an emergency food fund should be set up
in case something happens in the community. There should also be a fund whereby
the conspiracy can sponsor free community dinners tied into celebrations. Get
it together and join the fight for a world-wide food conspiracy. Seize the
steak!
CHEAP CHOW
There are hundreds of good
paperback cook books with nutritional cheap recipes available in any bookstore.
Cooking is a vastly overrated skill. The following are a few all-purpose dishes
that are easy to make, nutritional and cheap as mud pies. You can add or
subtract many of the ingredients for variety.
Hog Farm Granola Breakfast (Road Hog
Crispies)
½ c millet 2 c raw oats
½ c cracked wheat 1 c rye flakes
½ c buckwheat
groats 1 c wheat flakes
½ c wheat germ 1 c dried fruits and/or nuts
½ c sunflower
seeds 3 tbs soy oil
¼ c sesame seeds 1 c honey
2 tbs cornmeal
Boil the millet in a double
boiler for 1/2 hour. Mix in a large bowl all the ingredients including the
millet. The soy oil and honey should be heated in a saucepan over a low flame
until bubbles form. Spread the cereal in a baking pan and cover with the honey
syrup. Toast in oven until brown. Stir once or twice so that all the cereal
will be toasted. Serve plain or with milk. Refrigerate portion not used in a
covered container. Enough for ten to twenty people. Make lots and store for
later meals. All these ingredients can be purchased at any health store in a
variety of quantities. You can also get natural sugar if you need a sweetener.
If bought and made in quantity, this fantastically healthy breakfast food will
be cheaper than the brand name cellophane that passes for cereal.
Whole Earth Bread
1 c oats, corn
meal, or wheat germ 2 tsp salt
1½ c water (warm) 2 egg
yolks
¼ c sugar (raw is
best) 4 c flour
1 pkg active dry
yeast _ c
corn oil
1 c dry milk or
butter
Stir lightly in a large bowl the
oats, cornmeal or wheat germ (depending on the flavor bread you desire), the
water and sugar. Sprinkle in the yeast and wait 10 minutes for the yeast to do
its thing. Add salt, egg yolks, corn oil and dry milk. Mix with a fork. Blend
in the flour. The dough should be dry and a little lumpy. Cover with a towel
and leave in a warm place for a half hour. Now mash, punch, blend and kick the
dough and return it covered to its warm place. The dough will double in size.
When this happens, separate the dough into two even masses and mash each one
into a greased bread (loaf) pan. Cover the pans and let sit until the dough
rises to the top of the pans. Bake for 40-45 minutes in a 350 degree oven that
has not been pre-heated. A shallow tray of water in the bottom of the oven will
keep the bread nice and moist. When you remove the pans from the oven, turn out
the bread into a rack and let it cool off. Once you get the hang of it, you'll
never touch ready-made bread, and it's a gas seeing yeast work.
Street Salad
Salad can be made by chopping up
almost any variety of vegetables, nuts and fruits including the stuff you
panhandled at the back of supermarkets; dandelions, shav, and other wild
vegetables; and goods you ripped off inside stores or from large farms. A neat
fresh dressing consists of one part of oil, two parts wine vinegar, finely
chopped garlic cloves, salt and pepper. Mix up the ingredients in a bottle and
add to the salad as you serve it. Russian dressing is simply mayonnaise and
ketchup mixed.
Yippie Yogurt
Yogurt is one of the most
nutritional foods in the world. The stuff you buy in stores has preservatives
added to it reducing its health properties and increasing the cost. Yogurt is a
bacteria that spreads throughout a suitable culture at the correct temperature.
Begin by going to a Turkish or Syrian restaurant and buying some yogurt to go.
Some restaurants boast of yogurt that goes back over a hundred years. Put it in
the refrigerator.
Now prepare the culture in which
the yogurt will multiply. The consistency you want will determine what you use.
A milk culture will produce thin yogurt, while sweet cream will make a thicker
batch. It's the butter fat content that determines the consistency and also the
number of calories. Half milk and half cream combines the best of both worlds.
Heat a quart of half and half on a low flame until just before the boiling
point and remove from the stove. This knocks out other bacteria that will
compete with the yogurt. Now take a tablespoon of the yogurt you got from the
restaurant and place it in the bottom of a bowl (not metal). Now add the warm
liquid. Cover the bowl with a lid and wrap tightly with a heavy towel. Place
the bowl in a warm spot such as on top of a radiator or in a sunny window. A
turned-off oven with a tray of boiling water placed in it will do well. Just
let the bowl sit for about 8 hours (overnight). The yogurt simply grows until
the whole bowl is yogurt. Yippie! It will keep in the refrigerator for about
two weeks before turning sour, but even then, the bacteria will produce a fresh
batch of top quality. Remember when eating it to leave a little to start the
next batch. For a neat treat add some honey and cinnamon and mix into the
yogurt before serving. Chopped fruit and nuts are also good.
Rice and Cong
Sauce
1 c brown rice vegetables
2 c water 2½ tbs
soy sauce
tsp salt
Bring the water to a boil in a
pot and add the salt and rice. Cover and reduce flame. Cooking time is about 40
minutes or until rice has absorbed all the water. Meanwhile, in a well-greased
frying pan, saute a variety of chopped vegetables you enjoy. When they become
soft and brownish, add salt and 2 cups of water. Cover with a lid and lower
flame. Simmer for about 40 minutes, peeking to stir every once in a while. Then
add 2 1/2 tbs of soy sauce, stir and cook another 10 minutes. The rice should
be just cooling off now, so add the sauce to the top of it and serve. Great for
those long guerrilla hikes. This literally makes up almost the entire diet of
the National Liberation Front fighter.
Weatherbeans
1 lb red kidney
beans 2 tbs parsley (chopped)
2 quarts water ½ lb pork, smoked sausage
1 onion (chopped)
or ham hock
1 tbs celery
(chopped) 1 lg bay leaf
1 tsp garlic
(minced) salt to season
Rinse the beans, then place in
covered pot and add water and salt. Cook over low flame. While cooking, chop up
meat and brown in a frying pan. Add onion, celery, garlic and parsley and
continue sauteing over low flame. Add the pieces of meat, vegetables and bay
leaf to the beans and cook covered for 1 1/2 to 2 hours. It may be necessary to
add more water if the beans get too dry. Fifteen minutes before beans are done,
mash about a half cup of the stuff against the side of the pan to thicken the
liquid. Pour the beans and liquid over some steaming rice that you've made by
following the directions above. This should provide a cheap nutritional meal
for about 6 people.
Hedonist's Deluxe
2 lobsters 2 qts water
seaweed ¼ lb butter
Steal two lobsters, watching out
for the claw thingies. Beg some seaweed from any fish market. Cop the butter
using the switcheroo method described in the Supermarket section above. When
you get home, boil the water in a large covered pot and drop in the seaweed and
then the lobsters. Put the cover back on and cook for about 20 minutes. Melt
the butter in a sauce pan and dip the lobster pieces in it as you eat. With a
booster box, described later you'll be able to rip off a bottle of vintage
Pouilly-Fuisse in a fancy liquor store. Really, rice is nice but...
FREE CLOTHING & FURNITURE
FREE CLOTHING
If shoplifting food seems easy,
it's nothing compared to the snatching of clothing. Shop only the better
stores. Try thing on in those neat secluded stalls. The less bulky items such
as shirts, vests, belts and socks can be tied around your waist or leg with
large rubber bands if needed. Just take a number of items in and come out with
a few less.
In some cities there are still
free stores left over from the flower power days. Churches often have give-away
clothing programs. You can impersonate a clergyman and call one of the large
clothing manufacturers in your area. They are usually willing to donate a case
or two of shirts, trousers or underwear to your church raffle or drive to dress
up skid row. Be sure to get your sizes. Tell them "your boy" will
pick up the blessed donation and you'll mention his company in the evening
prayers.
If you notice people moving from
an apartment or house, ask them if they'll be leaving behind clothing. They
usually abandon all sorts of items including food, furniture and books. Offer
to help them carry out stuff if you can keep what they won't be taking.
Make the rounds of a fancy
neighborhood with a truck and some friends. Ring doorbells and tell the person
who answers that you are collecting wearable clothing for the "poor
homeless victims of the recent tidal wave in Quianto a small village in Saudi
Arabia." You get the pitch. Make it food and clothing, and say you're with
a group called Heartline for Decency. A phony letter from a church might help
here.
The Salvation Army does this, and
you can pick up clothes from them at very cheap prices. You can get a pair of
snappy casual shoes for 25 cents in many bowling alleys by walking out with
them on your feet. If you have to leave your shoes as a deposit, leave the most
beat-up pair you can find.
Notice if your friends have lost
or gained weight. A big change means a lot of clothes doing nothing but taking
up closet space. Show up at dormitories when college is over for the summer or
winter season. Go to the train or bus stations and tell them you left your
raincoat, gloves or umbrella when you came into town. They'll take you to a
room with thousands of unclaimed items. Pick out what you like. While there,
notice a neat suitcase or trunk and memorize the markings. Later a friend can
claim the item. There will be loads of surprises in any suitcase. We have a
close friend who inherited ten kilos of grass this way.
Large laundry and dry cleaning
chains usually have thousands of items that have gone unclaimed. Manufacturers
also have shirts, dresses and suits for rockbottom prices because of a crooked
seam or other fuck-up. Stores have reduced rates on display models: Mannequins
are mostly all size 40 for men and 10 for women. Size 7 1/2 is the standard
display size for men's shoes. If you are these sizes, you can get top styles
for less than half price.
SANDALS
The Vietnamese and people
throughout the Third World make a fantastically durable and comfortable pair of
sandals out of rubber tires. They cut out a section of the outer tire (trace
around the outside of the foot with a piece of chalk) which when trimmed forms
the sole. Next 6 slits re made in the sole so the rubber straps can be
criss-crossed and slid through the slits. The straps are made out of inner
tubing. No nails are needed. If you have wide feet, use the new wide tread low
profiles. For hard going, try radials. For best satisfaction and quality, steal
the tires off a pig car or a government limousine.
Let's face it, if you really are
into beating the clothing problem, move to a warm climate and run around naked.
Skin is absolutely free, and will always be in style. Speaking of style, the
midi and the maxi have obvious advantages when it comes to shoplifting and
transporting weapons or bombs.
FREE FURNITURE
Apartment lobbies are good for
all kinds of neat furniture. If you want to get fancy about it, rent a truck
(not one that says U-HAUL-IT or other rental markings) and make the pick-up
with moving-man-type uniforms. When schools are on strike and students hold
seminars and debate into the night, Yippies can be found going through the dorm
lobbies and storage closets hauling off couches, desks, printing supplies,
typewriters, mimeos, etc. to store in secret underground nests. A nervy group
of Yippies in the Midwest tried to swipe a giant IBM 360 computer while a
school was in turmoil. All power to those that bring a wheelbarrow to sit-ins.
Check into a high-class hotel or
motel remembering to dress like the wallpaper. Carry a large dummy suitcase
with you and register under a phony name. Make sure you and not the bellboy
carry this bag. Use others as a decoy. When you get inside the room, grab
everything you can stuff in the suitcase: radio, T.V. sets (even if it has a
special plug you can cut it with a knife and replace the cord), blankets,
toilet paper, glasses, towels, sheets, lamps, (forget the imitation Winslow
Homer on the wall) a Bible, soap and toss rugs. Before you leave (odd hours are
best) hang the DO NOT DISTURB sign on your doorknob. This will give you an
extra few hours to beat it across the border or check into a new hotel.
Landlords renovating buildings
throw out stoves, tables, lamps, refrigerators and carpeting. In most cities,
each area has a day designated for discarding bulk objects. Call the Sanitation
Department and say you live in that part of town which would be putting out the
most expensive shit and find out the pick-up day. Fantastic buys can be found
cruising the streets late at night. Check out the backs of large department
stores for floor models, window displays and slightly damaged furniture being
discarded.
Construction sites are a good
source for building materials to construct furniture. (Not to mention
explosives.) The large wooden cable spools make great tables. Cinderblocks,
bricks and boards can quickly be turned into a sharp looking bookcase. Doors
make tables. Nail kegs convert into stools or chairs. You can also always find
a number of other supplies hanging around like wiring, pipes, lighting fixtures
and hard hats. And don't forget those blinking signs and the red lanterns for
your own light show. Those black oil-fed burners are O.K. for cooking, although
smoky, and highway flares are swell for making fake dynamite bombs.
FREE TRANSPORTATION
HITCH-HIKING
Certainly one of the neatest ways
of getting where you want to go for nothing is to hitch. In the city it's a
real snap. Just position yourself at a busy intersection and ask the drivers
for a lift when they stop for the red light. If you're hitching on a road where
the traffic zooms by pretty fast, be sure to stand where the car will have room
to safely pull off the road. Traveling long distances, even cross-country, can
be easy if you have some sense of what you are doing.
A lone hitch-hiker will do much
better than two or more. A man and woman will do very well together. Single
women are certain to get propositioned and possibly worse. Amerikan males have
endless sexual fantasies about picking up a poor lonesome damsel in distress.
Unless your karate and head are in top form, women should avoid hitching alone.
Telling men you have V.D. might help in difficult situations.
New England and the entire West
Coast are the best sections for easy hitches. The South and Midwest can
sometimes be a real hassle. Easy Rider and all that. The best season to hitch
is in the summer. Daytime is much better than night. If you have to hitch at
night, get under some type of illumination where you'll be seen.
Hitch-hiking is legal in most
states, but remember you always can get a "say-so" bust. A
"say-so" arrest is to police what Catch-22 is to the Army. When you
ask why you're under arrest, the pig answers, "cause I say-so." If
you stand on the shoulder of the road, the pigs won't give you too bad a time.
If you've got long hair, cops will often stop to play games. You can wear a hat
with your hair tucked under to avoid hassles. However this might hurt your
ability to get rides, since many straights will pick up hippies out of
curiosity who would not pick up a straight scruffy looking kid. Freak drivers
usually only pick up other freaks.
Once in a while you hear stories
of fines levied or even a few arrests for hitching (Flagstaff, Arizona is
notorious), but even in the states where it is illegal, the law is rarely
enforced. If you're stopped by the pigs, play dumb and they'll just tell you to
move along. You can wait until they leave and then let your thumb hang out
again. Hitchin on super highways is really far out. It's illegal but you won't
get hassled if you hitch at the entrances. On a fucked-up exit, take your
chances hitching right on the road, but keep a sharp eye out for porkers. When
you get a ride be discriminating. Find out where the driver is headed. If you
are at a good spot, don't take a ride under a hundred miles that won't end up
in a location just as good. When the driver is headed to an out-of-the-way
place, ask him to let you off where you can get the best rides. If he's going
to a particularly small town, ask him to drive you to the other side of thy
town line. It's usually only a mile or two. Small towns often enforce all sorts
of "say-so" ordinances. If you get stuck on the wrong side of town,
it would be wise to even hoof it through the place. Getting to a point on the
road where the cars are inter-city rather than local traffic is always
preferable.
When you hit the road you should
have a good idea of how to get where you are going. You can pick up a free map
at any gas station. Long distance routes, road conditions, weather and all
sorts of information can be gotten free by calling the American Automobile
Association in any city. Say that you are a member driving to Phoenix, Arizona
or wherever your destination is, and find out what you want to know. Always
carry a sign indicating where you are going. If you get stranded on the road
without one, ask in a diner or gas station for a piece of cardboard and a magic
marker. Make the letters bold and fill them in so they can be seen by drivers
from a distance. If your destination is a small town, the sign should indicate
the state. For really long distances, EAST or WEST is best. Unless, of course,
you're going north or south. A phony foreign flag sewed on your pack also
helps.
Carrying dope is not advisable,
and although searching you is illegal, few pigs can read the Constitution. If
you are carrying when the patrol car pulls up, tell them you are Kanadian and
hitching through Amerika. Highway patrols are very uptight about promoting
incidents with foreigners. The foreign bit goes over especially well with
small-town types, and is also amazingly good for avoiding hassles with greasers.
If you can't hack this one, tell them you are a reporter for a newspaper
writing a feature story on hitching around the country. This story has averted
many a bust.
Don't be shy when you hitch. Go
into diners and gas stations and ask people if they're heading East or to
Texas. Sometimes gas station attendants will help. When in the car be friendly
as hell. Offer to share the driving if you've got a license. If you're broke,
you can usually bum a meal or a few bucks, maybe even a free night's lodging. Never
be intimidated into giving money for a ride.
As for what to carry when
hitching, the advice is to travel light. The rule is to make up a pack of the
absolute minimum, then cut that in half. Hitching is an art form as is all
survival. Master it and you'll travel on a free trip forever.
FREIGHTING
There is a way to hitch long
distances that has certain advantages over letting your thumb hang out for
hours on some two-laner. Learn about riding the trains and you'll always have
that alternative. Hitchhiking at night can be impossible, but hopping a is
easier at night than by day. By hitchhiking days and hopping freights and
sleeping on them at night, you can cover incredible distances rapidly and stay
well rested. Every city and most large towns have a freight yard. You can find
it by following the tracks or asking where the freight yard is located.
When you get to the yard, ask the
workmen when the next train leaving in your direction will be pulling out.
Unlike the phony Hollywood image, railroad men are nice to folks who drop by to
grab a ride. Most yards don't have a guard or a "bull" as they are
called. Even if they do, he is generally not around. If there is a bull around,
the most he's going to do is tell you it's private property and ask you to
leave. There are exceptions to this rule, such as the notorious Lincoln,
Nebraska, and Las Vegas, Nevada, but by asking you can find out. Even if he
asks you to leave or throws you out, sneak back when your train is pulling out
and jump aboard.
After you've located the right
train for your trip, hunt for an empty boxcar to ride. The men in the yards
will generally point one out if you ask. Pig-sties, flat cars and coal cars are
definitely third class due to exposure to the elements. Boxcars are by far the
best. They are clean and the roof over your head helps in bad weather and cuts
down the wind. Boxcars with a hydro-cushion suspension system used for carrying
fragile cargo make for the smoothest ride. Unless you get one, you should be
prepared for a pretty bumpy and noisy voyage.
You should avoid cars with only
one door open, because the pin may break, locking you in. A car with both doors
open gives you one free chance. Pig-backs (trailers on flatcars) are generally
considered unsafe. Most trains make a number of short hops, so if time is an
important factor try to get on a "hot shot" express. A hot shot
travels faster and has priority over other trains in crowded yards. You should
favor a hot shot even if you have to wait an extra hour or two or more to get one
going your way.
If you're traveling at night, be
sure to dress warmly. You can freeze your ass off. Trains might not offer the
most comfortable ride, but they go through beautiful countryside that you'd
never see from the highway or airway. There are no billboards, road signs,
cops, Jack-in-the-Boxes, gas stations or other artifacts of honky culture.
You'll get dirty on the trains so wear old clothes. Don't pass up this great
way to travel cause some bullshit western scared you out of it.
CARS
If you know how to drive and want
to travel long distances, the auto transportation agencies are a good deal.
Look in the Yellow Pages under Automobile Transportation and Trucking or
Driveway. Rules vary, but normally you must be over 21 and have a valid license.
Call up and tell them when and where you want to go and they will let you know
if they have a car available. They give you the car and a tank of gas free. You
pay the rest. Go to pick up the car alone, then get some people to ride along
and help with the driving and expenses. You can make New York to San Francisco
for about eighty dollars in tolls and gas in four days without pushing. Usually
you have the car for longer and can make a whole thing out of it. You must look
straight when you go to the agency. This can be simply be done by wetting down
your hair and shoving it under a cap.
Another good way to travel
cheaply is to find somebody who has a car and is going your way. Usually
underground newspapers list people who either want rides or riders. Another
excellent place to find information is your local campus. Every campus has a
bulletin board for rides. Head shops and other community-minded stores have
notices up on the wall.
Gas
If you have a car and need some
gas late at night you can get a quart and then some by emptying the hoses from
the pumps into your tank. There is always a fair amount of surplus gas left
when the pumps are shut off.
If your traveling in a car and
don't have enough money for gas and tolls, stop at the bus station and see if anybody
wants a lift. If you find someone, explain your money situation and make a deal
with him. Hitch-hikers also can be asked to chip in on the gas.
You can carry a piece of tubing
in the trunk of your car and when the gas indicator gets low, pull up to a nice
looking Cadillac on some dark street and syphon off some of his gas. Just park
your car so the gas tank is next to the Caddy's, or use a large can. Stick the
hose into his tank, suck up enough to get things flowing, and stick the other
end into your tank. Having a lower level of liquid, you tank will draw gas
until you and the Caddy are equal. "To each according to his need, from
each according to his ability," wrote Marx. Bet you hadn't realized until
now that the law of gravity affects economics.
Another way is to park in a
service station over their filler hole. Lift off one lid (like a small manhole
cover), run down twenty feet of rubber tubing thru the hole you've cut in your
floorboard, then turn on the electric pump which you have installed to feed
into your gas tank. All they ever see is a parked car. This technique is
especially rewarding when you have a bus.
BUSES
If you'd rather leave the driving
and the paying to them, try swiping a ride on the bus. Here's a method that has
worked well. Get a rough idea of where the bus has stopped before it arrived at
your station. If you are not at the beginning or final stop on the route, wait
until the bus you want pulls in and then out of the station. Make like the bus
just pulled off without you while you went to the bathroom. If there is a
station master, complain like crazy to him. Tell him you're going to sue the
company if your luggage gets stolen. He'll put you on the next bus for free. If
there is no station master, lay your sad tale on the next driver that comes
along. If you know when the last bus left, just tell the driver you've been
stranded there for eight hours and you left your kid sleeping on the other bus.
Tell him you called ahead to the company and they said to grab the next bus and
they would take care of it.
The next method isn't totally
free but close enough. It's called the hopper-bopper. Find a bus that makes a
few stops before it gets to where you want to go. The more stops with people
getting in our out the better. Buy a ticket for the short hop and stay on the
bus until you end up at your destination. You must develop a whole style in
order to pull this off because the driver has to forget you are connected with
the ticket you gave him. Dress unobtrusively or make sure the driver hasn't
seen your face. Pretend to be asleep when the short hop station is reached. If
you get questioned, just act upset about sleeping through the stop you
"really" want and ask if it's possible to get a ride back.
AIRLINES
Up and away, junior outlaws! If
you really want to get where you're going in a hurry, don't forget skyjacker's
paradise. Don't forget the airlines. They make an unbelievable amount of bread
on their inflated prices, ruin the land with incredible amounts of polluting
wastes and noise, and deliberately hold back aviation advances that would
reduce prices and time of flight. We know two foolproof methods to fly free,
but unfortunately we feel publishing them would cause the airlines to change
their policy. The following methods have been talked about enough, so the time
seems right to make them known to a larger circle of friends.
A word should be said right off
about stolen tickets. Literally millions of dollars worth of airline tickets
are stolen each year. If you have good underworld contacts, you can get a
ticket to anywhere you want at one-fourth the regular price. If you are charged
more, you are getting a slight rooking. In any case, you can get a ticket for
any flight or date and just trade it in. They are actually as good as cash, except
that it takes 30 days to get a refund, and by then they might have traced the
stolen tickets. If you can get a stolen ticket, exchange or use it as soon as
possible, and always fly under a phony name. A stolen ticket for a trip around
the world currently goes for one hundred and fifty dollars in New York.
One successful scheme requires
access to the mailbox of a person listed in the local phone book. Let's use the
name Ron Davis as an example. A woman calls one of the airlines with a very
efficient sounding rap such as: "Hello, this is Mr. Davis' secretary at
Allied Chemical. He and his wife would like to fly to Chicago on Friday. Could
you mail two first-class tickets to his home and bill us here at Allied?"
Every major corporation probably has a Ron Davis, and the airlines rarely
bother checking anyway. Order your tickets two days before you wish to travel,
and pick them up at the mailbox or address you had them sent to. If you are
uptight in the airport about the tickets, just go up to another airline and
have the tickets exchanged.
One gutsy way to hitch a free
ride is to board the plane without a ticket. This is how it works. Locate the
flight you want and rummage through a wastebasket until you find an envelope
for that particular airline. Shuffle by the counter men (which is fairly easy
if it's busy). When the boarding call is made, stand in line and get on the
plane. Flash the empty envelope at the stewardess as you board the plane. Carry
a number of packages as a decoy, so the stewardess won t ask you to open the
envelope. If she does, which is rare, and sees you have no ticket, act
surprised. "Oh my gosh, it must have fallen out in the wash room,"
will do fine. Run back down the ramp as if you're going to retrieve the ticket.
Disappear and try later on a different airline. Nine out of ten revolutionaries
say it's the only way to fly. This trick works only on airlines that don't use
the boarding pass system.
If you want to be covered
completely, use the hopper-bopper method described in the section on Buses,
with this added security precaution. Buy two tickets from different cashiers,
or better still, one from an agent in town. Both will be on the same flight.
Only one ticket will be under a phony name and for the short hop, white the
ticket under your real name will be for your actual destination. At the
boarding counter, present the short hop ticket. You will be given an envelope
with a white receipt in it. Actually, the white receipt is the last leaf in
your ticket. Once you are securely seated and aloft, take out the ticket with
your name and final destination. Gently peel away everything but the white
receipt. Place the still valid ticket back in your pocket. Now remove from the
envelope and destroy the short hop receipt. In its place, put the receipt for
the ticket you have in your pocket.
When you land at the short hop
airport, stay on the plane. Usually the stewardesses just ask you if you are
remaining on the flight. If you have to, you can actually show her your
authentic receipt. When you get to your destination, you merely put the receipt
back on the bonafide ticket that you still have in your pocket. It isn't
necessary that they be glued together. Present the ticket for a refund or
exchange it for another ticket. This method works well even in foreign
countries. You can actually fly around the world for $88.00 using the
hopper-bopper method and switching receipts.
If you can't hack these shucks
you should at least get a Youth Card and travel for half fare. If you are over
twenty-two but still in your twenties, you can easily pass. Get a card from a
friend who has similar color hair and eyes. Your friend can easily get one from
another airline. You can master your friend's signature and get a supporting
piece of identification from him to back up your youth card if you find it
necessary. If you have a friend who works for an airline or travel agency, just
get a card under your own name and an age below the limit. Your friend can
validate the card. Flying youth fare is on stand-by, so it's always a good idea
to call ahead and book a number of reservations under fictitious names on the
flight you'll be taking. This will fuck up the booking of regular passengers
and insure you a seat.
By the way, if you fly
cross-country a number of times, swipe one of the plug-in head sets. Always
remember to pack it in your traveling bag. This way you'll save a two dollar
fee charged for the in-flight movie. The headsets are interchangeable on all
airlines.
One way to fly free is to
actually hitch a ride. Look for the private plane area located at every
airport, usually in some remote part of the field. You can find it by noticing
where the small planes without airline markings take off and land. Go over to
the runways and ask around. Often the mechanics will let you know when someone
is leaving for your destination and point out a pilot. Tell him you lost your
ticket and have to get back to school. Single pilots often like to have a
passenger along and it's a real gas flying in a small plane.
Some foreign countries have
special arrangements for free air travel to visiting writers, artists or
reporters. Brazil and Argentina are two we know of for sure. Call or write the
embassy of the country you wish to visit in Washington or their mission to the
United Nations in New York. Writing works best, especially if you can cop some
stationery from a newspaper or publishing house. Tell them you will be writing
a feature story for some magazine on the tourist spots or handcrafts of the
country. The embassy will arrange for you to travel gratis aboard one of their
air force planes. The planes leave only from Washington and New York at
unscheduled times. Once you have the O.K. letter from the embassy you're all
set. This is definitely worth checking out if you want to vacation in a foreign
country with all sorts of free bonuses thrown in.
A one-way ride is easy if you
want to get into skyjacking. Keep the piece or knife in your shoe to avoid
possible detection with the "metal scanner," a long black tube that
acts like a geiger counter. Or use a plastic knife or bomb. It's also advisable
to wrap your dope in a non-metallic material. Avoid tinfoil.
The crews have instructions to
take you wherever you want to go even if they have to refuel, but watch out for
air marshals. To avoid air marshals and searches pick an airline which flies
short domestic hops. You should plan to end up in a country hostile to the
United States or you'll end up right back where you came from in some sturdy
handcuffs. One dude wanted to travel in style so he demanded $100,000 as a
going-away gift. The airlines quickly paid off. The guy then got greedy and
demanded a hundred million dollars. When he returned to pick up the extra
pocket money, he got nabbed. None the less, skyjacking appears to be the cheapest,
fastest way to get away from it all.
IN CITY TRAVEL
Any of the public means of
transportation can be ripped off easily. Get on the bus with a large bill and
present it after the bus has left the stop. If the bus is crowded, slip in the
back door when it opens to dispatch passengers.
Two people can easily get through
the turnstile in a subway on one token by doubling up. In some subway systems
cards are given out to high school kids or senior citizens or employees of the
city. The next time you are in a subway station notice people flashing cards to
the man in the booth and entering through the "exit" door. Notice the
color of the card used by people in your age group. Get a piece of colored
paper in a stationery store or find some card of the same color you need. Put
this "card" in a plastic window of your wallet and flash it in the
same way those with a bona fide pass do.
Before entering a turnstile,
always test the swing bar. If someone during the day put in an extra token,
it's still in the machine waiting for you to enter free.
For every token and coin
deposited in an automatic turnstile, there is a foreign coin the same size for
much less that will work in the machine. (See the Yippie Currency Exchange,
following, for more info.) Buy a cheap bag of assorted foreign coins from a
dealer that you can locate in the Yellow Pages. Size up the coins with a token
from your subway system. You can get any of these coins in bulk from a large
dealer. Generally they are about l,000 for five dollars. Tell him you make
jewelry out of them if he gets suspicious. Giving what almost amounts to free
subway rides away is a communal act of love. The best outlaws in the world
rip-off shit for a lot more people than just themselves. Robin Hood lives!
FREE LAND
Despite what you may have heard,
there is still some rural land left in Amerika. The only really free land is
available in Alaska and remote barren areas of the western states. The latest
information in this area is found in a periodic publication called Our Public Lands,
available from the Superintendent of Documents, Washington, D.C. 20402. It
costs $1.00 for a subscription. Also contact the U.S. Department of the
Interior, Bureau of Land Management, Washington, D.C. 20240 and ask for
information on "homesteading." By the time this book is out though,
the Secretary of the Interior's friends in the oil companies might have stolen
all the available free land. Being an oil company is about the easiest way to
steal millions. Never call it stealing though, always refer to it as
"research and development."
Continental United States has no
good free land that we know of, but there are some very low prices in areas
suited for country communities. Write to School of Living, Freeland, Maryland,
for their newspaper Green Revolution with the latest information in this area.
Canada has free land available, and the Canadian government will send you a
free list if you write to the Department of Land and Forests, Parliament
Building, Quebec City, Canada. Also write to the Geographical Branch,
Department of Mines and Technical Surveys, Parliament Building, Quebec City,
Canada. Correspondence can be carried out with the Communications Group, 2630
Point Grey Road, Vancouver 8, British Columbia, Canada, for advice on
establishing a community in Canada. The islands off the coast of British
Columbia, its western region and the area along the Kootenai River are among
the best locations.
If you just want to rip off some
land, there are two ways to do it; openly or secretly. If you are going to do
it out front, look around for a piece of land that's in dispute, which has its
sovereignty in question-islands and deltas between the U.S. and Canada, or
between the U.S. and Mexico, or any number of other borderline lands. You might
even consider one of the abandoned oil-drilling platforms, which are fair game
under high seas salvage laws. The possibilities are endless.
If you intend to do it quietly,
you will want a completely different type of location. Find a rugged area with
lots of elbow room and plenty of places to hide, like the Rocky Mountains,
Florida swamps, Death Valley, or New York City. Put together a tight band of
guerrillas and do your thing. With luck you will last forever.
If you just want to camp out or
try some hermit living in the plushest surroundings available, you'll do best
to head for one of the national parks. Since the parks are federal property,
there's very little the local fuzz can do about you, and the forest rangers are
generally the live-and-let-live types, although there have been increasing
reports of long-hairs being vamped on by Smokey the Pig, as in Yosemite. You
can get a complete list from National Park Service, Department of the Interior,
Washington, D.C. 20240.
The following is a list of some good ones:
• ALABAMA-Russell
Cave National Monument, Bridgeport 35740
• ARIZONA-Grand
Canyon National Park, Box 129, Grand Canyon 86023
• ARKANSAS-Hot
Springs National Park, Box 1219, Hot Springs 71901
• CALIFORNIA-Yosemite
National Park, Box 577, Yosemite 95389*
• COLORADO-Rocky
Mountain National Park, Estes Park, 80517
• FLORIDA-Everglades
National Park, Box 279, Homestead 33030
• IDAHO-Boise
National Forest, 413 Idaho Street, Boise 83702
• ILLINOIS-Shawnee
National Forest,Harrisburg National Bank Building, Harrisburg 62946
• KENTUCKY-Mammoth
Cave National Park, Mammoth Cave 42259
• LOUISIANA-Kisatchie
National Forest, 2500 Shreveport Hwy., Pineville 71360
• MAINE-Acadia
National Park, Box 338, Bar Harbor 04609
• MARYLAND-Assateague
Island National Seashore, Rte. 2 Box 111, Berlin 21811
• MASSACHUSETTS-Cape
Cod National Seashore, South Wellfleet 02663
• MICHIGAN-Hiawatha
National Forest, Post Office Building, Escanaba 49829
• MISSOURI-Mark
Twain National Forest, 304 Pershing St., Springfield 65806
• NEVADA-Lake
Mead National Recreation Area, 601 Nevada Hwy, Boulder City 89005
• NEW
MEXICO-Aztec Ruins National Monument, Route 1, Box 101, Aztec 87410
• NEW
YORK-Fire Island National Seashore c/o New York City National Park Service
Group, 28 E. 20th St., New York, NY 10003
• NORTH
CAROLINA-Wright Brothers National Memorial Box 457, Manteo 27954
• OKLAHOMA-Platt
National Park, Box 201, Sulphur 73086
• OREGON-Crater
Lake National Park, Box 7, Crater Lake 97604
• UTAH-Bryce
Canyon National Park, Bryce Canyon 84717
• WYOMING-Yellowstone
National Park, Yellowstone Park 83020
*This summer Yosemite forest
rangers tried to evict a group of Yippies from their encampment. The Yippies
rioted in the valley, spooked the tourists, burned cars and fought for their
right to stay.
Earth People's Park is an
endeavor to purchase land and allow people to come and live for free. They
function as a clearing house for people that want to donate land and those who
wish to settle. They own 600 acres in northern Vermont and are trying to raise
money to buy more. Write to Earth People's Park, P.0. Box 313, 1230 Grant Ave.,
San Francisco, California 94133.
People's Parks are sprouting up
all over as people reclaim the land being ripped off by universities,
factories, and corrupt city planning agencies. The model is the People's Park
struggle in Berkeley during the spring of 1969. The people fought to defend a
barren parking lot they had turned into a community center with grass, swings,
free-form sculpture and gardens. The University of California, with the aid of
Ronald Reagan and the Berkeley storm troopers, fought with guns, clubs and tear
gas to regain the land from the outlaw people. The pigs killed James Rector and
won an empty victory. For now the park is fenced off, tarred over and converted
into unused basketball courts and unused parking lots. Not one person has
violated the oath never to set foot on the site. It stands, cold and empty, two
blocks north of crowded Telegraph Avenue. If the revolution does not survive,
all the land will perish under the steam roller of imperialism. People's Death
Valley will happen in our lifetime.
FREE HOUSING
If you are in a city without a
place to stay, ask the first group of hip-looking folks where you can crash.
You might try the office of the local underground newspaper. In any hip
community, the underground newspaper is generally the source of the best
up-to-the-moment information. But remember that they are very busy, and don't
impose on them. Many churches now have runaway houses. If you are under sixteen
and can hack some bullshit jive about "adjusting," "opening a
dialogue," and "things aren't that bad," then these are the best
deals for free room and board. Check out the ground rules first, i.e., length
of stay allowed, if they inform your parents or police, facilities and services
available. Almost always they can be accepted at their word, which is something
very sacred to missionaries. If they became known as double-crossers, the
programs would be finished.
Some hip communities have crash
pads set up, but these rarely last more than a few months. To give out the
addresses we have would be quite impractical. We have never run across a crash
pad that lasted more than a month or so. If in a cit, try hustling a room at a
college dorm. This is especially good in summer or on week-ends. If you have a
sleeping bag, the parks are always good, as is "tar jungle" or
sleeping on the roofs of tall buildings. Local folks will give you some good
advice on what to watch out for and information on vagrancy laws which might
help you avoid getting busted.
For more permanent needs,
squatting is not only free, it's a revolutionary act. If you stay quiet you can
stay indefinitely. If you have community support you may last forever.
COMMUNES
In the city or in the country,
communes can be a cheap and enjoyable way of living. Although urban and rural
communes face different physical environments, they share common group
problems. The most important element in communal living is the people, for the
commune will only make it if everyone is fairly compatible. A nucleus of 4 to 7
people is best and it is necessary that no member feels extremely hostile to
any other member when the commune gets started. The idea that things will work
out later is pig swill. More communes have busted up over incompatibility than
any other single factor. People of similar interests and political philosophies
should live together. One speed freak can wreck almost any group. There are
just too many day-to-day hassles involved living in a commune to not start off
compatible in as many ways as possible. The ideal arrangement is for the people
to have known each other before they move in together.
Once you have made the opening
moves, evening meetings will occasionally be necessary to divide up the
responsibilities and work out the unique problems of a communal family.
Basically, there are two areas that have to be pretty well agreed upon if the
commune is to survive. People's attitudes toward Politics, Sex, Drugs and
Decision-making have to be in fairly close agreement. Then the even most
important decisions about raising the rent, cleaning, cooking and maintenance
will have to be made. Ground rules for inviting non-members should be worked
out before the first time it happens, as this is a common cause for friction.
Another increasingly important issue involves defense. Communes have
continually been targets of attack by the more Neanderthal elements of the surrounding
community. In Minneapolis for example, "headhunts" as they are called
are commonplace. You should have full knowledge of the local gun laws and a
collective defense should be worked out.
Physical attacks are just one way
of making war on communes and, hence, our Free Nation. Laws, cops, and courts
are there to protect the power and the property of those that already got the
shit. Police harassment, strict enforcement of health codes and fire
regulations and the specially designed anti-commune laws being passed by town
elders, should all be known and understood by the members of a commune before
they even buy or rent property. On all these matters, you should seek out
experienced members of communes already established in the vicinity you wish to
settle. Work out mutual defense arrangements with nearby families-both legal
and extralegal. Remember, not only do you have the right to self-defense, but
it is your duty to our new Nation to erase the
"Easy-Rider-take-any-shit" image which invites attack. Let them know
you are willing to defend your way of living and your chances of survival will
increase.
URBAN LIVING
If you're headed for city living,
the first thing you'll have to do is locate an apartment or loft, an
increasingly difficult task. At certain times of the year, notably June and
September, the competition is fierce because of students leaving or entering
school. If you can avoid these two months, you'll have a better selection. A
knowledge of your plans in advance can aid a great deal in finding an
apartment, for the area can be scouted before you move in. Often, if you know
of people leaving a desirable apartment, you can make arrangements with the
landlord, and a deposit will hold the place. If you let them know you're
willing to buy their furniture, people will be more willing to give you
information about when they plan to move. Watch out for getting screwed on
exorbitant furniture swindles by the previous tenants and excessive demands on
the part of the landlords. In most cities, the landlord is not legally allowed
to ask for more than one month's rent as security. Often the monthly rent
itself is regulated by a city agency. A little checking on the local laws and a
visit to the housing agency might prove well worth it.
Don't go to a rental agency
unless you are willing to pay an extra month's rent as a fee. Wanted ads in
newspapers and bulletin boards located in community centers and supermarkets
have some leads. Large universities have a service for finding good apartments
for administrators, faculty and students, in that order. Call the university,
say you have just been appointed to such-and-such position and you need housing
in the area. They will want to know all your requirements and rent limitations,
but often they have very good deals available, especially if you've appointed
yourself to a high enough position.
Aside from these, the best way is
to scout a desired area and inquire about future apartments. Often landlords or
rental agencies have control over a number of buildings in a given area. You
can generally find a nameplate inside the hall of the building. Calling them
directly will let you know of any apartments available.
When you get an apartment,
furnishing will be the next step. You can double your sleeping space by
building bunk beds. Nail two by fours securely from ceiling to floor, about
three feet from the walls, where the beds are desired. Then build a frame out
of two by fours at a convenient height. Make sure you use nails or screws
strong enough to support the weight of people sleeping or balling. Nail a sheet
of 3/4 inch plywood on the frame. Mattresses and almost all furniture needed
for your pal can be gotten free (see section on Free Furniture). Silverware can
be copped at any self-service restaurant.
RURAL LIVING
If you are considering moving to
the country, especially as a group, you are talking about farms and farmland.
There are some farms for rent, and occasionally a family that has to be away
for a year or two will let you live on their farm if you keep the place in
repair. These can be found advertised in the back of various farming magazines
and in the classified sections of newspapers, especially the Sunday editions.
Generally speaking, however, if you're interested in a farm, you should be considering
an outright purchase.
First, you have to determine in
what part of the country you want to live in terms of the climate you prefer
and how far away from the major cities you wish to locate. The least populated
states, such as Utah, Idaho, the Dakotas, Montana and the like, have the
cheapest prices and the lowest tax rates. The more populated a state, and in
turn, the closer to a city, the higher the commercial value of the land.
There are hundreds of different
types of farms, so the next set of questions you'll have to raise concerns the
type of farm activity you'll want to engage in. Cattle farms are different than
vegetable farms or orchards. Farms come in sizes: from half an acre to ranches
larger than the state of Connecticut. They will run in price from $30 to $3000
an acre, with the most expensive being prime farmland in fertile river valleys
located close to an urban area. The further away from the city and the further
up a hill, the cheaper the land gets. It also gets woodier, rockier and steeper,
which means less tillable land.
If you are talking of living in a
farm house and maybe having a small garden and some livestock for your own use,
with perhaps a pond on the property, you are looking for what is called a
recreational farm. When you buy a recreational farm, naturally you are
interested in the house, barn, well, fences, chicken-coop, corrals, woodsheds
and other physical structures on the property. Unless these are in unusually
good condition or unique, they do not enter into the sale price as major
factors. It is the land itself that is bought and sold.
Farmland is measured in acreage;
an acre being slightly more than 43,560 square feet. The total area is measured
in 40-acre plots. Thus, if a farmer or a real estate agent says he has a plot
of land down the road, he means a 40-acre farm. Farms are generally measured
this way, with an average recreational farm being 160 acres in size or an area
covering about 1/2 square mile. A reasonable rate for recreational farmland 100
miles from a major city with good water and a livable house would be about $50
per acre. For a 160-acre farm, it would be $8,000, which is not an awful lot
considering what you are getting. For an overall view, get the free catalogues
and brochures provided by the United Farm Agency, 612 W. 47th St., Kansas City,
Mo. 64112.
Now that you have a rough idea of
where and what type of farm you want, you can begin to get more specific. Check
out the classified section in the Sunday newspaper of the largest city near
your desired location. Get the phone book and call or write to real estate
agencies in the vicinity. Unlike the city, where there is a sellers' market,
rural estate agents collect their fee from the seller of the property, so you
won't have to worry about the agent's fee.
When you have narrowed down the
choices, the next thing you'll want to look at is the plot book for the county.
The plot book has all the farms in each township mapped out. lt also shows
terrain variations, type of housing on the land, location of rivers, roads and
a host of other pertinent information. Road accessibility, especially in the
winter, is an important factor. If the farms bordering the one you have
selected are abandoned or not in full use, then for all intents and purposes,
you have more land than you are buying.
After doing all this, you are
prepared to go look at the farm itself. Notice the condition of the auxiliary
roads leading to the house. You'll want an idea of what sections of the land
are tillable. Make note of how many boulders you'll have to clear to do some
planting. Also note how many trees there are and to what extent the brush has
to be cut down. Be sure and have a good idea of the insect problems you can
expect. Mosquitoes or flies can bug the shit out of you. Feel the soil where
you plan to have a garden and see how rich it is. If there are fruit trees,
check their condition. Taste the water. Find out if hunters or tourists come
through the land. Examine the house. The most important things are the basement
and the roof. In the basement examine the beams for dry rot and termites. See
how long it will be before the roof must be replaced. Next check the heating
system, the electrical wiring and the plumbing. Then you'll want to know about
services such as schools, snow plowing, telephones, fire department and finally
about your neighbors. If the house is beyond repair, you might still want the
farm, especially if you are good at carpentry. Cabins, A-Frames, domes and
tepees are all cheaply constructed with little experience. Get the materials
from your nearest military installation.
Finally, check out the secondary
structures on the land to see how usable they are. If there is a pond, you'll
want to see how deep it is for swimming. If there are streams, you'll want to
know about the fishing possibilities; and if large wooded areas, the hunting.
In negotiating the final sales
agreement, you should employ a lawyer. You'll also want to check out the
possibility of negotiating a bank loan for the farm. Don't forget that you have
to pay taxes on the land, so inquire from the previous owner or agent as to the
tax bill. Usually, you can count on paying about $50 annually per 40-acre plot.
Finally, check out the federal
programs available in the area. If you can learn the ins and outs of the
government programs, you can rip off plenty. The Feed-Grain Program of the
Department of Agriculture pays you not to grow grain. The Cotton Subsidy
Program pays you not to grow cotton. Also look into the Soil Bank Program of
the United States Development Association and various Department of Forestry
programs which pay you to plant trees. Between not planting cotton and planting
trees, you should be able to manage.
LIST OF COMMUNES
The most complete list of city
and country communes is available for $1.00 from Alternatives Foundation,
Modern Utopian, 1526 Gravensteur Highway North, Sebastopol, California 95427.
The phone is (707) 823-6168. The list is kept up to date. For all communes, you
must write in advance if you plan to visit. Almost every commune will give you
information about the local conditions and the problems they face if you write
them a letter. Here is a list of some you might like to write to for more
information. Avoid becoming a free-loader on your sisters and brothers.
• California
o ALTERNATIVES FOUNDATION-Box 1264, Berkeley, California
94709. (Dick Fairfield) Communal living, total sexuality, peak experience
training centers. Dedicated to the cybernated-tribal society.
o BHODAN CENTER OF INQUIRY-Sierra Route, Oakhurst,
California 93644. Phone (209) 683-4976.. (Charles Davis) Seminars on Human
Community, IC development on the land, founded 1934, 13 members. Trial period
for new members. Visitors check in advance.
• Colorado
o DROP CITY-Rt. 1, Box 125, Trinidad, Colorado 81082. Founded
1965. New members must meet specific criteria. Anarchist, artist, dome houses.
• New Mexico
o LAMA FOUNDATION-Box 444, San Cristobal, N.M.
• New York
o CITY ISLAND COMMUNE-284 City Island Avenue, Bronx, NY.
Visitors check in advance. Revolutionary.
o ATLANTIS I-RFD 5, Box 22A, Saugerties, NY 12477. Visitors
and new members welcome.
• Oregon
o FAMILY OF MYSTIC ARTS--Box 546, Sunny Valley, Oregon
• Pennsylvania
o TANGUY HOMESTEADS-West Chester, Pennsylvania. Suburban,
non-sectarian, co-op housing and community fellowship.
• Washington
o MAGIC MOUNTAIN-52nd and 19th Streets, Seattle,
Washington. (c/o Miriam Roder).
FREE EDUCATION
Usually when you ask somebody in
college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The
truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in
the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason
you should be in college is to destroy it. If there is stuff that you want to
learn though, there is a way to get a college education absolutely free. Simply
send away for the schedule of courses at the college of your choice. Make up
the schedule you want and audit the classes. In smaller classes this might be a
problem, but even then, if, the teacher is worth anything at all, he'll let you
stay. In large classes, no one will ever object.
If you need books for a course,
write to the publisher claiming you are a lecturer at some school and
considering using their book in your course. They will always send you free
books.
There are Free Universities
springing up all over our new Nation. Anybody can teach any course. People sign
up for the courses and sometimes pay a token registration fee. This money is
used to publish a catalogue and pay the rent. If you're on welfare you don't
have to pay. You can take as many or as few courses as you want. Classes are
held everywhere: in the instructor's house, in the park, on the beach, at one
of the student's houses or in liberated buildings. Free Universities offer
courses ranging from Astrology to the Use of Firearms. The teaching is usually
of excellent quality and you'll learn in a community-type atmosphere.
• Alternative University-69 W. 14th St., New York, NY 10011
(catalogue on request)
• Baltimore Free U-c/o Harry, 233 E. 25th St., Baltimore,
Maryland 21218
• Berkeley Free U-1703 Grove St., Berkeley, California
94709
• Bowling Green Free U-c/o Student Council, University of
Bowling Green, Bowling Green Ohio 43402
• Colorado State Free U-Box 12-Fraisen, Colorado State
College, Greeley, Colorado 80631
• Detroit Area Free U-Student Union, 4001 W. McNichols Rd.,
Detroit, Michigan 48221
• Detroit Area Free U-343 University Center, Wayne State
University, Detroit, Mich.
• Georgetown Free U-Loyola Bldg., 28, Georgetown University
Washington D.C. 20007
• Golden Gate Free U-2120 Market St., Rm. 206, San
Francisco, California 94114
• Heliotrope-2201 Filbert, San Francisco, California 94118
• Illinois Free U-298A Illini Union, University of Illinois,
Champaign, Illinois 61820
• Kansas Free U-107 W. 7th St., Lawrence, Kansas 66044
• Knox College Free U-Galesbury, Illinois 60401
• Madison Free U-c/o P. Carroll, 1205 Shorewood Blvd.,
Madison, Wisconsin 53705
• Metropolitan State Free U-Associated Students, 1345
Banrock St., Denver, Colorado 80204
• Michigan State Free U-Associated Students, Student
Service Bldg., Michigan State College, East Lansing, Michigan 48823
• Mid-Peninsula Free U-1060 El Camino Real, Menlo Park,
California 94015
• Minnesota Free U-1817 S. 3rd St., Minneapolis, Minnesota
55404
• Monterey Peninsula Free U-2120 Etna Place, Monterey,
California New Free U-Box ALL 303, Santa Barbara, California 93107
• Northwest Free U-Box 1255, Bellingham, Washington 98225
• Ohio-Wesleyan Free U-Box 47-Welsh Hall, Ohio Wesleyan
University, Delevan, Ohio 43015
• Pittsburgh Free U-4401 Fifth Ave., Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania 15213 Rutgers Free U-Rutgers College, Student Center, 1 Lincoln
Ave., Newark, NJ 07102
• St. Louis Free U-c/o Student Congress, 3rd floor BMC, St.
Louis University, St. Louis, Missouri 63103
• San Luis Obispo Free U-Box 1305, San Luis Obispo,
California 94301
• Santa Cruz Free U-604 River St., Santa Cruz, California
95060
• Seattle Free U-4144½ University Way NE, Seattle,
Washington 98105
• Southern Illinois Free U-Carbondale, Illinois 62901
• Valley Free U-2045 N. Wishon Ave., Fresno, California
93704
• Washington Area Free U-5519 Prospect Place, Chevy Chase,
Maryland 20015 and 1854 Park Rd. NW, Washington, D.C. 20010
• Wayne-Locke Free U-Student Congress, University of Texas,
Arlington, Texas 76010
And a complete list of
experimental schools, free universities, free schools, can be obtained by
sending one dollar to ALTERNATIVES! 1526 Gravenstein Highway N., Sebastopol,
California 97452, and requesting the Directory of Free Schools.
7. FREE MEDICAL CARE
Due to the efforts of the Medical
Committee for Human Rights, the Student Health Organization and other
progressive elements among younger doctors and nurses. Free People's Clinics
have been happening in every major city. They usually operate out of store
fronts and are staffed with volunteer help. An average clinic can handle fifty
patients a day.
If you've had an accident or have
an acute illness, even a bad cold, check into the emergency room of any
hospital. Given them a sob story complete with phony name and address. After
treatment they present you with a slip and direct you to the cashier. Just walk
on by, as the song suggests. A good decoy is to ask for the washroom. After
waiting there a few moments, split. If you're caught sneaking out, tell them
you ran out of the house without your wallet. Ask them to bill you at your
phony address. This billing procedure works in both hospital emergency rooms
and clinics. You can keep going back for repeated visits up to three months
before the cashier's office tells the doctor about your fractured payments.
You can get speedy medical advice
and avoid emergency room delays by calling the hospital, asking for the
emergency unit and speaking directly to the doctor over the phone. Older
doctors frown on this procedure since they cannot extort their usual exorbitant
fee over the phone. Younger ones generally do not share this hang-up.
Cities usually have free clinics
for a variety of special ailments. Tuberculosis Clinics, Venereal Disease
Clinics, and Free Shot Clinics (yellow fever, polio, tetanus, etc.) are some of
the more common. A directory of these clinics and other free health services
the local community provides can be obtained by writing your Chamber of
Commerce or local Health Department.
Most universities have clinics
connected with their dental, optometry or other specialized medical schools. If
not for free, then certainly for very low rates, you can get dental work
repaired, eyeglasses fitted and treatment of other specific health needs.
Free psychiatric treatment can
often be gotten at the out-patient department of any mental hospital. Admission
into these hospitals is free, but a real bummer. Use them as a last resort
only. Some cities have a suicide prevention center and if you are desperate and
need help, call them. Your best choice in a psychiatric emergency is to go to a
large general hospital, find the emergency unit and ask to see the psychiatrist
on duty.
BIRTH CONTROL CLINICS
Planned Parenthood and the Family
Planning Association staff numerous free birth control clinics throughout the
country. They provide such services as sex education, examinations, Pap smear
and birth control information and devices. The devices include pills, a
diaphragm, or IUD (intra-uterine device) which they will insert. If you are
unmarried and under 18, you might have to talk to a social worker, but it's no
sweat because anybody gets contraceptive devices that wants them. Call up and
ask them to send you their booklets on the different methods of birth control
available.
If you would rather go to a
private doctor, try to find out from a friend the name of a hip gynecologist,
who is sympathetic to the fact that you're low on bread. Otherwise one visit could
cost $25.00 or more.
Before deciding on a
contraceptive, you should be hip to some general information. There has been
much research on the pill, and during the past 10 years it has proven its
effectiveness, if not is safety. The two most famous name brands are
Ortho-Novum and Envoid. They all require a doctor's prescription. Different
type pills are accompanied by slightly different instructions, so read the
directions carefully. In many women, the pills produce side effects such as
weight increase, dizziness or nausea. Sometimes the pill affects your vision
and more often your mood. Some women with specialized blood diseases are
advised not to use them, but in general, women have little or no trouble.
Different brand names have different hormonal balances (progesterone-estrogen).
If you get uncomfortable side effects, insist that your doctor switch your
brand. If you stop the pill method for any reason and don't want to get
pregnant, be very careful to use another means right away.
Another contraceptive device
becoming more popular is the IUD, or the loop. It is a small plastic or
stainless steel irregularly-shaped spring that the doctor inserts inside the
opening of the uterus. The insertion is not without pain, but it's safe if done
by a physician, and it's second only to the pill in prevention of pregnancy.
Once it's in place, you can forget about it for a few years or until you wish
to get pregnant. Doctors are reluctant to prescribe them for women who have not
borne children or had an abortion, because of the intense pain that accompanies
insertion. But if you can stand the pain associated with three to four uterine
contractions, you should push the doctor for this method. Inserting it during
the last day of your period will make it easier.
The diaphragm is a round piece of
flexible rubber about 2 inches in diameter with a hard rubber rim on the
outside. It used to be inserted just before the sex act, but hip doctors now
recommend that it be worn continuously and taken out every few days for washing
and also during the menstrual period. It is most effective when used with a
sperm-killing jelly or cream. A doctor will fit you for a proper size
diaphragm.
The next best method is the foams
that you insert twenty minutes before fucking. The best foams available are
Delfen and Emko. They have the advantage of being nonprescription items so you
can rush into any drug store and pick up a dispenser when the spirit moves you.
Follow the directions carefully. Unfortunately, these foams taste terrible and
are not available in flavors. It just shows you how far science has to go.
Another device is the
prophylactic, or rubber as it is called. This is the only device available to
men. It is a thin rubber sheath that fits over the penis. Because they are
subject to breaking and sliding off, their effectiveness is not super great. If
you are forced to use them, the best available are lubricated sheepskins with a
reservoir tip.
The rhythm method or Vatican
roulette as it is called by hip Catholics, is a waste unless you are ready to
surround yourself with thermometers, graphs and charts. You also have to limit
your fucking to prescribed days. Even with all these precautions, women have
often gotten pregnant using the rhythm method.
The oldest and least effective method
is simply for the male to pull out just before he comes. There are billions of
sperm cells in each ejaculation and only one is needed to fertilize the woman's
egg and cause a pregnancy. Most of the sperm is in the first squirt, so you had
better be quick if you employ this technique.
If the woman misses her period
she shouldn't panic. It might be delayed because of emotional reasons. Just
wait two weeks before going to a doctor or clinic for a pregnancy test. When
you go, be sure to bring your first morning urine specimen.
ABORTIONS
The best way to find out about
abortions is to contact your local woman's liberation organization through your
underground newspaper or radio station. Some Family Planning Clinics and even
some liberal churches set up abortions, but these might run as high as $700.
Underground newspapers often have ads that read "Any girl in trouble call
- -," or something similar. The usual rate for an abortion is about $500
and it's awful hard to bargain when you need one badly. Only go to a physician
who is practicing or might have just lost his license. Forget the stereotype
image of these doctors as they are performing a vital service. Friends who have
had an abortion can usually recommend a good doctor and fill you in on what's
going to happen.
Abortions are very minor
operations if done correctly. They can be done almost any time, but after three
months, it's no longer so casual and more surgical skill is required. Start
making plans as soon as you find out. The sooner the better, in terms of the
operation.
Get a pregnancy test at a clinic.
If it is positive and you want an abortion, start that day to make plans. If
you get negative results from the test and still miss your period, have a
gynecologist perform an examination if you are still worried.
If you cannot arrange an abortion
through woman's liberation, Family Planning, a sympathetic clergyman or a
friend who has had one, search out a liberal hospital and talk to one of their
social workers. Almost all hospitals perform "therapeutic" abortions.
Tell a sob story about the desertion of your boy friend or that you take LSD
every day or that defects run in your family. Act mentally disturbed. If you
qualify, you can get an abortion that will be free under Medicaid or other welfare
medical plans. The safest form of abortion is the vacuum-curettage method, but
not all doctors are hip to it. It is safer and quicker with less chance of
complications than the old-fashioned scrape method.
Many states have recently passed
liberalized abortion laws, such as New York* (by far the most extensive),
Hawaii and Maryland, due to the continuing pressure of radical women. The
battle for abortion and certainly for free abortion is far from over even in
the states with liberal laws. They are far too expensive for the ten to twenty
minute minor operation involved and the red tape is horrendous. Free abortions
must be look-on as a fundamental right, not a sneaky, messy trauma.
*There is a residence requirement
for New York but using a friend's New York address at the hospital will be good
enough. The procedure takes only a few days and costs between $200 and $500,
depending on the place. The best advice is to call one of the New York Abortion
Referral Services or Birth Control Groups listed in the New York Directory
section.
DISEASES TREATED FREE
Syph and Clap (syphilis and
gonorrhea) are two diseases that they are easy to pick up. They come from
balling. Anyone who claims they got it from sitting on a toilet seat must have
a fondness for weird positions.
Both men and women are subject to
the diseases. Using a prophylactic usually will prevent the spreading of
venereal disease, but you should really seek to have it cured. Syphilis usually
begins with an infection which may look like a cold sore or pimple around the
sex organ. There is no pain associated with the lesions. Soon the sore
disappears even without treatment. This is often followed by a period of rashes
on the body (especially the palms of the hands) and inflammation of the mouth
and throat. These symptoms also disappear without treatment. It must be
understood, however, that even if these symptoms disappear, the disease still
remains if left untreated. It can cause serious trouble such as heart disease,
blindness, insanity and paralysis. Also, it can fuck up any kids you might
produce and is easily passed on to anyone you ball.
Gonorrhea (clap) is more common
than syphilis. Its first signs are a discharge from your sex organ that is
painful. Like syphilis, it affects both men and women, but is often unnoticed
in women. There is usually itching and burning associated with the affected
area. It can leave you sterile if left untreated.
Both these venereal diseases can
be treated in a short time with attention. Avail yourself of the free V.D.
clinics in every town. Follow the doctor's instructions to the letter and try
to let the other people you've had sexual contact with know you had VD.
There are other fungus diseases
that resemble syphilis or gonorrhea, but are relatively harmless. Check out
every infection in your crotch area, especially those with open sores or an
unusual discharge and you'll be safe.
Crabs are not harmful, but they
can make you scratch your crotch for hours on end. They are also highly
transmittable by balling. Actually they are a form of body lice and easy to
cure. Go to your local druggist and ask him for the best remedy available.
He'll give you one of several lotions and instructions for proper use. We
recommend Kwell.
A common disease in the hip
community is hepatitis. There are two kinds. One you get from sticking dirty
needles in your arm (serum hepatitis) and the other more common strain from
eating infected food or having intimate contact with an infected carrier
(infectious hepatitis). The symptoms for both are identical; yellowish skin and
eyes, dark piss and light crap, loss of appetite and total listlessness. Hep is
a very dangerous disease that can cause a number of permanent conditions,
including death, which is extremely permanent. It should be treated by a
doctor, often in a hospital.
FREE COMMUNICATION
If you don't like the news, why
not go out and make your own? Creating free media depends to a large extent on
your imagination and ability to follow through on ideas. The average Amerikan
is exposed to over 1,600 commercials each day. Billboards, glossy ads and
television spots make up much of the word environment they live in. To crack
through the word mush means creating new forms of free communication.
Advertisements for revolution are important in helping to educate and mold the
milieu of people you wish to win over.
Guerrilla theater events are
always good news items and if done right, people will remember them forever.
Throwing out money at the Stock Exchange or dumping soot on executives at Con
Edison or blowing up the policeman statue in Chicago immediately conveys an
easily understood message by using the technique of creative disruption.
Recently to dramatize the illegal invasion of Cambodia, 400 Yippies stormed
across the Canadian border in an invasion of the United States. They threw
paint on store windows and physically attacked residents of Blair, Washington.
A group of Vietnam veterans marched in battle gear from Trenton to Valley
Forge. Along the way they performed mock attacks on civilians the way they were
trained to do in Southeast Asia.
Dying all the outdoor fountains
red and then sending a message to the newspaper explaining why you did it,
dramatizes the idea that blood is being shed needlessly in imperialist wars. A
special metallic bonding glue available from Eastman-Kodak will form a
permanent bond in only 45 seconds. Gluing up locks of all the office buildings
in your town is a great way to dramatize the fact that our brothers and sisters
are being jailed all the time. Then, of course, there are always explosives
which dramatically make your point and then some.
PRESS CONFERENCES
Another way of using the news to
advertise the revolution and make propaganda is to call a press, conference.
Get an appropriate place that has some relationship to the content of your
message. Send out announcements to as many members of the press as you can. If
you do not have a press list, you can make one up by looking through the Yellow
Pages under Newspapers, Radio Stations, Television Stations, Magazines and Wire
Services. Check out your list with other groups and pick up names of reporters
who attend movement press conferences. Address a special invitation to them as
well as one to their newspaper. Address the announcements to "City
Desk" or "'News Department." Schedule the press conference for
about 11:00 A.M. as this allows the reporters to file the story in time for the
evening newscast or papers. On the day of the scheduled conference, call the
important city desks or reporters about 9:00 A.M. and remind them to come.
Everything about a successful
press conference must be dramatic, from the announcements and phone calls to
the statements themselves. Nothing creates a worse image than four or five men
in business suits sitting behind a table and talking in a calm manner at a
fashionable hotel. Constantly seek to have every detail of the press conference
differ in style as well as content from the conferences of people in power.
Make use of music and visual effects. Don't stiffen up before the press. Make
the statement as short and to the point as possible. Don't read from notes,
look directly into the camera. The usual television spot is one minute and
twenty seconds. The cameras start buzzing on your opening statement and often
run out of film before you finish. So make it brief and action packed. The
question period should be even more dramatic. Use the questioner's first name
when answering a question. This adds an air of informality and networks are
more apt to use an answer directed personally to one of their newsmen. Express
your emotional feelings. Be funny, get angry, be sad or ecstatic. If you cannot
convey that you are deeply excited or troubled or outraged about what you are
saying, how do you expect it of others who are watching a little image box in
their living room? Remember, you are advertising a new way of life to people.
Watch TV commercials. See how they are able to convey everything they need to
be effective in such a short time and limited space. At the same tune you're
mocking the shit they are pushing, steal their techniques.
At rock concerts, during
intermission or at the end of the performance, fight your way to the stage.
COMMUNICATION
Announce that if the electricity
is cut off the walls will be torn down. This galvanizes the audience and makes
the owners of the hall the villains if they fuck around. Lay out a short
exciting rap on what's coming down. Focus on a call around one action.
Sometimes it might be good to engage rock groups in dialogues about their
commitment to the revolution. Interrupting the concert is frowned upon since it
is only spitting in the faces of the people you are trying to reach. Use the
Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
Sandwich boards and hand-carried
signs are effective advertisements. You can stand on a busy corner and hold up
a sign saying "Apartment Needed," "Free Angela,"
"Smash the State" or other slogans. They can be written on dollar
bills, envelopes that are being mailed and other items that are passed from
person to person.
Take a flashlight with a large
face to movie theaters and other dark public gathering places. Cut the word
"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE" out of dark
cellophane. Paste the stencil over the flashlight, thus allowing you to project
the word on a distant wall.
There are a number of all night
call-in shows that have a huge audience. If you call with what the moderator
considers "exciting controversy," he may give you a special number so
you won't have to compete in the switchboard roller-derby. It often can take
hours before you get through to these shows. Here's a trick that will help you
out if the switchboard is jammed. The call-in shows have a series of hones so
that when one is busy the next will take the call. Usually the numbers run in
sequence. Say a station gives out PL 5-8640, as the number to call. That means
it also uses PL 5-8641, PL 5-8642 and so on. If you get a busy signal, hang up
and try calling PL S-8647 say. This trick works in a variety of situations
where you want to get a call through a busy switchboard. Remember it for
airline and bus information.
WALL PAINTING
One of the best forms of free
communication is painting messages on a blank wall. The message must be short
and bold. You want to be able to paint it on before the pigs come and yet have
it large enough so that people can see it at a distance. Cans of spray paint
that you can pick up at any hardware store work best. Pick spots that have lot
of traffic. Exclamation points are good for emphasis. If you are writing the
same message, make a stencil. You can make a stencil that says WAR and spray it
on with white paint under the word "STOP" on stop signs. You can
stencil a five-pointed star and using yellow paint, spray it on the dividing
line between the red and blue on all post office boxes. This simulates the flag
of the National Liberation Front of Vietnam. You can stencil a marijuana leaf
and using green paint, spray it over cigarette and whisky billboards on buses
and subways. The women's liberation sign with red paint is good for sexist ads.
Sometimes you will wish to exhibit great daring in your choice of locations.
When the Vietnamese hero Nguyen Van Troi was executed, the Viet Cong put up a
poster the next day on the exact spot inside the highest security prison in the
country.
Wall postering allows you to get
more information before the public than a quickly scribbled slogan. Make sure
the surface is smooth or finely porous. Smear the back of the poster with
condensed milk, spread on with a brush, sponge, rag or your hands. Condensed
milk dries very fast and hard. Also smear some on the front once the poster is
up to give protection against the weather and busy fingers that like to pull at
corners. Wallpaper pastes also work quickly and efficiently. It's best to work
both painting and postering at night with a look-out. This way you can work the
best spots without being harassed by the pig patrol, which is usually
unappreciative of Great Art.
USE OF THE FLAG
The generally agreed upon flag of
our nation is black with a red, five pointed star behind a green marijuana leaf
in the center. It is used by groups that understand the correct use of culture
and symbolism in a revolutionary struggle. When displayed, it immediately
increases the feelings of solidarity between our brothers and sisters. High
school kids have had great fights over which flag to salute in school. A sign
of any liberated zone is the flag being flown. Rock concerts and festivals have
their generally apolitical character instantly changed when the flag is
displayed. The political theoreticians who do not recognize the flag and the
importance of the culture it represents are ostriches who are ignorant of basic
human nature. Throughout history people have fought for religion, life-style,
land, a flag (nation), because they were ordered to, for fortune, because they
were attacked or for the hell of it. If you don't think the flag is important,
ask the hardhats.
RADIO
Want to construct your own
neighborhood radio station? You can get a carrier-current transmitter designed
by a group of brothers and sisters called Radio Free People. No FCC license is
required for the range is less than 1/2 mile. The small transistorized units
plug into any wall outlet. Write Radio Free People, 133 Mercer St., New York,
New York 10012 for more details. For further information see the chapter on
Guerrilla Broadcasting later in the book.
FREE TELEPHONES
Ripping off the phone company is
so common that Bell Telephone has a special security division that tries to
stay just a little ahead of the average free-loader. Many great devices like
the coat hanger release switch have been scrapped because of changes in the
phone box. Even the credit card fake-out is doomed to oblivion as the company
switches to more computerized techniques. ln our opinion, as long as there is a
phone company, and as long as there are outlaws, nobody need ever pay for a
call. In 1969 alone the phone company estimated that over 10 million dollars
worth of free calls were placed from New York City. Nothing, however, compares
with the rip-off of the people by the phone company. In that same year,
American Telephone and Telegraph made a profit of 8.6 billion dollars!
AT&T, like all public utilities, passes itself off as a service owned by
the people, while in actuality nothing could be further from the truth. Only a
small percentage of the public owns stock in these companies and a tiny elite
clique makes all the policy decisions. Ripping-off the phone company is an act
of revolutionary love, so help spread the word.
PAY PHONES
You can make a local 10 cent call
for 2 cents by spitting on the pennies and dropping them in the nickel slot. As
soon as they are about to hit the trigger mechanism, bang the coin-return
button. Another way is to spin the pennies counter-clockwise into the nickel
slot. Hold the penny in the slot with your finger and snap it spinning with a
key or other flat object. Both systems take a certain knack, but once you've
perfected the technique, you'll always have it in your survival kit.
If two cents is too much, how
about a call for 1 penny? Cut a 1/4 strip off the telephone book cover. Insert
the cardboard strip into the dime slot as far as it will go. Drop a penny in
the nickel slot until it catches in the mechanism (spinning will help). Then
slowly pull the strip out until you hear the dial tone.
A number 14 brass washer with a
small piece of scotch tape over one side of the hole will not only get a free
call, but works in about any vending machine that takes dimes. You can get a
box of thousands for about a dollar at any hardware store. You should always
have a box around for phones, laundromats, parking meters and drink machines.
Bend a bobby pin after removing
the plastic from the tips and jab it down into the transmitter (mouthpiece).
When it presses against the metal diaphragm, rub it on a metal wall or pipe to
ground it. When you've made contact you'll hear the dial tone. If the phone
uses old-fashioned rubber black tubing to enclose the wires running from the
headset to the box, you can insert a metal tack through the tubing, wiggle it
around a little until it makes contact with the bare wires and touch the tack
to a nearby metal object for grounding.
Put a dime in the phone, dial the
operator and tell her you have ten cents credit. She'll return your dime and
get your call for free. If she asks why, say you made a call on another pay
phone, lost the money, and the operator told you to switch phones and call the
credit operator.
This same method works for long
distance calls. Call the operator and find out the rate for your call. Hang up
and call another operator telling her you just dialed San Francisco direct, got
a wrong number and lost $.95 or whatever it is. She will get your call free of
charge.
If there are two pay phones next
to each other, you can call long distance on one and put the coins in the
other. When the operator cuts in and asks you to deposit money, drop the coins
into the one you are not using, but hold the receiver up to the slots so the
operator can hear the bells ring. When you've finished, you can simply press
the return button on the phone with the coins in it and out they come. If you
have a good tape recorder you can record the sounds of a quarter, dime and
nickel going into a pay phone and play them for the operator in various
combinations when she asks for the money. Turn the volume up as loud as you can
get it.
You can make a long distance call
and charge it to a phone number. Simply tell the operator you want to bill the
call to your home phone because you don't have the correct change. Tell her
there is no one there now to verify the call, but you will be home in an hour
and she can call you then if there is any question. Make sure the exchange goes
with the area you say it does.
Always have a number of made-up
credit card numbers. The code letter for 1970 is S, then seven digits of the
phone number and a three digit district number (not the same as area code). The
district number should be under 599. Example: S-573-2100-421 or S-537-3402-035.
Look up the phone numbers for your area by simply requesting a credit card for
your home phone which is very easy to get and then using the last three numbers
with another phone number. Usually making up exotic numbers from far away
places will work quite well as it would be impossible for an operator to spot a
phony number in the short time she has to check her list.
We advise against making phony
credit card calls on a home phone. We have seen a gadget that you install
between the wall socket and the cord which not only allows you to receive all
the calls you want for free, but eliminates the most common form of electronic
bugging. They are being manufactured and sold for fifty dollars by a
disgruntled telephone engineer in Massachusetts. Unfortunately you are going to
have to find him on your own or duplicate his efforts, for he has sworn us to
secrecy. If someone does, however, offer you such a device, it probably does
work. Test it by installing it and having someone call you from a pay phone. If
it's working, the person should get their dime back at the end of the call.
Actually if you know the
slightest information about wiring, you can have your present phone
disconnected on the excuse that you'll be leaving town for a few months and
then connect the wires into the main trunk lines on your own. Extensions can
easily be attached to your main line without the phone company knowing about
it.
You can make all the free long
distance calls you want by calling your party collect at a pay phone. Just have
your friend go to a prearranged phone booth at a prearranged time. This can be
done on the spot by having the friend call you person to person. Say you're not
in, but ask for the number calling you since you'll be "back" in five
minutes. Once you get the number simply hang up, wait a moment and call back
your friend collect. The call has to be out of the state to work, since
operators are familiar with the special extension numbers assigned to pay
phones for her area and possibly for nearby areas as well. If she asks you if
it is a pay phone say no. If she finds out during the call (which rarely
happens) and informs you of this, simply say you didn't expect the party to
have a pay phone in his house and accept the charges. We have never heard of
this happening though. The trick of calling person-to-person collect should
always be used when calling long distance on home-to-home phones also. You can
hear the voice of your friend saying that he'll be back in a few minutes.
Simply hang up, wait a moment and call station to station, thereby getting a
person-to-person call without the extra charges which can be considerable on a
long call during business hours.
If you plan to stay at your
present address for only a few more months, stop paying the bill and call like
crazy. After a month you get the regular bill which you avoid paying. Another
month goes by and the next bill comes with last month's balance added to it.
Shortly thereafter you get a note advising you that your service will be
terminated in ten days if you don't pay the bill. Wait a few days and send them
a five or ten dollar money order with a note saying you've had an accident and
are pressed for funds because of large medical bills, but you'll send them the
balance as soon as you are up and around again. That will hold them for another
month. In all, you can stretch it out for four or five months with a variety of
excuses and small payments. This also works with the gas and electric companies
and with any department stores you conned into letting you charge.
You can get the service deposit
reduced to half of the normal rate if you are a student or have other special
qualifications. Surprisingly, these rates and discounts vary from area to area,
so check around before you go into the business office for your phone. There is
an incredible 50 cents charge per month for not having your phone listed. If
you want an unlisted phone, you can avoid this fee by having the phone listed
in a fictitious name, even if the bill is sent to you. Just say you want your
roommate's name listed instead of your own.
FREE PLAY
MOVIES AND CONCERTS
There are many ways to sneak into
theaters, concerts, stadiums and other entertainment houses. All these places
have numerous fire exits with push-bar doors that open easily from the inside.
Arrive early with a group of friends, after casing the joint and selecting the
most convenient exit. Pay for one person to get in. When he does he simply
opens the designated exit door when the ushers are out of the area and everyone
rushes inside.
For theatrical chains in large
cities, call their home office and ask to speak to the vice-president in charge
of publicity, sales, or personnel. Ask what his name is so you'll know who
you're talking to. When you get the information you want, hang up. Now you have
the name of a high official in the company. Compile a short list of officials
in the various film, theater and sporting event companies. Next all the various
theaters and do the same thing for the theater managers. Once you have the two
lists you are ready to proceed. Call the theater you want to attend. When
someone answers say you're Mr. __________ from the home office calling Mr.
__________ (manager's name) and you'd like to have two passes O.K'd for two
important people from out of town. Invariably she'll just ask their names or
tell them to mention your name at the box office. Not only will you get in
free, but you can avoid waiting in line with this fake-out.
In Los Angeles and New York, the
studios hold pre-release screenings for all movies. If you know roughly when a
movie is about to come out, call the publicity department of the studio
producing the film and say you're the critic for a newspaper or magazine (give
the name) and ask them when you can screen the film. They'll give you the time
and place of various screenings. When you go, ask them to put you on their list
and you'll get notices of all future screenings.
One of our favorite ways to sneak
into a theater with continuously running shows is the following. Arrive just as
the show is emptying out and join the line leaving the theater. Exclaiming,
"Oh, my gosh!" you slap your forehead, turn around and return, tell
the usher you left your hat, pocketbook, etc. inside. Once you're inside the
theater, just swipe some popcorn and wait for the next show.
RECORDS AND BOOKS
If you have access to a few
addresses, you can get all kinds of records and books from clubs on
introductory offers. Since the cards you mail back are not signed there is no
legal way you can be held for the bill. You get all sorts of threatening mail,
which, by the way, also comes free.
If you have a friend who is a
member of a record club, ask him to submit your name as a free member. He gets
4 free records for getting you signed up. A soon as you get the letter saying
how lucky you are to be a member, quit. Your friend's free records have already
been shipped. We used to have at least 10 different names and addresses working
on all the record and book companies. Every other day we would ride around
collecting the big packages. To cap it off, we opened a credit account at a
large department store and used to return most of the records and books to the
store saying that they were gifts and we wanted something else. Since we had an
account at the store, they always took the merchandise and gave credit for
future purchases.
You can always use the public
libraries. Find out when they do their yearly housecleaning. Every library
discards thousands of books on this day. Just show up and ask if you can take
some.
Almost anything you might want to
know from plans for constructing a sundial to a complete blueprint for building
a house may be obtained free from the Government Printing Office. Write: to
Superintendent of Documents, Government Printing Office, Washington D.C. 20402.
Most publication are free. Those that are not are dirt cheap. Ask to be put on
the list to receive the free biweekly list of Selected U.S. Government
Publications.
One of the best ways to receive
records and books free is to invest twenty dollars and print up some stationery
with an artistic logo for some non-existent publication. Write to all the
public relations departments of record companies, publishing houses, and movie
studios. Say you are a newspaper with a large youth readership and have regular
reviews of books, or records, or movies, and would like to be placed on their
mailing list. Say that you would be glad to send them any reviews of their
records that appear in the paper. That adds a note of authenticity to the
letter. After a month or so you'll be receiving more records and books than you
can use.If you really want a book badly enough, follow the title of this
one-Dig!
FREE MONEY
No book on survival should fail
to give you some good tips on how to rip-off bread. Really horning in on this
chapter will put you on Free-loader Street life, 'cause with all the money in Amerika,
the only thing you'll have trouble getting is poor.
WELFARE
It's easy to get on welfare that
anyone who is broke and doesn't have a regular relief check coming in is
nothing but a goddamn lazy bum! Each state has a different set up. The racist
penny-pinchers of Mississippi dole out only $8.00 a month. New York dishes ont
the most with monthly payments up to $120.00. The Amerikan Public Welfare
Association publishes a book called The Public Welfare Directory with
information on exactly what each welfare agency provides and how you go about
qualifying. You can read the directory at any public library to find out all
you can about how your local office operates.
When you've discovered everything
you need to know, head on down to the Welfare Department in your grubbiest
clothes. Not sleeping the night before helps. The receptionist will assign an
"intaker" to interview you. After a long wait, you'll be directed to
a desk. The intaker raps to you for a while, generally showing sympathy for your
plight and turns you over to the caseworker who will make the final and
ultimate assessment.
Have your heaviest story ready to
ooze out. If you have no physical disabilities, lay down a "mentally
deranged" rap. Getting medical papers saying you have any long-term illness
or defect helps a lot. Tell the caseworker you get dizzy spells on the job and
faint in the street. Keep bobbing your head, yawning, or scratching. Tell him
that you have tried to commit suicide recently because you just can't make it
in a world that has forgotten how to love. Don't lay it on too obviously. Wait
till he "pries" some of the details from you. This makes the story
even more convincing. Many welfare workers are young and hip. The image you are
working on is that of a warm, sensitive kid victimized by brutal parents and a
cold ruthless society. Tell them you held off coming for months because you
wanted to maintain some self-respect even though have been walking the streets
broke and hungry. If you are a woman tell him you were recently raped. In
sexist Amerika, this will probably be true.
After about an hour or so of this
soap-opera stuff, you'll be ready to get your first check. From then on it's a
monthly check, complete medical care for free and all sorts of other outasight
benefits. Occasionally the caseworker will drop by your pad or ask you down to
the office to see how you're coming along, but with your condition, things
don't look so good. Don't abandon hope though. Hope always helps fill in a
caseworker's report.
The real trick is to parlay
welfare payments in a few different states. Work out an exchange system with a
buddy and mail each other the checks when they come in. If the caseworker comes
by, your roommate can say you went to find a job or enrolled in a class. We
know cats who have parlayed welfare payments up to six hundred dollars a month.
UNEMPLOYMENT
Every outlaw should learn
everything there is to know about the rules governing unemployment insurance.
As in the case of welfare rules, eligibility, and the size of payments differ
from state to state. In New York, you are eligible for payments equivalent to
half your weekly salary before taxes up to $65 per week, on the condition that
you have worked for a minimum of twenty weeks during the year. Payments are
somewhat lower in most other states. In order to collect, you must show you are
actively searching for a job and keep a record of employers you contact. This
can easily be fudged. Every time you're questioned about it, mention one or two
companies. If your hair is long, you'll have no problem. Just say they won't
hire you until you get a haircut. When this is the case, the unemployment
office cannot cut off your payments or your hair. They also cannot make you
accept a job you do not want. Tell them any job offer you get is not
challenging enough for your talents. Unemployment can be collected for six
months before payments are terminated. Twenty more weeks of slavery and you can
go back to maintaining your dignity in the unemployment line. These job
insurance payments cannot be taxed and since you are working so few weeks out
of each year, your taxable income is at a minimum. Read all the fine print for
tax form 1040 and discover all the deductible loopholes available to you. You
should wind up paying no taxes at all or having all the taxes that were
deducted from your pay reimbursed. Never turn over to the pig government any
funds you can rip off. Remember, it isn't your government, so why submit to its
taxation if you feel you do not have representation.
PANHANDLING
The practice of going up to folks
and bumming money is a basic hustling art. If you are successful at
panhandling, you'll be able to master all the skills in the book and then some.
To be good at it requires a complete knowledge of what motivates people. Even
if we don't need the bread, we panhandle on the streets in the same way doctors
go back to medical school. It helps us stay in shape. Panhandling is illegal
throughout Pig Empire, but it's one of those laws that is rarely enforced
unless they want to "clean the area" of hippies. If you're in a
strange locale, ask a fellow panhandler what the best places to work are
without risking a bust. Do it in front of supermarkets, theaters, sporting
events, hip dress shops and restaurants. College cafeterias are very good
hunting grounds.
When you're hustling, be
assertive. Don't lean against the wall with your palm out mumbling "Spare
some change?" Go up to people and stand directly in front of them so they
have to look you in the eye and say no. Bum from guys with dates. Bum from
motherly looking types. After a while you'll get a sense of the type of people
you get results with.
Theater can be real handy. The
best actors get the most bread. Devising a street theater skit can help. A good
prop is a charity canister. You can get them by going to the offices of a
mainstream charity and signing up as a collector. Don't feel bad about ripping
them off. Charities are the biggest swindle around. 80% or more of the funds
raised by honky charities go to the organization itself. New fancy cars for the
Red Cross, inflated salaries for the executives of the Cancer Fund, tax
write-offs for Jerry Lewis. You get the picture. A good way to work this and
keep your karma in shape is to turn over half to a revolutionary groups such as
your local underground. Remember, fugitives from injustice depend on you to
survive. Be a responsible member of our nation. Support the only war we have
going!
RIP-OFFS
If you are closing out your
checking account, overdraw your account by $10.00. The bank won't bother
chasing you down for a lousy 10 bucks.
Call the telephone operator from
time to time and tell her you lost some change in a pay phone. They will mail
you the cash.
You can get $150 to $600 in
advance by willing your body to a University medical school. They have you sign
a lot of papers and put a tattoo on your foot. You can get the tattoo removed
and sell your body to the folks across the street. The universities can be
ripped off by enrolling, applying for a loan and bugging out after the loan
comes through. This is a lot easier than you might imagine and you can hit them
for up to $2,500 with a good enough story.
Put a number 14 brass washer in a
newspaper vending machine and take out all the papers. Stand around the corner
or go into the local bar and sell them. You often get tipped. Don't do this
with underground papers. Remember they're your brothers and sisters.
The airlines will give you $250
for each piece of luggage you lose when flying. The following is a good way to
lose your luggage. When you get off a plane, have a friend meet you at the
gate. Give him your luggage claim stubs and arrange to meet at a washroom or
restaurant. Your friend picks up the bags and takes them out of the baggage
room. Before he leaves the airport, he turns over the stubs to you at your
prearranged rendezvous. You casually wander over to the baggage department and
search for your elusive luggage. When all the baggage has been claimed, file a
complaint with the lost and found department. They'll have you fill out a form,
explain that it probably got misplaced on another carrier and promise to send
it to you as soon as it is located. In a month you'll receive a check for $250
per bag. Enjoy your flight.
THE INTERNATIONAL YIPPIE CURRENCY EXCHANGE
Every time you drop a coin into a
slot, you are losing money needlessly. There is at least one foreign coin that
is the same size or close enough that will do the trick for less than a penny. The
following are some of the foreign currencies that will get you that Coke, call
or subway ride.
Quarter Size Coins
• URUGUAYAN 10 CENTISIMO PIECE
o works in many soda and candy machines, older telephones
(3 slot types), toll machines, laundromats, parking meters, stamp machines, and
restroom novelty machines. Works also in some electric cancerette machines but
not most mechanical machines.
• DANISH 5 ORE PIECE
o works in 3 slot telephones, toll machines, laundromats,
automats, some stamp machines, most novelty machines, and the Boston Subway.
Does not work in soda or cancerette machines.
• PERUVIAN 20 CENTAVO PIECES
o works in new (one slot) telephone and some electric
cancerette machines, but does not work as many places in the Uruguay, Danish
and Peruvian coins.
• ICELANDIC 5 AURAN PIECE
o most effective quarter in the world, even works in change
machines. Unfortunately, this coin is practically impossible to get outside of
Iceland and even there, it is becoming difficult since the government is attempting
to remove it from circulation.
Dime Size Coins
• MALAYSIAN PENNY
o generally works in all dime slots, including old and new
telephones, candy machines, soda machines, electric machines, stamp machines,
parking meters, photocopy machines, and pay toilets. Does not work in some
newer stamp dispensers, and some mechanical cancerette machines.
• TRINIDAD PENNY
o generally works the same as Malaysian Penny.
New York Subway Tokens
• DANISH 25 ORE PIECE
o works in 95% of all subway turnstiles. A very safe coin
to use since it will not jam the turnstile. It is 5/l000th of an inch bigger
than a token.
• PORTUGUESE 50 CENTAVO PIECE
o the average Portuguese Centavo Piece is 2/1000th of an
inch smaller than a token.
• JAMAICAN HALF PENNY, BAHAMA PENNY and AUSTRALIAN
SCHILLING
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these coins are 12/l000th to 15/1000th of an
inch smaller than token. They work in about 80% of all turnstiles. We have also
had good success with FRENCH l FRANC PIECE (WWII issue), SPANISH l0 CENTAVO
PIECE NICARAGUAN 25 CENTAVO PIECE.
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All of the coins listed have a
currency value of a few cents, with most less than one penny. Foreign coins
work more regularly than slugs and are non-magnetic, hence cannot be detected
by "slug detector machines." Also unlike slugs, although they are illegal
to use in machines, they are perfectly legal to possess and exchange.
Large coin dealers and currency
exchanges are generally uptight about handling cheap foreign coins in quantity
since they don't make much profit and are subject to certain pressures in
selling coins that are the same size as Amerikan coins or tokens.
People planning trips to European
or South American countries should bring back rolls of coins as souvenirs or
for use in "coin jewelry."
If you do not plan to travel, a
small coin store which is cool about selling to the public is located on the
Lower East Side at 191 East Third Street, New York City. When their phone
works, the number is 475-9897.
Washers are the most popular
types of slugs. You can go to any hardware store and match them up with various
coins. Sometimes you might have to put a small piece of scotch tape over one
side of the hole to make it more effective. Each washer is identified by its
material and number, i.e. No. 14 brass washer with scotch tape on one side is a
perfect dime. When you get the ones you want, you can buy thousands for next to
nothing (especially at industrial supply stores) and pass them out to our
friends.
Xerox copies of both sides of a
dollar bill, carefully glued together, work in most machines that give you
change for a dollar. Excuse us, there is a knock at the door. . .Fancy that!
It's the Treasury Department. Wonder what they want?
FREE DOPE
BUYING, SELLING AND GIVING IT AWAY
As you probably know, most dope
is illegal, therefore some risks are always involved in buying and selling.
"Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of
survival," said Che Guevara, and nowhere do they apply more than in the
world of dope. If you ever have the slightest doubt about the person with whom
you're dealing-DON'T.
Buying
In the purchasing of dope,
arrests are not a problem unless you're the fall guy for a bust on the dealer.
The major hazard is getting burned. Buy from a friend or a reputable dealer. If
you have to do business with a stranger, be extra careful. Never front money.
One of the burn artist's tricks is to take your money, tell you to wait and
split with your dough. There are various side show gimmicks each burn artist
works. The most common is to ask you to walk with them a few blocks and then
stop in front of an apartment building. He then tells you the dope is upstairs
and asks you to hand over the money in advance. He explains that his partner is
the real uptight 'cause they were raided once and won't let anybody in the pad.
He takes your dough and disappears inside the building. Out the back door or up
to the roof and into his getaway helicopter. You are left on the sidewalk with
anxious eyes and that "can this really be happening to me" feeling.
Another burn method is to
substitute oregano, parsley or catnip for pot, camel shit for hash, saccharin
or plain pills for acid. If you got burned for heroin or speed, you're better
off being taken, because these are body-fuck drugs that can mess you up badly.
The people that deal them are total pigs and should be regarded as such. When
you're buying from strangers, you have a right to sample the merchandise free
unless it's coke. Check the weight of grass with a small pocket scale. Feel the
texture and check out how well it has been cleaned of seeds and twigs. Smoke a joint
that is rolled from the stuff you get. Don't accept the dealer's sample that he
pulled out of his pocket. When you are buying a large amount of acid, pick a
sample. You should never buy acid from a stranger as it is too easy a burn.
If you buy cocaine, bring along a
black light. Only the imparities glow under its fluorescence, thus giving you
an idea of the quality of the coke. Make sure it's the real thing. Sniffing
coke can perforate your nasal passages, so be super moderate. Too much will
kill you. A little bit goes a long way.
Selling
Dealing, although dangerous, is a
tax-free way of surviving even though it borders on work. The best way to start
is to save up a little bread and buy a larger quantity than you usually get.
Then deal out smaller amounts to your friends. The fewer strangers you deal
with, the safer you are. The price of dope varies with the amount of stuff on
the market in your area, the heat the narks are bringing down and the
connections you have. A rough scale, say, for pot is $20 an ounce, $125 a pound
and $230 a kilo (2.2 pounds). The price per ounce decreases depending on the
amount you get. It's true you make more profit selling by the ounces, but the
hassle is greater and the more contacts you must make increases the risk. Screwing
your customers will prove to be bad karma (unless you consider dying groovy),
so stick to honest dealing. Never deal from your pad and avoid keeping your
stash there. Get into searching out the best markets which are generally in
California, given its close proximity to good ol' Mexico. Kansas is a big
distribution center for Mexican grass, too. You can ship the stuff (safer than
carrying) via air freight anywhere in the country for about $30 a trunk. Keep
the sending and receiving end looking straight. We have one friend who wears a
priest's outfit to ship and receive dope. In fact, every time we see nuns or
priests on the street, we assume they're outlaws just on their way to the next
deal or bombing. For all we know, the church actually is nothing but a huge
dope ring in drag. Anybody gotten high off communion wafers lately?
When you talk about deals on the
phone, be cool. Make references to theater tickets or subscriptions. Don't keep
extensive notes on your activities and contacts. Use code names where you can.
Never deal with two other people present. Only you and the buyer should be in
the immediate vicinity. Narks make busts in pairs so one can be the arresting
officer and the other can be a court witness. Dealing is a paradox of unloading
a good amount of shit but not trying to move too fast; of making ne contacts
but being careful of strangers; of dealing high quality and low prices; and of
being simultaneously bold and cautious. If you get nabbed, get the best lawyer
who specializes in dope busts. First offenders rarely end up serving time, but
it's a different story for repeaters. Know how punitive the courts are and
which judges and prosecutors can be bought off. Never deal in the month before
an election. For complete information on how to avoid getting busted and what
to do if busted, read The Drug Bust (listed in appendix).
Giving It Away
Giving dope away can be a real
mind-blower. Every dealer should submit to voluntary taxation by the new
Nation. If you are a conscientious dealer, you should be willing and eager to
give a good hunk of your stash away at special events or to groups into free
distribution. You should also be able to give bread to bust trusts set up to
bail out heads unable to get up the ransom money the whisky lush courts demand.
Many groups have done huge mailings of joints to all sorts of people. A group
in New York mailed 30,000 to people in the phone book on one Valentine's Day. A
group in Los Angeles placed over 2,000 joints in library books and then advised
kids to smoke a book during National Library Week. Be cool about even giving
stuff away since that counts as dealing in most states. John Sinclair, Chairman
of the White Panther Party, is serving 9½ to 10 years for giving away two
joints.
GROW YOUR OWN
Pot is a weed and as such grows
in all climates under every kind of soil condition. We have seen acres and
acres of grass growing in Kansas, Iowa and New Jersey. If you're not located
next door to a large pot field growing in the wild, maybe you would have some
success in growing your own. It's well worth it to try your potluck!
The first thing is to start with
a bunch of good-quality seeds from grass that you really dig. Select the
largest seeds and place them between two heavy-duty napkins or ink blotters in
a pan. Soak the napkins with water until completely saturated. Cover the top of
the pan or place it in a dark closet for three days or until a sprout about a
half inch long appears from most of the seeds.
During this incubation period,
you can prepare the seedling bed. Use a low wooden box such as a tomato flat
and fill it with an inch of gravel. Fill the rest of the box with some soil
mixed with a small amount of fertilizer. Moisten the soil until water seeps out
the bottom of the box, then level the soil making a flat surface. With a
pencil, punch holes two inches apart in straight rows. You can get about 2
dozen in a tomato flat.
When the incubation period is
over, take those seeds that have an adequate sprout and plant one in each hole.
The sprout goes down and the seed part should be a little above ground. Tamp
the soil firmly (do not pack) around each plant as you insert the sprouts.
The seedlings should remain in
their boxes in a sunny window until about mid-May. They should receive enough
water during this period to keep the soil moist. By the time they are ready to
go into the ground, the green plants should be about six to eight inches tall.
If it is late winter or early
spring and you have a plot of land that gets enough sun and is sheltered from
nosy neighbors, you should definitely grow grass in the great outdoors.
One idea is to plant sunflowers
in your garden as these grow taller than the pot plants and camouflage them
from view. The best idea is to find some little-used field and plant a section
of it.
Prepare the land the way you
would for any garden vegetable. Dig up the ground with a pitchfork or heavy
duty rake, removing rocks. Rake the plot level and punch holes in the soil
about three inches deep and about two feet apart in the same way you did in the
seedling boxes. Remove the young plants from the box, being careful not to
disturb the roots and keeping as much soil intact as possible. Transplant each
plant into one of the punched-out holes and firmly press the soil to hold it in
place. When all the plants are in the ground, water the entire area. Tend them
the way you would any other garden. They should reach a height of about six
feet by the end of the summer and be ready to harvest.
If you don't have access to a
field, you can grow good stuff right in your own closet or garage using
artificial lighting. Transplant the plants into larger wooden boxes or flower
boxes. Be sure and cover the bottom of each box with a few inches of pebbles or
broken pottery before you add the soil. This will insure proper drainage.
Fertilize the soil according to the instructions on the box and punch out holes
in much the same way you would do if you were growing outside. After the young
plants have been transplanted and watered thoroughly, you will have to rig up a
lighting system. Use blue light bulbs, which are available at hardware stores
for the first thirty days. These insure a shorter, sturdier stalk. Leave the
lights on 24 hours a day and place them about a foot above the tops of the
plants. If the plants begin to feel brittle or turn yellow at the edges, then
the temperature is too hot. Use less illumination or raise the height of the
lamp if this occurs.
After the first thirty days,
change to red bulbs and cut down the lighting time to 16 hours a day. After a
week, reduce the time to 14 hours and then on the third week to 12 hours.
Maintain this lighting period until the plants flower. The female plants have a
larger and heavier flower structure and the males are somewhat skimpy. The
female plant produces the stronger grass and the choicest parts are the top
leaves including the flowers.
Inside or outside, the plants
will be best if allowed to reach maturity, although they are smokeable at any
point along the way. When you want to harvest the crop, wet the soil and pull
out the entire plant. If you want to separate the top leaves from the rest, you
can do so and make two qualities of grass. In any event, let the plants dry in
the sun for two weeks until they are thoroughly dried out. If you want to hurry
the drying process, you can do it in an oven using a very low heat for about
twenty minutes. After you've completed the drying, you can "cure'"
the grass by putting the plants in plastic bags and sprinkling drops of wine,
rum or plain booze on them. This greatly increases the potency.
There are two other ways that we
know work to increase the potency of grass you grow or buy. One consists of
digging a hole and burying a stash of grass wrapped in a plastic bag. A few
months in the ground will produce a mouldy grass that is far fuckin' out. A
quick method is to get a hunk of dry ice, put it in a metal container or box
with a tight lid (taping the lid airtight helps), and sprinkling the grass on
top. Allow it to sit tightly covered for about three days until all the dry ice
evaporates.
ASSORTED FREEBIES
LAUNDRY
Wait in a laundromat. Tell
someone with a light load that you'll watch the machine for them if you can
stick your clothes in with theirs.
PETS
Your local ASPCA will give you a
free dog, cat, bird or other pet. Have them inspect and inoculate the animal
which they will do free of charge. You can get free or very cheap medical care
for your pet at a school for veterinary medicine.
Underground newspapers often
carry a free-pets column in the back pages. Snakes can be caught in any wooded
area and they make great pets. You can collect insects pretty easy. Ants are
unbelievable to watch. You can make a simple 3/4 inch wide glass case about a
foot high, fill it with sand and start an ant colony. A library book will tell
you how to care for them.
Every year the National Park
Service gives away surplus elks in order to keep the herds under its
jurisdiction from outgrowing the amount of available land for grazing. Write
to: Superintendent, Yellowstone National Park, Yellowstone, Wyoming 83020. You
must be prepared to pay the freight charges for shipping the animal and
guarantee that you can provide enough grazing land to keep the big fellow
happy.
Under the same arrangement the
government will send you a Free Buffalo. Write to: Office of Information,
Department of the Interior, Washington, D.C. 20420. So many people have written
them recently demanding their Free Buffalo, that they called a press conference
to publicly attack the Yippies for creating chaos in the government. Don't take
any buffalo shit from these petty bureaucrats, demand the real thing. Demand
your Free Buffalo.
You can get a free l6mm movie
about parakeets called "More Fun with Parakeets," by writing to: R.T.
French Co., 9068 Mustard St., Rochester, New York 14609. This great film won an
Academy Award for best picture of 1793.
POSTERS
Beautiful wall posters are
available by writing to the National Tourist Agencies of various countries.
Most are located between 42nd and 59th Streets on Fifth Ave. in New York City.
You can find their addresses in the New York Yellow Pages under both National
Tourist Agencies and Travel Agencies. There are over fifty of them. Prepare a
form letter saying you are a high school geography teacher and would like some
posters of the country to decorate your classroom. In a month you will be
flooded with them. Airline companies also have colorful wall posters they send
out free.
SECURITY
For this trick you need some
money to begin with. Deposit it in a bank and return in a few weeks telling
them you lost your bank book. They give you a card to fill out and sign and in
a week you will receive another book. Now withdraw your money, leaving you with
original money and a bank book showing a balance. You can use this as
identification to prevent vagrancy busts when traveling, as collateral for
bail, or for opening a charge account at a store.
Another trick is to buy some
American Travelers Checks. Wait a week and report your checks lost. They'll
give you new ones to replace the missing ones. You spend your new checks and
keep the ones you reported lost as security. This security is great for
international travel especially at border crossings. If you want, you can spend
the Travelers Checks by giving them to a friend to forge your name. Before you
call the office to report the loss, call the police station and say you were
mugged and your wallet was stolen. The agency always asks if you have reported
the lost checks to the police, so you can safely answer yes. Never do this for
more than five hundred dollars and never more than once with any one company.
POSTAGE
When mailing to the same city,
address the envelope or package to yourself and put the name of the person you
are sending it to where the return address generally goes. Mail it without
postage and it will be "returned" to the sender. Because almost all
letters are machine processed, any stamp that is the correct size will pass.
Easter Seals and a variety of other type stamps usually get by the electronic
scanner. If you put the stamp on a spot other than the far upper right corner,
it will not be cancelled and can be used again by the person who gets your
letter. If you have a friend working in a large corporation, you can run your
organization's mail through their postage meter.
Those ridiculous free
introductory or subscription type letters that you get in the mail often have a
postage-guaranteed return postcard for your convenience. The next one you get,
paste it on a brick and drop it in the mailbox. The company is required by law
to pay the postage. You can also get rid of all your garbage this way.
MAPS
You can get a free full-color
World Atlas by writing to Hammond Inc. Maplewood, New Jersey 07040.
MINISTRY
Unquestionably one of the best
deals going is becoming a minister in the Universal Life Church. They will send
you absolutely free, bona fide ordination papers. These entitle you to all
sorts of discounts and tax exemptions. Right now, sit down and write to
Universal Life Church Inc., 601 3rd St., Modesto, California 95351. Try cutting
out the card on the following page and laminate it. Let us know how it works
out.
ATROCITIES
Join the Army!
VETERAN'S BENEFITS
Write to the Veteran's
Administration Information Service, Washington, D.C. 20420 asking them for the
free services they provide for veterans. Send fifteen cents to the Government
Printing Office for their booklet Federal Benefits Available to Veterans and
Their Dependents.
WATCH
A $330 Bulova sport timer
accurate to 1/10 of a second will be lent free to judges and referees to time
any amateur sporting event. Call your local authorized Bulova dealer and get
one lent to you under a phony name. Tell them you want to time an orgy.
VACATIONS
There are many ways to take a
free vacation, but here's one you might not have considered. It's an
all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas for absolutely nothing. Call a travel agent
and request information about Las Vegas gambling junkets (you'll probably have
to hunt around because this practice is being curtailed). Different hotels have
different deals, but the average one runs something like this: If you agree to
buy $500 worth of chips that can only be spent on gambling tables of the host
hotel, they will fly you round trip, pay all hotel and food bills and provide
you with a rented car. Go with a close friend and check into the hotel. Once at
the roulette or craps table, you and your friend bet the same amount of chips
against each other on even-paying chances. For example, he would bet on red and
you on black. When either of you wins, you keep the house chips; when you lose,
turn in the specially marked chips that cannot be cashed in. What you are doing
is simply exchanging the chips you came with for house chips that you can cash
in for real dough. Theoretically your two vacations should cost $23.00 if you
do the betting at the crap table and $52.00 if you bet even chances at
roulette. That is because the house wins if 0 or 00 comes up in roulette and if
12 comes up on the first roll of the dice, but it sure is a hell of a vacation
for two for $23.00, and you get free champagne on some flights.
You can get half a vacation free
by going to the Amerikan Embassy or Consulate in the country you find yourself
in and claim that you're destitute. There is a law on the books that says they
have to send you away, but be persistent. Make up a story about how your
parents are away from home traveling. Say you got mugged or something and you
are about to go to the newspapers with your story. Eventually they'll get you a
free plane ticket. They stamp your passport invalid though, and you have to pay
the government back before you can use it again.
DRINKS
When hitching, it's a good idea
to carry a bottle opener and a straw. You take the caps off soda bottles while
they're still in the machine and drink them dry without ever touching the
bottle.
BURIALS
For ways to avoid the high cost
of dying in Amerika, write to: Continental Association, 39 East Van Buren St.,
Chicago, Ill. 60605. Send them $1.00 for the Manual of Simple Burial and 25¢
for a list of Memorial Associates.
ASTRODOME
PICTURES
Don't you just have to have a
huge, glossy color photo of Houston's famed Astrodome to show all your friends?
Use the teacher bit and write to: Greater Houston Convention and Visitors
Council, 1600 Main St., Houston, Texas 77002.
DIPLOMA
Above the paper towel dispenser
in a service station restroom was written: "San Francisco State
Diplomas." If you really need a college or a high school diploma, send
$2.00 to Glenco, Box 834, Warren, Michigan 48090. They send you one that looks
real authentic. It ain't Harvard, but it looks good enough to frame and put on
your wall.
TOILETS
Sneak
Under!
FIGHT!
Tell It
All, Brothers and Sisters
STARTING A PRINTING WORKSHOP
Leaflets, posters, newsletters,
pamphlets and other printed matter are important to any revolution. A printing
workshop is a definite need in all communities, regardless of size. It can vary
from a garage with a mimeograph machine to a mammoth operation complete with
printing presses and fancy photo equipment. With less than a hundred dollars
and some space, you can begin this vital service. It'll take a while before you
get into printing greenbacks, phony identification papers and credit cards like
the big boys, but to walk a mile you must start with one step as Gutenberg once
said.
Paper
The standard size for paper is
8½" x 11". It comes 500 sheets to a "ream" and 10 reams to
a case. You want a 16-20 bond weight sheet. The higher weights are better if
you are printing on both sides. You can purchase what are termed "odd
lots" from most paper companies. This means that the colors will be
assorted and some sheets will be frayed at the edges or wrinkled. Odd lots can
be purchased at great discounts. Some places sell paper this way for 10% of the
original price and for leaflets, different colors help. Check this out with
paper suppliers in your area.
Ink
Inks come in pastes and liquids
and are available in stationary stores and office supply houses. Each machine
requires its own type ink, so learn what works best with the one you have.
Colored ink is slightly more expensive but available for most machines.
Stencils
Each machine uses a particular
size and style stencil. If you get stuck with the wrong kind and can't get out
to correct the mistake, you can punch extra holes in the top, trim them with a
scissors if they are too big or add strips of tape to the sides if too narrow.
Be sure and use only the area
that will fit on the paper you are using. Most stencils can be used for paper
larger than standard size. Stencils will "cut" a lot neater if an
electric typewriter is used. If you only have access to e manual machine,
remove the ribbon so the keys will strike the stencil directly. A plastic
sheet, provided by the supplier, can be inserted between the stencil and its
backing to provide sharper cuts by the keys. If you hold the stencil up to a
light, you should be able to clearly see the typing. If you can't, you'll have
to apply more pressure.
Sketches can be done with a ball
point pen or special stylus directly on the stencil. If you're really rushed,
or there isn't that much info to get on the leaflet, you can hand-print the
text using these instruments. Take care not to tear the stencil.
Mimeograph Machines
The price of a new mimeograph
runs from $200 to $1200, depending on how sophisticated a machine you need and
can afford. A.B. Dick and Gestetner are the most popular brands. Many supply
houses have used machines for sale. Check the classified section for bargains.
See if any large corporations are moving, going out of business or have just
had a fire. Chances are they'll be unloading printing equipment at cheap
prices. Campaign offices of losing candidates often have mimeos to unload in
November. Many supply houses have renting and leasing terms that you might be
interested in considering. Have an idea of the work load and type of printing
you'll be handling before you go hunting. Talk to someone who knows what
they're doing before you lay down a lot of cash on a machine.
Duplicators
We prefer duplicators to mimeos
even though the price is a little higher. They work faster, are easier to
operate and print clearer leaflets. The Gestener Silk Screen Duplicator is the
best bet. It turns out stuff almost as good as offset printing. You can do 10
thousand sheets an hour in an assortment of colors.
Electronic Stencils
If you use electronic stencils
you can do solid lettering, line drawings, cartoons and black and white
pictures with good contrast. To make an electronic stencil, you map out on a
sheet of paper everything you want printed. This is a photo process, so make
sure only what you want printed shows up on the sheet. You can use a light blue
pencil for guide lines as it won't photograph, but be neat anyway. Printing
shops will cut a stencil on a special machine for about $3.00.
The Gestefax Electronic Stencil
Cutter can be leased or rented in the same way as the duplicator. If you are
doing a lot of printing for a number of different groups, this machine will
eliminate plenty of hassle. The stencils cost about 20¢ each and take about
fifteen minutes to make.
If you have an electronic stencil
cutter, duplicator, electric typewriter and a cheap source of paper, you can do
almost any printing job imaginable. Have a dual rate system: one for community
groups and another for regular business orders. You can use the profits to go
towards the purchasing of more equipment and to build toward the day when you
can get your own offset press.
Silk Screening
Posters banners and shirts that
are unbelievable can be printed by this exciting method. The process is easy to
learn and teach. You'll need a fairly large area to work in since the posters
have to be hung up to dry. Pick up any inexpensive paperback book on silk
screening. The equipment costs less than $50.00 to begin. Once you get good at
it, you can print complicated designs in a number of different colors,
including portraits.
UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPERS
Food conspiracies, bust trusts,
people's clinics and demonstrations are all part of the new Nation, but if
asked to name the most important institution in our lives, one would have to
say the underground newspaper. It keeps tuned in on what's going on in the
community and around the world. Values, myths, symbols, and all the trappings
of our culture are determined to a large extent by the underground press. Each
office serves as a welcome mat for strangers, a meeting place for community
organizers and a rallying force to fight pig repression. There are probably
over 500 regularly publishing with readerships running from a few hundred to
over 500,000. Most were started in the last three years. If your scene doesn't
have a paper, you probably don't have a scene together. A firmly established
paper can be started on about $2,500. Plan to begin with eight pages in black
and white with a 5,000 copy run. Each such issue will cost about $300 to print.
You should have six issues covered when you start. Another $700 will do for equipment.
Offset printing is what you'll want to get from a commercial printing
establishment.
You need some space to start, but
don't rush into setting up a storefront office until you feel the paper's going
to be successful. A garage, barn or spare apartment room will do just fine.
Good overhead fluorescent lighting, a few long tables, a bookcase, desk,
chairs, possibly a phone and you are ready to start.
Any typewriter will work, but you
can rent an IBM Selectric typewriter with a deposit of $120.00 and payments of
$20.00 per month. Leasing costs twice as much, but you'll own the machine when
the payments are finished. The Selectric has interchangeable type that works on
a ball system rather than the old-fashion keys. Each ball costs $18.00, so by
getting a few you can vary the type the way a printer does.
A light-table can make things a
lot easier when it comes to layout. Simply build a box (3' x 4' is a good size,
but the larger the better) out of ½" plywood. The back should be higher
than the front to provide a sloping effect. The top should consist of a shelf
of frosted glass. Get one strong enough to lean on. Inside the box, attach two
fluorescent light fixtures to the walls or base. The whole light table should
cost less than $25.00. That really is about all you need, except someone with a
camera, a few good writers who will serve as reporters, an artistic person to
take care of layout, and someone to hassle printing deals, advertising and
distribution. Most people start by having everyone do everything.
Layout
A tabloid size paper is 9
7/8" x 14 5/8" with an inch left over on each side for margins.
Columns typically are 3 1/4" allowing for three per page. Experience has
found that this size is easy to lay out and more importantly, easy to read. There
is an indirect ratio between readability and academic snobbishness. Avoid the
textbook look. Remember, the New York Times in its low form represents the
Death Kulture.
Start off with a huge collection
of old magazines and newspapers. You can cut up all sorts of letters, borders,
designs and sketches and paste them together to make eye-catching headlines.
Sheets of headline type are available in different styles from art stores for
$1.25 a sheet. Buy one of each type and then photograph several copies of each,
bringing the price way down. The basic content in the prescribed column size
should be banged out on the IBM. The columns can be clipped together with a
clothespin to avoid confusion. Use a good heavy bond white opaque paper.
All black and white photographs from
newspapers and magazines can be used directly. Color pictures can also be used
but it's tricky and you'll have to experiment a little to get an understanding
of what colors photograph poorly. Glossy black and white photographs must be
shot in half tones to keep the grey areas. You can have them processed at any
photo lab. You might also need the photo lab for enlargements or reductions, so
make contact and establish a good working relationship.
An Exacto knife is available for
29¢ and you can get a package of 100 blades for $10.00. A few metal rulers, a
good pair of scissors, some spray adhesive or rubber cement and you're ready to
paste the pages that will make up the "dummy" that goes to the
printer. Each page is laid out on special layout sheets with faint blue guide
lines that don't photograph. Any large art supply store sells these sheets and
all the other supplies.
By working over a light-table,
the paste-up can be done more professionally. Experiment with many different
layouts for each page before finally pasting up the paper. Don't have a picture
in the corner and the rest solid columns. Print can be run over pictures and
sketches by preparing two sheets for that page and shooting background in
half-tones. The columns don't have to be run straight up and down, but can run
at different angles. The most newsworthy articles should be towards the front
of the paper. The centerfold can be treated in an exciting manner. A good idea
is to do the centerfold so that it can be used as a poster to put on a wall
after the paper is read. If you have ads, they should be kept near the back.
The masthead, which gives the staff, mailing address, and similar info, goes
near the front. Your focus should be the local activities. A section should be
reserved for a directly of local services and events. People giving things away
should have a section. The rest really depends on the life style and politics
of the staff.
National stories can be supplied
by one or more of the news services. Nothing in the underground press is
copyrighted, so you can reprint an interesting article from another paper. It's
customary to indicate what paper printed it first, or news service it was sent
out by. Any underground paper has permission to reprint hunks of this book.
Ads
Most papers find it necessary to
get some advertising to help defray the production costs. Some rely totally on
subscription; some are outgrowths of organizations and still others are printed
up and just handed out free. The ones with ads seem to have the longest life. Make
up an ad rate before you put out the first issue. Ads are measured in inches of
length. The width is understood by everyone to be the width of the column. If
you use the 3¼" column, however, you'll want to let potential advertisers
know you have wide columns.
The way to arrive at a reasonable
rate is to estimate the total budget for each issue (adding some for overhead
and labor), then each page and finally each column inch. After a little
arithmetic you can get a good estimate of your printing cost per inch. Using
our figures throughout this section, it should come to about $2.00 per inch.
Double this figure and you'll arrive at the correct rate per advertising
inch-$4.00. There should be special lower rates for large ads, such as half or
full pages. There should also be a special arrangement for a continuous
subscriber. If you have a classified section, another rate based on number of
words or lines is constructed. A service charge is fixed if you make up the ad
layout rather than the advertiser. The whole formula should be worked out and
printed up before you lay out the first issue.
The best place to get advertising
is locally. Theaters, hip clothing stores, ice cream parlors, and record stores
are among the type of advertisers you should approach. After you build up a
circulation, you might want to seek out national advertisers. The Underground
Press Syndicate, Box 26, Village Station, New York, NY 10014, can be joined for
$25.00, no dues thereafter. They try to get national ads for you in addition to
sending out a newsletter, a news service, and making sure you get free
subscriptions to the other underground papers. The U.P.S. can also do many
other things for you, like list you in their directory, obtain legal advice,
and bring you together with other underground papers for mutual benefit and
defense. Another way to get national advertising is to see who tends to
advertise in other underground papers. Send the publicity department of these
companies letters and samples of your paper. Never let ads make up more than
half the paper.
Distribution
At the beginning you should aim
for a bi-weekly paper with a gradual increase in the number of pages. The price
should be about 25¢. Check out the local laws about selling papers on the
street. It's probably allowed and is a neat way to get the paper around. Give
half to the street hawkers. Representatives at high schools and colleges should
be sought out. Bookstores and newsstands are good places to distribute. After
your paper gets going well, you might try for national distribution. The Cosmep
Newsletter is put out by the Committee of Small Magazines, Editors and
Publishers, PO Box 1425, Buffalo, NY 14214. In addition to good tips if you
want to start a small literary magazine or publish your own book, they provide
an up-to-date list of small stores around the country that would be likely to
carry your paper. Subscriptions should be sought in the paper itself. If you
get a lot, check out second class mailing privileges. UPS can help with
out-of-city distribution.
If you're in a smaller town, you
might have to shop around or go to another city to get printing done. Many
printers print only pig swill, which brings up the point of getting busted for
obscenity which can be pretty common. You probably should incorporate, but
contact a sympathetic lawyer before you put out your first issue. During the
summer there are usually a few alternative media conferences organized by one
group or another. You can pick up valuable information and exchange ideas at
these gatherings. UPS and the news services will keep you posted. Good luck and
write on!
HIGH SCHOOL PAPERS
The usual high school paper is
run by puppet lackeys of the administration. It avoids controversy, naughty
language, and a host of other things foreign to the 4-H Club members the school
is determined to mass produce. The only thing the staff is good at is kissing
the principal's ass. Let's face it, the aim of a good high school newspaper
should be to destroy the high school. Publishing and distributing a heavy paper
isn't going to earn you the Junior Chamber of Commerce good citizenship award.
You might have to be a little mysterious about who the staff is until you
understand the ground rules and who controls the ballpark¾the people or the
principal.
Many schools do not allow papers
to be handed out on the school premises. These cases are generally won by the
newspapers that take the school to court. You can challenge the rule and make
the administration look like the dinosaurs they are by distributing sheets of
paper with only your logo and the school rule printed. By gaining outside
publicity for the first distribution of the paper, you might put the
administration up tight about clamping down on you. It might be difficult to
explain in civics class when they get to the freedom of the press stuff. Your
paper should have one purpose in mind¾to piss off the principal and radicalize
the students. If you run into problems, seek out a sympathetic lawyer. You can
get a helpful pamphlet from the ACLU, 156 5th Ave., New York, NY 10010, called
Academic Freedom in the Secondary Schools" for 25¢.
Tell your lawyer about the most
recent (July 10, 1970) decision of the United States District Court in
Connecticut which ruled that the high school students of Rippowan High School
in Stanford can publish independent newspapers without having the contents
screened in advance by school officials.
The same info for underground
papers applies to high school rags, only the price should be much less if not
free. To begin with, you might just mimeograph the first few issues before
trying photo-offset printing. It is very important to get the readers behind
you in case you have to go to war with the administration in order to survive.
Maintain friendships with above ground reporters, the local underground paper
and radical community groups for alliances.
G.I. PAPERS
A heavier scene than even the
high schools exists in No-No Land of the military. None-the-less, against
incredible odds, courageous G.I.'s both here and overseas have managed to put
out a number of underground newspapers. If you are a G.I. interested in
starting a paper, the first thing to do is seek out a few buddies who share
your views on the military and arrange a meeting, preferably off the base. Once
you have your group together, getting the paper published will be no problem.
Keeping your staff secret, you can have one member contact with someone from a
G.I. coffee house, anti-war organization or nearby underground newspaper. This
civilian contact person will be in a position to raise the bread and arrange
the printing and distribution of the paper. You can write one of the national
G.I. newspaper organizations listed at the end of this section if you are
unable to find help locally. The paper should be printed off the base.
Government equipment should be avoided.
Correspondence and subscriptions
can be solicited through the use of a post office box. Such a box is
inexpensive and secret (at least that's what the G.I. papers now publishing
report) from military snoopers up tight about bad publicity if they get caught
spying. If you are mailing the paper to other G.I.'s use first class mail and a
plain envelope. This is advice to anybody sending stuff to a G.I. The mail is
handled by "lifers" who will report troublemakers to their C.O.
(Commanding Officer) if they notice anti-war slogans on envelopes or dirty commie
rags coming their way.
You'll want to publish stuff
relevant to the lives of the G:I.'s on your base. News of demonstrations,
articles on the war, racism, counter-culture and vital info on how to bug the
higher-ups and get out of the military service are all good. Get samples of
other newspapers already in operation to get the flavor of writing that has
become popular.
Distributing the paper is really
more of a problem than the publishing. Here you run smack into Catch 22, which
says, "no printed matter may be distributed on a military base without
prior written permission of the commanding officer." No such permit has
been granted in military history. A few court battles have had limited success
and you should go through the formality of obtaining a permit. Send the first
issue of the paper to your C.O. with a cover letter stating where and when you
intend to distribute the paper on the base. In no part of the application
should you list your names. Have a civilian, preferably a civil liberties
lawyer, sign the declaration of intent. If more info is requested, go over it
with the lawyer before responding, Natch, they're going to want to know who you
are and where you get your bread, but fuck 'em. Whether or not you get a permit
or have a successful court battle is pretty academic. If the military pigs
catch you handing out an underground paper on the base, you're headed for
trouble. Use civilian volunteers from your local peace group in as many public
roles as possible. They'll be glad to help out.
Print and distribute as many
copies as you can rather than concentrating on an expensively printed paper
with numerous pages. The very existence of the paper around the base is the
most important info the paper can offer. Leave some in mess halls, theaters,
benches, washrooms, and other suitable spots. Off base get the paper to
sympathetic reporters, coffee houses, colleges and the like. Outside U.S.O.
centers and bus terminals are a good place to get the paper out. Rely on
donations, so you can make the paper free. Get it together. Demand the right to
join the army of your choice. The People's Army! As Joe Hill said in one of his
songs, "Yes, I'll pick up a gun but I won't guarantee which way I'll point
it."
NEWS SERVICES
Aside from UPS, which is the
association of papers, there are five news services that we know of that you
might be interested in subscribing to for national stories, photos, production
ideas, news of other papers and general movement dope. LNS is the best known.
It sends out packets once a week that include about thirty pages with original
articles, eye-witness reports, reprints from foreign papers and photographs.
They tend to be heavily political rather than cultural and view themselves as
molders of ideology rather than strictly a service organization of the
underground papers. A subscription costs $15.00 per month, but if you're just
starting out they are good about slow payments and such.
You should get in the habit of
sending special articles, in particular eye-witness accounts of events that
other papers might use, to one or more of the news services for distribution.
If you hear of an important event that you would like to cover in your
newspaper, call the paper in that area for a quick report. They might send you
photos if you agree to reciprocate.
• LIBERATION NEWS SERVICE-160 Claremont Ave., New York,
N.Y. 10027 (212) 749-2200
• COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE-1779 Church St., NW, Washington,
D.C. 20036 (202) 387-7575
• CHICANO PRESS ASSOCIATION-La Raza, Box 31004, Los
Angeles, California 90031
• G.I. PRESS SERVICE-Rm 907, 1029 Vermont Ave., NW,
Washington, D.C. 20005
• FREE RANGER INTERTRIBAL NEWS SERVICE-Box 26, Village
Station, N.Y., N.Y. 10014 (212) 691-6973
A complete and up-to-date list of
G.I. underground papers can be obtained by writing to G.I. Press Service, 1029
Vermont Ave., NW, Rm 907, Washington, D.C. 20005. G.I. Alliance provides
excellent national newsletters with all sorts of ways to fuck up the Army.
Write G.I. Alliance, PO Box 9087, Washington, D.C. 20003. The phone is (202)
544-1654. American Serviceman's Union, 156 5th Avenue, New York, N.Y., 10010
will also help, as well as provide legal and medical aid to G.I.'s.
A complete and up to date list of
Chicano underground papers can be obtained by writing to Chicano Press
Association, La Raza, Box 31004, Los Angeles, California 90031.
The Young Lords Organization
paper Palante can be obtained by writing to Young Lords Party, Ministry of
Finance, 1678 Madison Ave., New York, N.Y. 10029. It's $5.75 for 24 issues.
The Black Panther Party paper can
be obtained by writing to Black Panther Party, Ministry of Information, Box
2967, Custom House, San Francisco, Calif. 94126. It's $7.50 for 52 issues.
THE UNDERGROUND PRESS
• ALBION'S VOICE, Box 9033, Savannah,
Ga. 31401 $4/yr.
• AMAZING GRACE, 212 W. College Ave.
Tallahassee, Fla. $6/26 issues.
• ANGRY CITY PRESS, 14016 Orinoco
Ave., E. Cleveland, Ohio 44112
• ANN ARBOR ARGUS, 708 Arch St., Ann
Arbor, Mich. 48104 $3/yr.
• AQUARIAN ORACLE, 8003 Santa Monica
Blvd., L.A., Calif. .50/iss.
• AQUARIAN TIMES, 331 Forest Acres
Shipping Ctr., Easley, S.C. 29640
• AQUARIAN WEEKLY, 292 Main St.,
Hackensack, N.J.
• ASTRAL PROJECTION, Box 4383,
Albuquerque, N. Mex. 87106
• AUGUR, 207 Ransom Bldg., 115 E. 11th
Ave., Eugene, Ore. 97401
• BARD OBSERVER, Box 76, Bard College,
Annandale-on-the Hudson, N.Y. 12504
• BERKELEY BARB, Box 1247, Berkeley,
Calif. 94715 $6/yr.
• BERKELEY TRIBE, Box 9049, Berkeley,
Calif. 94709 $8/
• BOTH SIDES NOW, 10370 St. Augustine
Rd., Jacksonville, Fla. 32217 $2/12 iss.
• BROADSIDE/FREE PRESS, Box 65,
Cambridge, Mass. 02139 $4.50/yr.
• BURNING RIVER NEWS, 12027 Euclid
Ave., Cleveland, Ohio 44112 $5/yr.
• CHINOOK, 1452 Pennsylvania St.,
Denver, Col., 80203 $6/50 iss.
• THE CLAM COMMUNITY LIBERATOR, Box
13101, St. Petersburg, Fla. 33733
• COME OUT, Box 92, Village Station,
New York, N.Y. 10014, $6.50/12 iss.
• COUNTRY SENSES, Box 465, Woodbury,
Conn. 06798 $5/yr.
• CREEM, 3729 Cass Ave., Detroit,
Mich. 48201 $5/24 iss.
• DAILEY PLANET, Suite 2-3514 S. Dixie
Hwy., Coconut Grove, Fla. 33133 $5/yr.
• DALLAS NOTES, Box 7140, Dallas,
Texas 75209 $5/yr.
• DIFFERENT DRUMMER, Box 2638, Little
Rock, Ark. 72203 $2/14 iss.
• DISTANT DRUMMER, 420 South St.,
Philadelphia, Pa. 19147 $7/yr.
• DOOR TO LIBERATION, Box 2022, San Diego,
Calif. 92112 $4/26 iss.
• DWARFF, Box 26, Village Station,
N.Y., N.Y. 10014
• EAST VILlAGE OTHER, 20 E. 12 St.,
N.Y., N.Y. 10003 $6/yr.
• EL GRITO DEL NORTE, Box 466,
Fairview Station, Espanola, N.M. $4/yr.
• EYE OF THE BEAST, Box 9218, Tampa,
Fla. 33604
• FERAFERIA, Box 691, Altadena, Calif.
91001 $4/13 iss.
• FIFTH ESTATE, 1107 W. Warren,
Detroit, Mich. 48201 $3.75/yr.
• FILMMAKERS NEWSLETTER, 80 Wooster
St., N.Y., N.Y. 10012
• FREEDOM NEWS, Box 1087, Richmond,
Calif. 94801 $2.50/12 iss.
• FREE SPAGHETTI DINNER, Box 984,
Santa Cruz, Calif. 95060 $4/yr.
• FREE YOU, 117 University Ave., Palo
Alto, Calif. 94301 $6/yr.
• FUSION, 909 Beacon St., Boston,
Mass. 02215 $5/yr.
• GEST, Box 1079, Northland Center,
Southfield, Mich. 48075 $2/yr.
• GREAT SPECKLED BIRD, Box 54495,
Atlanta, Ga. 30308 $6/yr.
• GREENFEEL, Jms Madison Law Inst., 4
Patchin Pl., N.Y., N.Y. 10011
• GUARDIAN, 32 W. 22 St., N.Y. N.Y.
10010
• HAIGHT-ASHBURY TRIBUNE, 1778 Haight
St., San Francisco, Calif. 94117 $10/yr.
• HARRY, 233 East 25th St., Baltimore,
Md., 21218 $4/yr.
• INDIANAPOLIS FREE PRESS, Box 225,
Indianapolis, Ind. 46206 $5/26 iss.
• INQUISITION, Box 3882, Charlotte,
N.C. 28203 $2/6 iss.
• KALEIDOSCOPE, Box 5457, Milwaukee,
Wisc. 53211 $5/26 iss.
• KUDZU, Box 22502, Jackson, Miss.
39205 $4/yr.
• LAS VEGAS FREE PRESS, Box 14096, Las
Vegas, Nev. 89114 $7/yr.
• LEFT FACE, Box 1595, Anniston, Ala.
36201
• LIBERATION, 339 Lafayette St., N.Y.
10012
• LIBERATION NEWS SERVICE, 160
Claremont Ave., N.Y. 10027 $15/mth.
• LIBERATOR, Box 1147, Morgantown, W.
Virginia 26505
• LONGBEACH FREE PRESS, 1255 E. 10,
Long Beach, Ca. 90813 $6/25 iss.
• LOS ANGELES FREE PRESS, 7813 Beverly
Blvd., Los Angeles, Ca. 90036 $6/yr.
• MADISON KALEIDOSCOPE, Box 881,
Madison, Wisc. 53701 $5/yr.
• MARIJUANA REVIEW, Calif. Instit. of
Arts, 7500 Glenoaks Blvd., Burbank, Calif. 91504
• MEMPHIS ROOT, Box 4747, Memphis,
Tenn. 38104 $3.50/yr.
• METRO, 906 W. Forest, Detroit, Mich.
48202 $4/yr.
• MODERN UTOPIAN, P.0. Drawer A;
Diamond Hts. Sta., S.F., Ca. 94131 $4/yr.
• MOTHER EARTH NEWS, Box 38 Madison,
Ohio 44057 $5/yr
• NEWS FROM NOWHERE, Box 501, Dekalb,
Ill. 60115 $5/yr.
• NEW PRAIRIE PRIMER, Box 726, Cedar
Falls, Iowa 50613 $4/20 iss.
• NEW YORK HERALD TRIBUNE, 110 St.
Marks Place, N.Y. $5/lifetime
• NOLA EXPRESS, Box 2342, New Orleans,
La. 70116 $3/yr.
• NORTH CAROLINA ANVIL, Box 1148,
Durham, N.C. 27702 $7.50/yr.
• NORTHWEST PASSAGE, Box 105,
Fairhaven Sta., Bellingham, Wash. 98225 $5/yr.
• OLD MOLE, 2 Brookline St.,
Cambridge, Mass. 02139 $5/20 iss.
• ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO, 1764 Haight
St., San Francisco, Ca. 94117
• OTHER SCENES, Box B, Village
Station, N.Y. 10014 $6/yr.
• OTHER VOICE, c/o Why Not Inc., Box
3175, Shreveport, La. 71103 $5/yr.
• PAPER WORKSHOP, 6 Helena Ave.,
Larchmont, N.Y. 10538 $4/yr.
• PEOPLES DREADNAUGHT, Box 1071,
Beloit, Wisc.
• PHILADELPHIA FREE PRESS, Box 1986,
Philadelphia, Pa. 19105
• PROTEAN RADISH, Box 202, Chapel
Hill, N.C. 27514 $8/yr.
• PROVINCIAL PRESS, Madala Print Shop,
Box 1276, Spokane, Wash. 99210 $5/yr.
• QUICKSILVER TIMES, 1736 R St., N.W.
Wash., D.C. 20009 $8/yr.
• RAG, 2330 Guadalupe, Austin, Tex.
78705 $7.50/yr.
• RAT, 241 E. 14 St., N.Y. 10009
$6/yr.
• REBIRTH, Box 729, Phoenix, Ariz.
85001
• RISING UP ANGRY, Box 3746,
Merchandise Mart, Chicago, Ill. 60654 $5/yr.
• ROOSEVELT TORCH, 430 S. Michigan
Ave., Chicago, Ill. 60605
• SAN DIEGO STREET JOURNAL, Box 1332,
San Diego, Calif. 92112
• SECOND CITY, c/o The Guild, 2136 N.
Halsted, Chicago, Ill. 60614 $6/26 iss.
• SECOND COMING, Box 491 Ypsilanti,
Mich. 48197
• SEED, 950 W. Wrightwood, Chicago,
Ill. 60614 $6/yr.
• SPACE CITY, 1217 Wichita, Houston,
Tex. 77004
• SPECTATOR, c/o S. Indiana Media
Corp., Box 1216, Bloomington, Ind. 47401
• SUNDANCE, 1520 Hill, Ann Arbor,
mich. 48104 $3.50/yr.
• UPROAR, 44 Wimbleton Lane, Great
Neck, N.Y. 11023
• VIEW FROM THE BOTTOM, 632 State St.,
New Haven, Conn. 06510 $5/20 iss.
• VORTEX, 706 Mass St., Lawrence,
Kansas 66044 $5/24 iss.
• WALRUS, Box 2307, Sta. A, Champaign,
Ill. 61820
• WATER TUNNEL, Box 136, State
College, Pa. 16801 $3/Yr.
• WILLIAMETTE BRIDGE, 6 SW 6th,
Portland, Ore. 97209 $5/26 iss.
• WIN, 339 Lafayette St., N.Y. 10012
$5/yr.
• WORKER'S POWER, 14131 Woodward Ave.,
Highland Park, Mich. 48203 $3.50/yr.
USA/UPS
ASSOCIATE MEMBERS
• AKWESASNE NOTES, Roosevelton, N.Y.
13683 .50/iss.
• ALESTLE, c/o Paul Gorden, 7404 Tower
Lake, Apt. 1D, Edwardsville, Ill. 62025
• ALLIANCE MAGAZINE, Box 229, Athens,
Ohio 45701
• ALL YOU CAN EAT, R.P.O. 4949, New
Brunswick, N.J. 08903 $3/yr.
• ALLTOGETHER, 44208 Montgomery-33
Palm Desert, Calif. $10/yr.
• ALBION'S VOICE, P.0. Box 9033,
Savannah, Ga. 31401 $4/yr.
• AQUARIAN HERALD, Box 83, Virginia
Beach, Va. 23458
• ATLANTIS, 204 Oxford, Dayton, Ohio
• BOTH SIDES NOW, 10370 St. Augustine
Rd., Jacksonville, Fla. 33217 $3.50/12 iss.
• COLLECTIVE, 614 Clark St., Evanston,
Ill. 60201
• COME TOGETHER, P.O. Box 163, Encino,
Calif. 91316
• CROSSROADS, Hill School, Pottstown,
Pa. 19464
• DALLAS NEWS (CORP), P.0. Box 7013,
Dallas, Texas 75209 $/24 iss.
• THE D.C. GAZETTE, 109 8th N.E.,
Washington, D.C. 20002 $5/yr.
• EDGE CITY, 116 Standart St.,
Syracuse, N.Y. 13201 $3/yr.
• EVERYWOMAN, 6516 W. 83 St., Los
Angeles, Calif. 90045 $2.50/iss.
• FAIR WITNESS, P.0. Box 7165, 0akland
Sta., Pittsburgh, Pa. 15213
• FOX VALLEY KALEIDOSCOPE, Box 252,
Oshkosh, Wisc. 54901
• FREE PRESS OF LOUISVILLE, 1438 S.
First St., Louisville, Ky. 40208 $6/yr.
• HIGH GAUGE, Box 4491, University,
Ala. 35486 $5/Yr.
• THE HIPS VOICE, P.O. Box 5132, Santa
Fe, N. Mexico 87501 $5/24 iss.
• HOME NEWS CO., P.O. Box 5263, Grand
Central Station, N.Y. 10017
• HUNDRED FLOWERS, Box 7152,
Minneapolis, Minn. 55407 $9/yr.
• IT AIN'T ME BABE, c/o W.L. Office
Box 6323, Albany, Calif. 94706 $6/yr.
• LIBERATED GUARDIAN, 14 Cooper Sq.,
New York, N.Y. 10003 $10/yr.
• THE LONG ISLAND FREE PRESS, P.O. Box
162, Westbury, N.Y. 11590 $6/2 yr.
• NEW TIMES, Box J, Temple, Ariz.
85281 $10/52 iss.
• NOTES FROM UNDERGROUND, P.O. Box
15081, San Francisco, Calif. 94115
• OUR TOWN (COLLECTIVE), Box 611, Eau
Claire, Wisc.
• PALANTE YLP, 1678 Madison Ave., New
York, N.Y.
• PROTOS, 1110 N. Edgemont St., Los
Angeles, Calif. 90029 $3/yr.
• PURPLE BERRIES, 449 West Seventh
Ave., Columbus Ohio
• REARGUARD, P.O. Box 8115, Mobile,
Ala. 36608 $4/yr.
• THE S.S. PENTANGLE, Box 4429, New
Orleans, La. 70118 $4/20 iss.
• ST. LOUIS OUTLAW, Box 9501, Cabanne
Sta., St. Louis, Mo. 63161
• SUSQUEHANNA BUGLER, 700 Market St.,
Williamsport, Pa. 17701 .25/iss.
• TASTY COMIX, Box 21101, Wash., D.C.
20009
• THE TIMES NOW, Box 676, Coconut
Grove, Fla. 33133
• TUSCON FREE PRESS, Box 3403, College
Sta., Tuscon, Ariz. 85716
CANADA/UPS
• ALTERNATE SOCIETY, 10 Thomas St.,
St. Catharines, Ont. $3.50/12 iss.
• CARILLON, Univ. of Sask. Regina
Campus, Regina, Saskatchewan
• CHEVRON, University of Waterloo,
Waterloo, Ontario $8/yr.
• DIME BAG, 3592 University St.,
Montreal 130, Que.
• FOURTH ESTATE, 24 Brighton Ct.,
Fredericton, N.B.
• GEORGIA STRAIGHT, 56A Powell St.,
Vancouver, 4, B.C. $9/52 iss.
• HARBINGER, Box 751, Stn F, Toronto
285, Ontario $4/26 iss.
• OCTOPUS, Box 1259, Station B, Ottawa,
4 $4.50/26 iss.
• OMPHALOS, 279½ Fort St. No. 4,
Winnipeg 1, Manitoba $5/26 iss.
• PRAIRIE FIRE; FOURTH ESTATE, Regina
Community Media Project, 210 Northern Crown Bldg. Regina, Sask.
• SWEENEY, 119 Thomas St., Oakville,
Ontario $2.50/12 iss.
EUROPE/UPS
• Europe/UPS, Box 304, 8025, Zurich,
Switzerland
• FIFTH COLUMN, 100 New Cavendish
Street, London W1, England
• FRIENDS, 305 Portobello Rd., London
W10, England
• HAPT, Flat L, 42 Moore Ave., W.
Howe, Bournemouth, Hampshire, England
• HOLLAND HAPT, Keigersstraat 2a,
Amsterdam, Holland
• HOTCHAI, Postfach 304-CH 8025,
Zurich 25, Switz. $5/yr.
• INTERNATIONAL TIMES, 27 Endell St.,
London, WC2, Eng. $5/yr.
• KARGADOOR, Oude Gracht 36 bis.
Utrecht, Holland
• OEUF, 14 Ch de la Mogeonne, 1293
Bellevue, Geneva Switzerland
• OM, Kaizerstraat 2A, 11et,
Amsterdam, Holland, Neth.
• OPS VEDA, 16 Woodholm Rd., Sheffield
11, England
• OZ, 52 Princedale Rd., London W11,
England $6/yr.
• PEACE NEWS, 5 Celedonian Rd., Kings
Cross, London W1, Eng. $8.50/yr.
• PIANETA FRESCA, 14 Vie Manzoni,
Milano, Italy 20121 $1/iss.
• QUINTO LICEO, c/o Tommsaco
Bruccoleri, 3, Meadow Place, London, England
• REAL FREE PRESS, Runstraat 31,
Amsterdam, Netherlands $1/2 iss.
• RED MOLE, 182 Pentonville Rd.,
London N1 Eng. $5.50/yr.
• ROTTEN, Huset, Readhusstraede 13,
1466 Copenhagen K. Denmark
EUROPEAN
ASSOCIATE MEMBERS
• CYCLOPS, 32. St. Petersburg Place,
London, W2, Eng. (Comix)
• GRASS EYE, 71 Osbourne Rd.,
Levenshulme, Manchester 19, Eng.
• MOLE EXPRESS, 19 New Brown St.,
Manchester 4, Eng.
• PANGGG, Upn-Sippenpresse, d-8500,
Nurnberg Kopernikusstr. 4, Germany
• PARIA, c/o Poretti Viavalle Maggia
41, 6600 Locarno, Switz.
• ZIGZAG, Yeoman Cottage, N. Marston,
Bucks, England
LATIN
AMERICA/UPS
• ECO CONTEMPORANEO, C. Correo Central
1933, Buenos Aires, Argentina ...Membership list temporarily unavailable.
SWITCHBOARDS
A good way to quickly communicate
what's coming down in the community is to build a telephone tree. It works on a
pyramid system. A small core of people are responsible for placing five calls
each. Each person on the line in turn calls five people and so on. If the
system is prearranged correctly with adjustments made if some people don't
answer the phone, you can have info transmitted to about a thousand people in
less than an hour. A slower but more permanent method is to start a
Switchboard. Basically, a Switchboard is a central telephone number or numbers
that anybody can call night or day to get information. It can be as
sophisticated as the community can support. The people that agree to answer the
phone should have a complete knowledge of places, services and events happening
in the community. Keep a complete updated file. The San Francisco Switchboard
(see below) puts out an operator's manual explaining the organization and
operation of a successful switchboard. They will send it out for 12¢ postage.
San Francisco has the longest and most extensive Switchboard operation. From
time to time there are national conferences with local switchboards sending a
rep.
San Francisco
• THE SWITCHBOARD - 1830 Fell St., San Francisco, Calif.
94117 (415) 387-3575
• MUSIC SWITCHBOARD - 1826 Fell St., San Francisco, Calif.
94117 (415) 387-8008
• MISSION SWITCHBOARD - 848 14th St., San Francisco, Calif.
94110 (415) 863-3040
• CHINATOWN EXCHANGE - 1042 Grant Ave., San Francisco,
Calif. 94108 (415) 421-0943
• THE HELP UNIT - 86 3rd St., San Francisco, Calif. 94103
(415) 421-9850
• WESTERN ADDITION SWITCHBOARD - Fell & Fillmore, San
Francisco, Calif. (415) 626-8524
California
• CHICO SWITCHBOARD - 120 W. 2nd St., Chico, Calif. (916)
342-7546
• EAST OAKLAND SWITCHBOARD - 2812 73rd Ave., Oakland,
Calif. (415)569-6369
• MARIN MUSIC SWITCHBOARD - 1017 "D" St., San
Rafael, Calif. (415) 457-2104
• WEST OAKLAND LEGAL SWITCHBOARD - 2713 San Pablo, Oakland,
Calif. (415) 836-3013
• SWITCHBOARD OF MARIN - 1017 "D" St., San
Rafael, Calif. (415) 456-5300
• BERKELEY SWITCHBOARD - 2389 Oregon, Berkeley, Calif.
(415) 549-0649
• SANTA CRUZ SWITCHBOARD - 604 River St., Santa Cruz,
Calif. (408) 426-8500
• PALO ALTO XCHANGE - 457 Kingsley Ave., Palo Alto, Calif.
(415) 327-9008
• SAN JOSE SWITCHBOARD - 50 S. 4th St., San Jose, Calif.
(408) 295-2938
• SANTA BARBARA SWITCHBOARD - 6575 Seville, Isla Vista,
Calif. (805) 968-3564
• EUREKA SWITCHBOARD - 1427 California, Eureka, Calif.
(707) 443-8901& 443-8311
• UC DAVIS SWITCHBOARD - (on campus), UC Davis, Calif.
(916) 752-3495
Other Western States
• TURNSTILE - 1900 Emerson, Denver, Colorado (303) 623-3445
• BLACKHAWK INFORMATION CENTER - 628 Walnut St., Waterloo,
Iowa (319) 234-9965
• TAOS SWITCHBOARD - c/o Gen. Del., Taos, New Mexico (505)
758-4288
• PORTLAND SWITCHBOARD - 1216 SW Salmon, Portland, Oregon
(503) 224-0313
• HOUSTON SWITCHBOARD - 108 San Jacinto, Houston, Texas
(713) 228-6072
• YOUTH EMERGENCY SERVICE - 623 Cedar Ave. So.,
Minneapolis, Minn. (612) 338-7588
Eastern States
• POWELTON TROUBLE CENTER - 222 N. 35th St., Phila.,
Penna.. (215) 382-6472
• WASHINGTON D.C. SWITCHBOARD - 2201 P St. NW, Washington,
D.C. (202) 667-4684
• MIAMI CENTER FOR DIALOG - 2175 NW 26th St., Miami, Fla.
(305) 634-7741
• CANTERBURY HOUSE - 330 Maynard S, Ann Arbor, Michigan
(313) 665-0606
• THE LISTENING EAR - 547 E. Grand River, East Lansing,
Michigan (517) 337-1717
• THE ECSTATIC UMBRELLA - 3800 McGee Kansas City, Missouri (816)
561-4524
• OPEN CITY - 4726 3rd St., Detroit, Michigan (313)
831-2770
• SWITCHBOARD INC. - 1722 Summit St., Number 6, Columbus,
Ohio (614) 294-6378
• HELP - c/o Marby Beil, 1708 E. Lafayette, Number 5,
Milwaukee, Wisconsin (414) 273-5959
• UNITED CHURCH PRESBYTERIAN - 181 Mount Horeb Rd., Warren,
N.J. (201) 469-5044
• BOSTON SWITCHBOARD - 45 Bowdoin St., Boston, Mass. (617)
246-4255
• PROJECT PLACE - 37 Rutland St., Boston,
Mass.(617)267-5280
• BEVERLY SWITCHBOARD - Beverly Hospital, Beverly, Mass.
(617) 922-0000
• FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH OF ACTON - 8 Concord Rd.,
Acton, Mass. (617) 263-3940
• HALF WAY HOUSE - 20 Linwood Sq., Roxbury, Mass. (617)
442-7591
• ACID - 13 Linden Ave., Malden, Mass. (617) 342-2218
• PROJECT ASSIST - 945 Great Plain Ave., Needham, Mass.
(617) 444-1902& 3
• LEXINGTON - ARLINGTON HOT LINE - 1912 Mass. Ave.,
Lexington, Mass. (617) 862-8130&1
• COMMUNITY YOUTH COMMISSION - 945 Great Plain Ave.,
Needham, Mass. (617) 444-1795
• HOT LINE - 429 Cherry St., West Newton, Mass. (617)
969-5906
Other Countries
• BINARY INFORMATION TRANSFER - 141 Westbourne Park Rd.,
London W2, England. Ask overseas operator for London 222-8219
• CANADIAN SWITCHBOARD - 282 Rue Ste. Catherine, West, Montreal,
Quebec, Canada (514) 866-2672
For a complete and up-to-date
list of switchboards and similar projects around the country, write to San
Francisco Switchboard. They need 25 cents to cover postage costs.
Guerrilla Broadcasting
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Jerry Rubin
GUERRILLA RADIO
Under FCC Low Power Transmission
Regulations, it is legal to broadcast on the AM band without even obtaining a
license, if you transmit with 100 milliwatts of power or less on a free band
space that doesn't interfere with a licensed station. You are further allowed
up to a 12-foot antenna or the use of carrier-current transmission (regular
electric wall outlets). Using this legal set-up, you can broadcast from a 2 to
20 block radius depending on how high up you can locate your antenna and the
density of tall buildings in the area.
Carrier-current broadcasting
consists of plugging the transmitter into a regular wall socket. It draws power
in the same way as any other electrical appliance, and feeds its signal into
the power line allowing the broadcast to be heard on any AM radio tuned into
the operating frequency. The transmitter can be adjusted to different
frequencies until a clear band is located. The signal will travel over the
electrical wiring until it hits a transformer where it will be erased. The
trouble with this method is that in large cities, almost every large office or
apartment building has a transformer. You should experiment with this method
first, but if you are in a city, chances are you'll need an antenna rigged up
on the roof. Anything over twelve feet is illegal, but practice has shown that
the FCC won't hassle you if you don't have commercials and refrain from
interfering with licensed broadcasts. There are some cats in Connecticut
broadcasting illegally with a 100-foot antenna over a thirty mile radius for
hours on end and nobody gives them any trouble. Naturally if you insist upon
using dirty language, issuing calls to revolution, broadcasting bombing
information, interfering with above ground stations and becoming too well
known, the FCC is going to try and knock you out. There are penalties that have
never been handed out of up to a year in jail. It's possible you could get hit
with a conspiracy rap, which could make it a felony, but the opinion of
movement lawyers now is a warning if you're caught once, and a possible fine
with stiffer penalties possible for repeaters that are caught.
If it gets really heavy, you
could still broadcast for up to 15 minutes without being pin-pointed by the FCC
sleuths. By locating your equipment in a panel truck and broadcasting from a
fixed roof antenna, you can make it almost impossible for them to catch you by
changing positions.
There has been a variety of
transmitting equipment used, and the most effective has been found to be an AM
transmitter manufactured by Low Power Broadcasting Co., 520 Lincoln Highway,
Frazer, Penn. 19355. Call Dick Crompton at (215 NI 4-4096. The right
transmitter will run about $200. If you plan to use carrier-current
transmission you'll also need a capacitor that sells for $30. An antenna can be
made out of aluminum tubing and antenna wiring available at any TV radio supply
store (see diagram). You'll also need a good microphone that you can get for
about $10. Naturally, equipment for heavier broadcasting is available if a
member of your group has a license or good connections with someone who works
in a large electronics supply house. Also with a good knowledge in the area you
can build a transmitter for a fraction of the purchase price. You can always
employ tape recorders, turntables and other broadcasting hardware depending on
how much bread you have, how much stuff you have to hide (i.e., how legal your
operation is) and the type of broadcasting you want to do.
It is possible to extend your
range by sending a signal over the telephone lines to other transmitters which
will immediately rebroadcast. Several areas in a city could be linked together
and even from one city to another. Theoretically, if enough people rig up
transmitters and antennas at proper locations and everyone operates on the same
band, it is possible to build a nation-wide people's network that is equally
theoretically legal.
Broadcasting, it should be
remembered, is a one-way transmission of information. Communications which
allow you to transmit and receive are illegal without a license (ham radio).
GUERRILLA TELEVISION
There are a number of outlaw
radio projects going on around the country. Less frequent, but just as
feasible, is a people's television network. Presently there are three basic
types of TV systems: Broadcast, which is the sending of signals directly from a
station's transmitter to home receiver sets; Cable, where the cable company
employees extremely sensitive antenna to pick up broadcast transmissions and
relay them and/or they originate and send them; and thirdly, Closed Circuit TV,
such as the surveillance cameras in supermarkets, banks and apartment house
lobbies.
The third system as used by the
pigs is of little concern, unless we are interested in not being photographed.
The cameras can be temporarily knocked out of commission by flashing a bright
light (flashbulb, cigarette lighter, etc.) directly in front of its lens. For
our own purposes, closed-circuit TV can be employed for broadcasting rallies,
rock concerts or teach-ins to other locations. The equipment is not that
expensive to rent and easy to operate. Just contact the largest television or
electronics store in your area and ask about it. There are also closed-circuit
and cable systems that work in harmony to broadcast special shows to campuses
and other institutions. Many new systems are being developed and will be in
operation soon.
Cable systems as such are in use
only in a relatively few areas. They can be tapped either at the source or at
any point along the cable by an engineer freak who knows what to do. The source
is the best spot, since all the amplification and distribution equipment of the
system is available at that point. Tapping along the cable itself can be a lot
hairier, but more frustrating for the company when they try to trace you down.
Standard broadcasting that is
received on almost all living room sets works on an RF (radio frequency) signal
sent out on various frequencies which correspond to the channels on the tuner.
In no area of the country are all these channels used. This raises important
political questions as to why people do not have the right to broadcast on
unused channels. By getting hold of a TV camera (Sony and Panasonic are the
best for the price) that has an RF output, you can send pictures to a TV set
simply by placing the camera cable on or near the antenna of the receiver set.
When the set is operating on the same channel as the camera, it will show what
the camera sees. Used video tape recorders such as the Sony CV series that record
and play back audio and video information are becoming more available. These
too can be easily adapted to send RF signals the same as a live camera.
Whether or not the program to be
broadcasted is live or on tape, there are three steps to be taken in order to
establish a people's TV network. First, you must convert the video and audio
signals to an RF frequency modulated (FM) signal corresponding to the desired
broadcast channel. We suggest for political and technical reasons that you pick
one of the unused channels in your area to begin experimenting. The commercial
stations have an extremely powerful signal and can usually override your small
output. Given time and experience you might want to go into direct competition
with the big boys on their own channel. It is entirely possible, say in a 10 to
20 block radius, to interrupt a presidential press-conference with more
important news. Electronic companies, such as Jerrold Electronics Corp., 4th
and Walnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa., make equipment that can RF both video and
audio information onto specific channels. The device you'd be interested in is
called a cable driver or RF modulator.
When the signal is in the RF
state, it is already possible to broadcast very short distances. The second
step is to amplify the signal so it will reach as far as possible. A linear
amplifier of the proper frequency is required for this job. The stronger the
amplifier the farther and more powerful the signal. A 10-watt job will cover
approximately 5 miles (line of sight) in area. Linear amplifiers are not that
easily available, but they can be constructed with some electrical engineering
knowledge.
The third step is the antenna,
which if the whole system is to be mobile to avoid detection, is going to
involve some experimentation and possible camouflage. Two things to keep in
mind about an antenna are that it should be what is technically referred to as
a "di-pole" antenna (see diagram) and since TV signals travel on line
of sight, it is important to place the antenna as high as possible. Although it
hasn't been done in practice, it certainly is possible to reflect pirate
signals off an make equipment that can RF both video and audio existing antenna
of a commercial network. This requires a full knowledge of broadcasting; however,
any amateur can rig up an antenna, attach it to a helium balloon and get it
plenty high. For most, the roof of a tall building will suffice. If you're
really uptight about your operation, the antenna can be hidden with a fake
cardboard chimney.We realize becoming TV guerrillas is not everyone's trip, but
a small band with a few grand can indeed pull it off. There are a lot of
technical freaks hanging around recording studios, guitar shops, hi-fi stores
and engineering schools that can be turned on to the project. By showing them
the guidelines laid out here, they can help you assemble and build various
components that are difficult to purchase (i.e., the linear amplifier).
Naturally, by building some of the components, the cost of the operation is
kept way down. Equipment can be purchased in selective electronics stores.
You'll need a camera, VTR, RF modulator, linear amplifier and antenna. Also a
generator, voltage regulator and an alternator if you want the station to be
mobile. One of the best sources of information on both television and radio
broadcasting is the Radio Amateur's Handbook published by the American Radio
Relay League, Newington, Conn. 06611 and available for $4.50. The handbook
gives a complete course in electronics and the latest information on all
techniques and equipment related to broadcasting. Back issues have easy to read
do-it-yourself TV transmitter diagrams and instructions. Also available is a
publication called Radical Software, put out by Raindance Corp., 24 E. 22nd
St., New York, N.Y., with the latest info on all types of alternative
communications.
Guerrilla TV is the vanguard of
the communications revolution, rather than the avant-garde cellophane light
shows and the weekend conferences. One pirate picture on the sets in Amerika's
living rooms is worth a thousand wasted words.
With the fundamentals in this
field mastered, you can rig up all sorts of shit. Cheap twenty-dollar tape
recorders can be purchased and outfitted with a series of small loud-speakers.
Concealed in a school auditorium or other large hall, such a system can blast
out any message or music you wish to play. The administration will go insane
trying to locate the operation if it is well hidden. We know two cats who
rigged a church with this type of setup and a timing device. Right in the
middle of the sermon, on came Radio Heaven and said stuff like "Come on
preacher, this is God, you don't believe all that crap now, do you?" It
made for an exciting Sunday service, all right. You can build a miniature
transmitter and with a small magnet attach it to the underbelly of a police car
to keep track of where it's going. This would only be practical in a small town
or on a campus where there are only a few security guards or patrol vehicles.
If you rigged a small tape recorder to the transmitter and tuned it to a
popular AM band, the patrol car as it rode around could actually broadcast the
guerrilla message you prerecorded. Wouldn't they be surprised when they found
out how you did it? You can get a "Bumper Beeper" and receiver that
are constructed by professionals for use by private detectives. The dual unit
costs close to $400. If you've got that kind of bread, you can write John
Bomar, 6838 No. 3rd Ave., Phoenix, Arizona 85013 for a catalogue and
literature.
Even though there are laws
governing the area of sneaky surveillance, telephone taps, tracking devices and
the like, a number of enterprising firms produce an unbelievable array of
electronic hardware that allows you to match Big Brother's ears and eyes. Sugar
cube transmitters, tie clasp microphones, phone taps, tape recorders that work
in a hollowed-out book and other Brave New World equipment is available from
the following places. Send for their catalogues just to marvel at the level of
technology. R. B. Clifton, 1150 NW 7th Ave., Miami, Fla. 33168; Electrolab
Corp., Bank of Stateboro Building, Stateboro, Ga. 30458; or Tracer
Investigative Products, Inc., 256 Worth. Ave., Palm, Beach, Fla. 33482.
By the way, you can pick up Radio
Hanoi on a short wave radio every day from 3:00 to 3:30 PM at 15013 kilocycles
on the 19 meter band.
Demonstrations
Demonstrations always will be an
important form of protest. The structure can vary from a rally or teach-in to a
massive civil disobedience such as the confronting of the warmakers at the
Pentagon or a smoke-in. A demonstration is different from other forms of
warfare because it invites people other than those planning the action via
publicity to participate. It also is basically non-violent in nature. A
complete understanding of the use of media is necessary to create the publicity
needed to get the word out. Numbers of people are only one of the many factors
in an effective demonstration. The timing, choice of target and tactics to be
employed are equally important. There have been demonstrations of 400,000 that
are hardly remembered and demonstrations of a few dozen that were remarkably
effective. Often the critical element involved is the theater. Those who say a
demonstration should be concerned with education rather than theater don't
understand either and will never organize a successful demonstration, or for
that matter, a successful revolution. Publicity includes everything from
buttons and leaflets to press conferences. You should be in touch with the best
artists you can locate to design the visual props. Posters can be silk screened
very cheaply and people can be taught to do it in a very short time. Buttons
have to be purchased. The cheapest are those printed directly on the metal. The
paint rubs off after a while, but they are ideal for mass demonstrations. You
can print 10,000 for about $250.00. Leaflets, like posters, should be well
designed.
One way of getting publicity is
to negotiate with the city for permits. Again, this raises political questions,
but there is not doubt one reason for engaging in permit discussions is for
added publicity.
The date, time and place of the
demonstration all have to be chosen with skill. Know the projected weather
reports. Pick a time and day of the week that are convenient to most people.
Make sure the place itself adds some meaning to the message. Don't have a
demonstration just because that's the way it's always been done. It is only one
type of weapon and should be used as such. On the other hand, don't dismiss
demonstrations because they have always turned out boring. You and your group
can plan a demonstration within the demonstration more accurately. Also don't
tend to dismiss demonstrations outright because the repression is too great.
During World War II the Danes held street demonstrations against the Nazis who
occupied their country. Even today there are public demonstrations against the
Vietnam War in downtown Saigon. Repression is there, but overestimating it is
more a tactical blunder than the reverse. None the less, it's wise to go to all
demonstrations prepared for a vamping by the pigs.
DRESS
Most vamping is accompanied by
clubbing, rough shoving and dragging, gassing and occasional buckshot or rifle
fire. The clothing you wear should offer you the best protection possible, yet
be light weight enough to allow you to be highly mobile. CS and CN are by far
the most commonly employed tear gas dispersibles. Occasionally they are
combined with pepper gas to give better results. Pepper gas is a nerve irritant
that affects exposed areas of the skin. Clothing that is tight fitting and
covers as much of the body surface as possible is advisable. This also offers
some protection if you are dragged along the ground. Gloves come in handy as
protection and if you want to pick up gas canisters and throw them back at the
pigs or chuck them through a store window.
Your shoes should be high
sneakers for running or boots for kicking. Hiking boots sold in army surplus
stores serve both purposes and are your best selection for street action. Men
should wear a jock strap or protective cup. Rib guards can be purchased for
about $6.00 at any sporting goods store. Shoulder pads and leg pads are also
available, but unless you expect heavy fighting and are used to wearing this
clumsy street armor, you'll be better off without it.
HELMETS
Everyone should have a helmet.
Your head sticks out above the swarming crowd and dents like a tin can. Protect
it! The type of helmet you get depends on what you can afford and how often
you'll be using it. The cheapest helmet available is a heavy steel tank model.
This one is good because it offers ear protection and has a built-in suspension
system to absorb the blow. It is also bullet proof. It's disadvantages are that
it only comes in large sizes and is the heaviest thing you'll ever have on your
head. It costs about $3.00. For $5.00 you can get a Civil Defense helmet made
for officers. It's much lighter, but doesn't offer protection for the ears. It
has a good suspension system. If you get this model, paint it a dark color
before using it and you'll be less conspicuous. Our fashion consultants suggest
anarchy black.
Construction helmets or
"hard hats" run between $8.00 and $10.00, depending on the type of
suspension system and material used. They are good for women because they are
extremely lightweight. The aluminum ones dent if struck repeatedly and the
fiberglass type can crack. Also they offer no ear protection. If you prefer one
of these you should find a way to attach a chin or neck strap so you won't lose
it while you run. If you get a hard hat, make sure you remove the hard head
before you take it home.
Probably the all-around good deal
for the money is the standard M-1 Army issue helmet. These vary in quality and
price, depending on age and condition. They run from $2.00 to $10.00. Make sure
the one you get has a liner with webbing that fits well or is adjustable and
has a chin strap. Their main disadvantage is that they are bulky and heavy.
The snappiest demonstrators use
the familiar motorcycle crash helmet. They are the highest in price, running
from $10.00 to as high as $40.00. Being made of fiberglass, they are extremely
lightweight. They have a heavy-duty strap built in and they can be gotten to
fit quite snugly around the head. They offer excellent ear protection. The foam
rubber insulation is better than a webbing system, and will certainly cushion
most blows. Being made of fiberglass, a few have been known to crack under
repeated blows, but that is extremely rare. Most come with plastic face guards
that offer a little added protection. Get only those with removable ones since
you might want to make use of a gas mask.
GAS MASKS
Ski goggles or the face visor on
a crash helmet will protect against Mace but will offer no protection against the
chemical warfare gasses being increasingly used by pigs to dispose crowds. For
this protection you'll need a gasmask. All the masks discussed give ideal
protection against the gasses mentioned in the chart if used properly. If you
do not have a gas mask, you should at least get a supply of surgical masks from
a hospital supply store and a plastic bag filled with water and a cloth.
The familiar World War II Army
gas mask with the filter in a long nose unit sells new (which is the only way
gas masks can be sold) for about $5.00. Its disadvantages are that it doesn't
cover the whole face, is easy to grab and pull off and the awkwardly placed
filter makes running difficult. The Officer Civil Defense unit sells for the
same price and overcomes the disadvantages of the World War II Army model. Most
National Guard units use this type of mask. It offers full face protection, is
lightweight and the filter canister is conveniently located. Also the
adjustable straps make for a nice tight fit. The U.S.A. Protective Field Combat
Mask M9A1 offers the same type protection as the OCD, but costs twice as much.
Its advantage is that you can get new filter canisters when the chemicals in
the one you are using becomes ineffective. New filters cost about $1.50. When
you buy a mask, be sure and inquire if the filter has replacements. To get
maximum efficiency out of a mask it needs an active chemical filter.
The U.S. Navy ND Mark IV Mask is
the most effective gas mask available. It has replaceable filter canisters and
fits snugly to the head. It costs about $12.00. Its disadvantage is its dual
tube filter system, which is somewhat bulky. Fix it so the canister rests on
the back of your needs. It's more difficult to grab and easier to run.
When you get your gas mask home,
try it out to get the feeling of using it. Make sure the fit is good and snug.
Purchase an anti-fog cloth for 25 cents where you got the mask. Wipe the inside
of the eye pieces before wearing to prevent the glasses from clouding. Another
good reason for wearing a mask is that it offers anonymity. Helmets, gas masks
and a host of other valuable equipment are available at any large Army-Navy
surplus store. Kaufman's Surplus and Arms, Inc., 623 Broadway, New York, N.Y.
10012 is very well stocked. For 75 cents you can get their catalogue and order
through the mail. It's in New York though and probably more expensive than a
store in your locale. The surplus stores buy from wholesale distributors
themselves, who in turn buy directly from the military. If you know a soldier
or someone who is married to a soldier, they have access to the Post Dispensary
or PX and can get all sorts of stuff at nothing prices. For 20 cents you can
get an invaluable pamphlet from the Government Printing Office called How to
Buy Surplus Personal Property. It has a complete list of regional surplus
wholesalers. The closest one in the Northeast is the Naval Supply Center,
Building 652, U.S. Naval Base, Philadelphia, Pa. and in Northern California,
the Naval Supply Center, Building 502, Oakland, California. You can order by
mail or in person and the prices are very low, even though it isn't as good as
the stuff our brothers and sisters in the Viet Cong rip-off.
WALKIE-TALKIES
You should always go to a
demonstration in a small group that stays in contact with each other until the
demonstration is over. One way to keep in touch is to use walkie-talkies. No
matter how heavy the vamping gets or how spread out are the crowds, you'll be
able to communicate with these lightweight effective portable devices. The only
disadvantage is cost. A half decent unit costs at least $18.00. It should have
a minimum of 9 transistors and 100 milliwatts, although walkie-talkies can go
as high as 5 watts and broadcast over 2 miles. Anything under 1 watt will not
broadcast over ½ mile and considerably less in an area with tall buildings. The
best unit you can buy runs about $300.00. If you ever deck a pig, steal his
walkie-talkie even before you take his gun. A good rule is to avoid the bargain
gyp-joints and go to a place that deals in electronic equipment.
The important thing to realize
about all walkie-talkie networks is that if anyone can talk, anyone else can
listen and vice versa. This applies to pigs as well as us. All walkie-talkies
work on the Civilian Band which has 23 channels. The cheaper units are preset
to channel 9 or 11. The pigs broadcast on higher channels, usually channel 22.
More expensive sets can operate on alternative channels. By removing the front
of the set, you can adjust the transmitter and receiver to pick up and receive
police communications. Don't screw around with the inside though, unless you
know what you are doing. Allied Radio, 100 N. Western Ave., Chicago, Illinois
60680, will send you a good free catalogue, as will most large electronic stores.
Consider buying a number of sets and ask about group discounts. Practice a
number of times before you actually use walkie-talkies in real action. Develop
code names and words just like the pigs do. Once you get acquainted with this
method of communications in the streets, you'll never get cut off from the
action. Watch out in close combat though. The pigs always try to smash any
electronic gear.
OTHER EQUIPMENT
A sign can be used to ward off
blows. Staple it to a good strong pole that you can use as a weapon if need be.
Chains make good belts, as do garrisons with the buckles sharpened. A tightly
rolled-up magazine or newspaper also can be used as a defensive weapon.
Someone in your group should
carry a first aid kit. A Medical Emergency Aeronautic Kit, which costs about
$5.00 has a perfect carrying bag for street action.
Ideally you should visit the
proposed site of the demonstration before it actually takes place. This way
you'll have an idea of the terrain and the type of containment the police will be
using. Someone in your group should mimeograph a map of the immediate vicinity
which each person should carry. Alternative actions and a rendezvous point
should be worked out. Everyone should have two numbers written on their arm, a
coordination center number and the number of a local lawyer or legal defense
committee. You should not take your personal phone books to demonstrations. If
you get busted, pigs can get mighty Nosy when it comes to phone books. Any
sharp objects can be construed as weapons. Women should not wear earrings or
other jewelry and should tie their hair up to tuck it under a helmet. Wear a
belt that you can use as a tourniquet. False teeth and contact lenses should be
left at home if possible. You can choke on false teeth if you receive a sharp
blow while running. Contact lenses can complicate eye damage if gas or Mace is
used.
If it really looks heavy, you
might want to pick up on a lightweight adjustable bullet-proof vest, available
for $14.95 from Surplus Distributors, Inc., 6279 Van Nuys Blvd., Van Nuys,
California 91401. Remember what the Boy Scouts say when they go camping:
"Be Prepared". When you go to demonstrations you should be prepared
for a lot more than speeches. The pigs will be.
Trashing
Ever since the Chicago pigs brutalized
the demonstrators in August of 1968, young people have been read to vent their
rage over Amerika's inhumanity by using more daring tactics than basic
demonstrations. There is a growing willingness to do battle with the pigs in
the streets and at the same time to inflict property damage. It's not exactly
rioting and it's not exactly guerrilla warfare; it has come to be called
"Trashing." Most trashing is of a primitive nature with the pigs
having the weapon and strategy advantage. Most trashers rely on quick young
legs and a nearby rock. By developing simple gang strategy and becoming
acquainted with some rudimentary weapons and combat techniques, the odds can be
shifted considerably.
Remember, pigs have small brains
and move slowly. All formations, signals, codes and other procedures they use
have to be uniform and simplistic. The Army Plan for Containment and Control of
Civil Disorders, published by the Government Printing Office, contains the
basic thinking for all city, county and state storm troopers. A trip to the
library and a look at any basic text in criminology will help considerably in
gaining an understanding of how pigs act in the street. If you study up, you'll
find you can, with the aid of a bullhorn or properly adjusted walkie-talkie, fuck
up many intricate pig formations. "Left flank-right turn!" said
authoritatively into a bullhorn pointed in the right direction will yield all
sorts of wild results.
You should trash with a group
using a buddy system to keep track of each other. If someone is caught by a
pig, other should immediately rush to the rescue if it's possible to do so
without sustaining too many losses. If an arrest is made, someone from your
gang should take responsibility for seeing to it that a lawyer and bail bread
are taken care of. Never abandon a member of your gang.
Avoid fighting in close quarters.
You run less risk by throwing an object than by personally delivering the blow
with a weapon you hold in your hand. We suppose this is what pigs refer to as
"duty fighting." All revolutionaries fight dirt in the eyes of the
oppressors. The British accused the Minutemen of Lexington and Concord of
fighting dirty by hiding behind trees. The U.S. Army accuses the Viet Cong of
fighting dirty when they rub a pointed bamboo shoot in infected shit and use it
as a land mine. Mayor Daley says the Yippies squirted hair spray and used golf
balls with spikes in them against his innocent blue boys. No one ever accused
the U.S. of being sneaky for using an airforce in Southeast Asia or the Illinois
State Attorney's office of fighting dirty when it murdered Fred Hampton and
Mark Clark while they lay in bed. We say: all power to the dirty fighters!
WEAPONS FOR STREET FIGHTING
Spray Cans
These are a very effective and
educating method of property destruction. If a liberated zone has been
established or you find yourself on a quiet street away from the thick of
things, pretty up the neighborhood. Slogans and symbols can be sprayed on rough
surfaces such as brick or concrete walls that are a real bitch to remove unless
expensive sandblasting is used.
The Slingshot
This is probably the ideal street
weapon for the swarms of little Davids that are out to down the Goliaths of
Pigdom. It is cheap, legal to carry, silent, fast-loading and any right size
rock will do for a missile. You can find them at hobby shops and large sporting
goods stores, especially those that deal in hunting supplies. Wrist-Rocket
makes a powerful and accurate slingshot for $2.50. The Whamo Sportsman is not
as good but half the price. By selecting the right "Y" shaped branch,
you can fashion a home-made one by using a strip of rubber cut from the inner
tube of a tue as the sling. A few hours of shooting stones at cans in the back
yard or up on the roof will make you marksman enough for those fat bank windows
and even fatter pigs.
Slings
A sling is a home-made weapon
consisting of two lengths of heavy-duty cord each attached securely at one end
to a leather patch that serves as a pocket to cradle the rock. Place the rock
in the pouch and grab the two pieces of cord firmly in your hand. Whirl the
rock round and round until gravity holds it firmly in the pouch. When you feel
you have things under control, let one end of the cord go and the rock will fly
out at an incredible speed. You should avoid using the sling in a thick crowd
(rooftop shooting is best). Practice is definitely needed to gain any degree of
accuracy.
Boomerangs
The boomerang is a neat weapon
for street fighting and is as easy to master as the Frisbee. There is a great
psychological effect in using exotic weapons such as this. You can buy one at
large hobby stores. On the East Coast you can get one from Sportscraft,
Bergenfield, New Jersey, for $2.69, and on the West Coast from Whamo, 835 El
Monte St., San Gabriel, Calif., for $1.10.
Flash Guns
Electric battery-operated flash
guns are available that will blind a power-crazy pig, thus distracting him long
enough to rescue a captured comrade. Check out camping and boating supply
stores.
Tear Gas and Mace
Personalized tear gas and mace
dispensers are available for self-defense against muggers. Well, isn't a pig
just an extra vicious mugger? Write J.P. Darby, 8813 New Hyde Park, New York,
N.Y. 11040 for a variety of types and prices.
Tear gas shells are available for
12 gauge shotguns and .38 Special handguns, but it is highly inadvisable to
bring guns to street actions. A far better weapon is a specially built
projection device that shoots tear gas shells. Hercules Gas-Munitions Corp.,
5501 No. Broadway, Chicago, Ill., sells compact units complete with cartridges
for $6.95 that will fire up to 20 feet. Penguin Associates, Inc., Pennsylvania
Avenue, Malvern, Penn., also has a variety of tear-gas propellant devices
including a combination tear gas-billyclub item. All these companies will
supply a catalogue and price list on request. Some states have laws against
civilian use of tear gas devices. New York is one of them, and unfortunately
these companies will not ship to states that forbid usage. If you want any of
these items, and your state has restrictions, have a sister or brother in a
neighboring state order for you. Just latching onto these catalogues can be a
trip and a half in terms of getting your imagination hopping. For example Raid,
Black Flag and other insecticides shoot a 7 to 10 foot stream that burns the
eyes. You can also dissolve Drano in water and squirt it from an ordinary
plastic water pistol. That makes a highly effective defensive weapon. A phony
letterhead of a Civil Defense unit will help in getting heavier anti-personal
weapons of a defensive nature.
Anti-Tire Weapons
Don't believe all those bullshit
tire ads that make tires seem like the Superman of the streets. Roofing nails
spread out on the street are effective in stopping a patrol car. A nail sticking
out from a strong piece of wood wedged under a rear tire will work as
effectively as a bazooka. An ice pick will do the trick repeatedly but you've
got to have a strong arm to strike home. Sugar in the gas tank of a pig vehicle
will really fuck-up the engine.
Authentic Pig Game
If you really get into it, you'll
probably want to be sd heavily prepared for trashing as are the pigs. Wouldn't
you just know that the largest supplier of equipment to police in the world is
in Chicago. Kale's, 550 W. Roosevelt Rd., Chicago, Ill. 60607, will send you,
on request, the most complete catalogue you can get for trashing. Actual police
uniforms, super-riot helmets, persuaders chemical mace, a knuckle sap, which is
a glove with powdered lead, billy clubs, secret holsters, a three-in-one mob
stick that spits Mace, emits an electric shock and allows you to club to death
a charging rhinoceros. You can also get the latest in handcuffs and other
security devices. This catalogue is a must for the love-child of the 70's. If
we want to get high we're going to have to fight our way up.
KNIFE FIGHTING
Probably one of the most favored
street weapons of all time is the good old "shiv," "blade,"
"toe-jabber" or whatever you choose to call a good sticker.
Remembering that today's pig is tomorrow's bacon, it's good to know a few handy
slicing tips. The first thing to learn is the local laws regarding the
possession of knives. The laws on possession are of the "Catch-22"
vagueness. Cops can arrest you for having a small pocket knife and claim you
have a concealed and deadly weapon in your possession. Here, as in most cases
of law, it's not what you are doing, it's who's doing the what that counts. All
areas, however, usually have a limit on length such as blades under 4" or
6" are legal and anything over that length concealed on a person can be
considered illegal. Asking some hip lawyers can help here.
Unfortunately, the best fighting
knives are illegal. Switchblades (and stilettos) because they can so quickly
spring into operation, are great weapons that are outlawed in all states. If
you want to risk the consequences, however, you can readily purchase these
weapons once you learn how to contact the criminal underworld or in most
foreign countries. If both of these fail, go to any pawnshop, look in the
window, and take our choice of lethal, illegal knives.
A flat gravity knife, available
in most army surplus and pawn shops would be the best type available in regular
over-the-counter buying. It's flat style makes for easy concealment and comfort
when kept in a pocket or boot. It can be greased and the rear "heel"
of the blade can be filed down to make it fly open with a flick of the wrist. A
little practice here will be very useful.
Most inexperienced knife fighters
use a blade incorrectly. Having seen too many Jim Bowies slash their way
through walls of human flesh, they persist in carrying on this inane tradition.
Overhead and uppercut slashes are a waste of energy and blade power. The
correct method is to hold the knife in a natural, firm grip and jab straight
ahead at waist level with the arm extending full length each time. This fencing
style allows for the maximum reach of arm and blade. By concentrating the point
of the knife directly at the target, you make defense against such an attack
difficult. Work out with this jabbing method in front of a mirror and in a few
days you'll get it down pretty well.
UNARMED DEFENSE
Let's face it, when it comes to
trashing in the streets, our success is going to depend on our cunning and
speed rather than our strength and power. Our side is all quarterbacks, and the
pigs have nothing but linemen. They are clumsy, slobbish brutes that would be
lost without their guns, clubs and toy whistles. When one grabs you for an
arrest, you can with a little effort, make him let go. In the confusion of all
the street action, you will then be able to manage your getaway.
There are a variety of defensive
twists and pulls that are easy to master by reading a good, easily
understandable book on the subject, such as George Hunter's How To Defend
Yourself (see appendix). If a pig grabs you by the wrist you can break the grip
by twisting against his thumb. Try this on yourself by grabbing one wrist with
your hand. See how difficult it is to hold someone who works against the thumb.
If he grabs you around the waist or neck, you can grab his thumbs or another
finger and sharply bend it backwards. By concentrating all your energy on one
little finger, you can inflict pain and cause the grip to be broken.
There are a variety of points on
the body where a firm amount of pressure skillfully directed will induce severe
pain. A grip, for example, can be broken by jabbing your finger firmly between
the pig's knuckles. (Nothing like chopped pigknuckles.) Feel directly under
your chin in back of the jawbone until your finger rests in the V area, press
firmly upward and backward towards the center of the head. There is also a very
vulnerable spot right behind the ear lobe. Stick your fingers there and see.
Get the point!
In addition to pressure points,
there are places in the body where a sharp, well-directed whack with the side
of a rigidly held palm can easily disable a person. Performed by an expert,
such a blow can even be lethal. Try making such a rigid palm and practice these
judo chops. The fist is a ridiculous weapon to use. It's fleshy, the blow is
distributed over too wide an area to have any real effect and the knuckles
break easily. You will have to train yourself to use judo chops instinctively,
but it will prove quite worthwhile if you are ever in trouble. A good place to
aim for is directly in the center of the chest cavity at its lowest point. Draw
a straight line up about six inches starting from your belly button, and you
can feel the point. The Adam's Apple in the center of the neck and the back of
the neck at the top of the spinal column are also extremely vulnerable spots.
With the side of your palm, press firmly the spot directly below your nose and
above your upper lip. You can easily get an idea of what a short, forceful chop
in this area would do. The side of the head in front of the ear is also a good
place to aim your blow.
In addition to jabs, chops,
twists, squeezes and bites, you ought to gain some mastery of kneeing and
kicking. If you are being held in close and facing the porker, the old familiar
knee-in-the-nuts will produce remarkable results. A feinting motion with the
head before the knee is delivered will produce a reflexive reaction from your
opponent that will leave his groin totally unprotected. Ouch!
Whether he has you from the front
or the back, he is little prepared to defend against a skillfully aimed kick.
The best way is to forcefully scrape the side of your shoe downward along the
shinbone, beginning just below the knee and ending with a hard stomp on the
instep of the foot. Just try this with the side of your hand and you will get
an idea of the damage you can inflict with this scrape and stomp method.
Another good place to kick and often the only spot accessible is the side of
the knee. Even a half successful blow here will topple the biggest of honkers.
Any of these easy to learn techniques of unarmed self defense will fulfill the
old nursery rhyme that goes:
Catch
a piggy by the toe
When
he hollers
Let
him go
Out
pops Y-0-U
GENERAL STRATEGY RAP
The guideline in trashing is to
try and do as much property destruction as possible without getting caught or
hurt. The best buildings to trash in terms of not alienating too many of those
not yet clued into revolutionary violence, are the most piggy symbols of
violence you can find. Banks, large corporations, especially those that
participate heavily in supporting the U.S. armed forces, federal buildings,
courthouses, police stations, and Selective Service centers are all good targets.
On campuses, buildings that are noted for warfare research and ROTC training
are best. When it comes to automobiles, choose only police vehicles and very
expensive cars such as Lamborghinis and Iso Grifos. Every rock or molotov
cocktail thrown should make a very obvious political point. Random violence
produces random propaganda results. Why waste even a rock?
When you know there is going to
be a rough street scene developing, don't play into the pig's strategy. Spread
the action out. Help waste the enemy's numbers. You and the other members of
your group should already have a target or two in mind that will make for easy
trashing. If you don't have one, setting fires in trash cans and ringing fire
alarms will help provide a cover for other teams that do have objectives picked
out. Putting out street lights with rocks also helps the general infusion.
After a few tries at trashing,
you'll begin to overcome your fears, learn what to expect from both the pigs
and your comrades, and develop your own street strategy. Nothing works like
practice in actual street conditions. Get your head together and you'll become
a pro. Don't make the basic mistake of just naively floating into the area.
Don't think "rally" or "demonstration," think "WAR"
and "Battle Zone." Keep your eyes and ears open. Watch for mistakes
made by members of your gang and those made by other comrades. Watch for
blunders by the police. In street fighting, every soldier should think like a
general. Workshops should be organized right after an action to discuss the
strength and weaknesses of techniques and strategies used. Avoid political
bullshit at such raps. Regard them as military sessions. Persons not versed in
the tactics of revolution usually have nothing worthwhile to say about the
politics of revolution.
People's Chemistry
STINK BOMB
You can purchase buteric acid at
any chemical supply store for "laboratory experiments." It can be
thrown or poured directly in an area you think already stinks. A small bottle
can be left uncapped behind a door that opens into the target room. When a
person enters they will knock over the bottle, spilling the liquid. Called a
"Froines," by those in the know, an ounce of buteric acid can go a
long way. Be careful not to get it on your clothing. A home-made stink bomb can
be made by mixing a batch of egg whites, Drano, (sodium hydroxide) and water.
Let the mixture sit for a few days in a capped bottle before using.
SMOKE BOMB
Sometimes it becomes
strategically correct to confuse the opposition and provide a smoke screen to
aid an escape. A real home-made stroke bomb can be made by combining four parts
sugar to six parts saltpeter (available at all chemical supply stores). This
mixture must then be heated over a very low flame. It will blend into a plastic
substance. When this starts to gel, remove from the heat and allow the plastic
to cool. Embed a few wooden match heads into the mass while it's still pliable
and attach a fuse.*
The smoke bomb itself is a
non-explosive and non-flame-producing, so no extreme safety requirements are
needed. About a pound of the plastic will produce thick enough smoke to fill a
city block. Just make sure you know which way the wind is blowing.
Weathermen-women! If you're not the domestic type, you can order smoke flares
(yellow or black) for $2.00 a flare [12 inch] from Time Square Stage Lighting
Co., 318 West 47th Street, New York, NY 10036.
*You can make a good homemade
fuse by dipping a string in glue and then rolling it lightly in gunpowder. When
the glue hardens, wrap the string tightly and neatly with scotch tape. This
fuse can be used in a variety of ways. Weight it on one end and drop a rock
into the tank of a pig vehicle. Light the other end and run like hell.
CBW
LACE (Lysergic Acid
Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent,
and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple
liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome
damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles
fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
How about coating thin darts in
LSD and shooting them from a Daisy Air Pellet Gun? Guns and darts are available
at hobby and sports shops. Sharpening the otherwise dull darts will help in
turning on your prey.
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
Molotov cocktails are a classic
street fighting weapon served up around the world. If you've never made one,
you should try it the next time you are in some out-of-the-way barren place
just to wipe the fear out of your mind and know that it works. Fill a
thin-walled bottle half full with gasoline. Break up a section of styrofoam
(cups made of this substance work fine) and let it sit in the gasoline for a
few days. The mixture should be slushy and almost fill the bottle. The styrofoam
spreads the flames around and regulates the burning. The mixture has nearly the
same properties as napalm. Soap flakes (not detergents) can be substituted for
styrofoam. Rubber cement and sterno also work. In a pinch, plain gasoline will
do nicely, but it burns very fast. A gasoline-kerosene mixture is preferred by
some folks.
Throwing, although by far not the
safest method, is sometimes necessary. The classic technique of stuffing a rag
in the neck of a bottle, lighting and tossing is foolish. Often gas fumes
escape from the bottle and the mixture ignites too soon, endangering the
thrower. If you're into throwing, the following is a much safer method: Once
the mixture is prepared and inside the bottle, cap it tightly using the
original cap or a suitable cork. Then wash the bottle off with rubbing alcohol
and wipe it clean. Just before you leave to strike a target, take a strip of
rag or a tampax and dip it in gasoline. Wrap this fuse in a small plastic
baggie and attach the whole thing to the neck of the capped bottle with the aid
of several rubber bands. When you are ready to toss, use a lighter to ignite
the baggie. Pall back your arm and fling it as soon as the tampax catches fire.
This is a very safe method if followed to the letter. The bottle must break to
ignite. Be sure to throw it with some force against a hard surface.
Naturally, an even safer method
is to place the firebomb in a stationary position and rig up a timing fuse. Cap
tightly and wipe with alcohol as before. The alcohol wipe not only is a safety
factor, but it eliminates tell-tale fingerprints in case the Molotov doesn't
ignite. Next, attach an ashcan fire cracker (M-80) or a cherry bomb to the side
of the bottle using epoxy glue. A fancier way is to punch a hole in the cap and
pull the fuse of the cherry bomb up through the hole before you seal the
bottle. A dab of epoxy will hold the fuse in place and insure the seal. A
firecracker fuse ignites quickly so something will have to be rigged that will
deal the action enough to make a clean getaway.
When the firebomb is placed where
you want it, light up a non-filter cancerette. Take a few puffs (being sure not
to inhale the vile fumes) to get it going and work the unlighted end over the
fuse of the firecracker. This will provide a delay of from 5 to 15 minutes. To
use this type of fuse successfully, there must be enough air in the vicinity so
the flame won't go out. A strong wind would not be good either. When the
cancerette burns down, it sets off the firecracker which in turn explodes and
ignites the mixture. The flames shoot out in the direction opposite to where
you attach the firecracker, thus allowing you to aim the firebomb at the most
flammable material. With the firecracker in the cap, the flames spread downward
in a halo. The cancerette fuse can also be used with a book of matches to
ignite a pool of gasoline or a trash can. Stick the unlighted end behind the
row of match heads and close the cover. A firecracker attached to a gallon jug
of red paint and set off can turn an office into total abstract art.
Commercial fuses are available in
many hobby stores. Dynamite fuses are excellent and sold in most rural hardware
stores. A good way to make a homemade fuse is described above under the Smoke
Bomb section. By adding an extra few feet of fuse to the device and then
attaching the lit cancerette fuse, you add an extra measure of caution. It is
most important to test every type of fuse device you plan to use a number of
times before the actual hit. Some experimentation will allow you to standardize
the results. If you really want to get the job done right and have the time,
place several molotov cocktails in a group and rig two with fuses (in case one
goes out). When one goes, they all go . . .BAROOOOOOOOOOM!
STERNO BOMB
One of the simplest bombs to make
is the converted sterno can. It will provide some bang and a widely dispersed
spray of jellied fire. Remove the lid from a standard, commercially purchased
can and punch a hold in the center big enough for the firecracker fuse. Take a
large spoonful of jelly out of the center to make room for the firecracker.
Insert the firecracker and pull the fuse up through the hole in the lid. When
in place, cement around the hole with epoxy glue. Put some more glue around the
rim of the can and reseal the lid. Wipe the can and wash off excess with
rubbing alcohol. A cancerette fuse should be used. The can could also be taped
around a bottle with Molotov mixture and ignited.
AEROSOL BOMB
You can purchase smokeless
gunpowder at most stores where guns and ammunition are sold. It is used for
reloading bullets. The back of shotgun shells can be opened and the powder
removed. Black powder is more highly explosive but more difficult to come by. A
graduate chemist can make or get all you'll need. If you know one that can be
trusted, go over a lot of shit with him. Try turning him on to learning how to
make "plastics" which are absolutely the grooviest explosive
available. The ideal urban guerrilla weapons are these explosive plastic
compounds.
The neat homemade bomb that
really packs a wallop can be made from a regular aerosol can that is empty.
Remove the nozzle and punch in the nipple area on the top of the can. Wash the
can out with rubbing alcohol and let dry. Fill it gently and lovingly with an
explosive powder. Add a layer of cotton to the top and insert a cherry bomb
fuse. Use epoxy glue to hold the fuse in place and seal the can. The can should
be wiped clean with rubbing alcohol. Another safety hint to remember is never
store the powder and your fuses or other ignition material together. Powder
should always be treated with a healthy amount of respect. No smoking should go
on in the assembling area and no striking of hard metals that might produce a
spark. Use your head and you'll get to keep it.
PIPE BOMBS
Perhaps the most widely used
homemade concussion bombs are those made out of pipe. Perfected by George
Metesky, the renown New York Mad Bomber, they are deadly, safe, easy to
assemble, and small enough to transport in your pocket. You want a standard
steel pipe (two inches in diameter is a good size) that is threaded on both
ends so you can cap it. The length you use depends on how big an explosion is
desired. Sizes between 3-10 inches in length have been successfully employed.
Make sure both caps screw on tightly before you insert the powder. The basic
idea to remember is that a bomb is simply a hot fire burning very rapidly in a
tightly confined space. The rapidly expanding gases burst against the walls of
the bomb. If they are trapped in a tightly sealed iron pipe, when they finally
break out, they do so with incredible force. If the bomb itself is placed in a
somewhat enclosed area like a ventilation shaft, doorway or alleyway, it will
in turn convert this larger area into a "bomb" and increase the
over-all explosion immensely.
When you have the right pipe and
both caps selected, drill a hole in the side of the pipe (before powder is
inserted) big enough to pull the fuse through. If you are using a firecracker
fuse, insert the firecracker, pull the fuse through and epoxy it into place
securely. If you are using long fusing either with a detonator (difficult to
come by) timing device or a simple cancerette fuse, drill two holes and run two
lines of fuse into the pipe. When you have the fuse rigged to the pipe, you are
ready to add the powder. Cape one end snugly, making sure you haven't trapped
any grains of powder in the threads. Wipe the device with rubbing alcohol and
you're ready to blast off.
A good innovation is to grind
down one half of the pipe before you insert the powder. This makes the walls of
one end thinner than the walls of the other end. When you place the bomb, the
explosion, following the line of least resistance, will head in that direction.
You can do this with ordinary grinding tools available in any hardware or
machine shop. Be sure not to have the powder around when you are grinding the
pipe, since sparks are produced. Woodstock Nation contains instructions for
more pipe bombs and a neat timing device (see pages 115-117).
GENERAL BOMB STRATEGY
This section is not meant to be a
handbook on explosives. Anyone who wishes to become an expert in the field can
procure a number of excellent books on the subject catalogued in the Appendix.
In bombing, as in trashing, the same general strategy in regard to the selection
of targets applies. Never use anti-personnel shrapnel bombs. Always be careful
in placing the devices to keep them away from glass windows and as far away
from the front of the building as possible. Direct them away from any area in
which there might be people. Sophisticated electric timers should be used only
by experts in demolitions. Operate in the wee hours of the night and be careful
that you don't injure a night watchman or guard. Telephone in warnings before
the bomb goes off. The police record all calls to emergency numbers and
occasionally people have been traced down by the use of a voice-o-graph. The
best way to avoid detection is by placing a huge wad of chewed up gum on the
roof of your mouth before you talk. Using a cloth over the phone is not good
enough to avoid detection. Be as brief as possible and always use a pay phone.
When you get books from companies
or libraries dealing with explosives or guerrilla warfare, use a phony name and
address. Always do this if you obtain chemicals from a chemical supply house.
These places are being increasingly watched by the F.B.I. Store your material
and literature in a safe cool place and above all, keep your big mouth shut!
First Aid For Street Fighters
Without intending to spook you,
we think it is becoming increasingly important for as many people as possible
to develop basic first aid skills. As revolutionary struggle intensifies, so
will the number and severity of injuries increase. Reliance on establishment
medical facilities will become risky. Hospitals that border on "riot"
areas are used by police to apprehend suspects. All violence-induced injuries
treated by establishment doctors might be reported. Knife and gunshot wounds in
all states by law must be immediately phoned in for investigation. At times a
victim has no choice but to run such risks. If you can, use a phony name, but
everyone should know the location of sympathetic doctors.
Chaos resulting from the gassing,
clubbing and shooting associated with a police riot also makes personal first
aid important. Most demonstrations have medical teams that run with the people
and staff mobile units, but often these become the target of assault by the
more vicious pigs. Also, in the confusion, there is usually too much work for
the medical teams. Everyone must take responsibility for everyone else if we
are to survive in the streets. If you spot someone lying unconscious or badly
injured, take it upon yourself to help the victim. Immediately raise your arm
or wave your Nation flag and shout for a medic. If the person is badly hurt, it
is best not to move him, or her, but if there is the risk of more harm or the
area is badly gassed, the victim should be moved to safety. Try to be as gentle
as possible. Get some people to help you.
WHAT TO DO
Your attitude in dealing with an
injured person is extremely important. Don't panic at the sight of blood. Most
bloody injuries look far worse than they are. Don't get nervous if the victim
is unconscious. If you're not able to control your own fear about treating
someone, call for another person. It helps to attend a few first aid classes to
overcome these fears in practice sessions.
When you approach the victim,
identify yourself. Calmly, but quickly figure out what's the matter. Check to
see if the person is alive by feeling for the pulse. There are a number of
spots to check if the blood is circulating, under the chin near the neck, the
wrists, and ankles are the most common. Get in the habit of feeling a normal
pulse. A high pulse (over 100 per minute) usually indicates shock. A low pulse
indicates some kind of injury to the heart or nervous system. Massaging the
heart can often restore the heartbeat, especially if its loss is due to a
severe blow to the chest. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation should be used if the
victim is not breathing. Both these skills can be mastered in a first aid
course in less than an hour and should become second nature to every street
fighter.
When it comes to dealing with
bleeding or possible fractures, enlisting the victim's help as well as adopting
a firm but calm manner will be very reassuring. This is important to avoid
shock. Shock occurs when there is a serious loss of blood and not enough is
being supplied to the brain. The symptoms are high pulse rate; cold, clammy,
pale skin; trembling or unconsciousness. Try to keep the patient warm with
blankets or coats. If a tremendous amount of blood has been lost, the victim
may need a transfusion. Routine bleeding can be stopped by firm direct pressure
over the source of bleeding for 5 to 10 minutes. If an artery has been cut and
bleeding is severe, a tourniquet will be needed. Use a belt, scarf or torn
shirtsleeve. Tie the tourniquet around the arm or leg directly above the
bleeding area and tighten it until the bleeding stops. Do not loosen the
tourniquet. Wrap the injured limb in a cold wet towel or ice if available and
move the person to a doctor or hospital before irreparable damage can occur.
Don't panic, though, you have about six hours.
A painful blow to a limb is best
treated with an ice pack and elevation of the extremity by resting it on a
pillow or rolled-up jacket. A severe blow to the chest or side can result in a
rib fracture which produces sharp pains when breathing and/or coughing up
blood. Chest X-rays will eventually be needed. Other internal injuries can
occur from sharp body blows such as kidney injuries. They are usually
accompanied by nausea, vomiting, shock and persistent abdominal pain. If you
feel a bad internal injury has occurred, get prompt professional help.
Head injuries have to be attended
to with more attention than other parts of the body. Treat them by stopping the
bleeding with direct pressure. They should be treated before other injuries as
they more quickly can cause shock. Every head injury should be X-rayed and the
injured person should be watched for the next 24 hours as complications can
develop hours after the injury was sustained. After a severe blow to the head,
be on the look-out for excessive sleepiness or difficulty in waking. Sharp and
persistent headaches, vomiting and nausea, dizziness or difficulty maintaining
balance are all warning signs. If they occur after a head injury, call a
doctor.
If a limb appears to be broken or
fractured, improvise a splint before moving the victim. Place a stiff backing
behind the limb such as a board or rolled-up magazine and wrap both with a
bandage. Try to avoid moving the injured limb as this can lead to complicating
the fracture. Every fracture must be X-rayed to evaluate the extent of the
injury and subsequent treatment.
Bullet wounds to the abdomen,
chest or head, if loss of consciousness occurs are extremely dangerous and must
be seen by a doctor immediately. If the wound occurs in the limb, treat as you
would any bleeding with direct pressure bandage and tourniquet only if nothing
else will stop the bleeding.
If you expect trouble, every
person going to a street scene should have a few minimum supplies in addition
to those mentioned in the section on Demonstrations for protection. A handful
of bandaids, gauze pads (4x4), an ace bandage (3 inch width), and a roll of 1/2
inch adhesive tape can all easily fit in your pocket. A plastic bag with cotton
balls pre-soaked in water will come in handy in a variety of situations where
gas is being used, as will a small bottle of mineral oil. You should write the
name, phone number and address of the nearest movement doctor on your arm with
a ballpoint pen. Your arm's getting pretty crowded, isn't it? If someone is
severely injured, it may be better to save their life by taking them to a
hospital, even though that means probable capture for them, rather than try to
treat it yourself. However, do not confuse the police with the hospital. Many
injured people have been finished off by the porkers, and that's no joke. It is
usually better to treat a person yourself rather than let the pigs get them,
unless they have ambulance equipment right there and don't seem vicious. Even
then, they will often wait until they get two or three victims before making a
trip to the hospital.
If you have a special medical
problem, such as being a diabetic or having a penicillin allergy, you should
wear a medi-alert tag around your neck indicating your condition. Every person
who sees a lot of street action should have a tetanus shot at least once in
every five years.
Know just this much, and it will
help to keep down serious injuries at demonstrations. A few lessons in a first
aid class at one of the Free Universities or People's Clinics will go a long
way in providing you with the confidence and skill needed in the street.
MEDICAL COMMITTEES
Here is a partial list of some
Medical Committees for Human Rights. They will be glad to give you first aid
instructions and often organize medical teams to work demonstrations. A
complete list is available from the Chicago office.
• BALTIMORE,
MARYLAND, 21215 - 6012 Wallis Ave.
• BERKELEY,
CALIFORNIA, 94609 - 663 Alcartz
• BIRMINGHAM,
ALABAMA, 35205 - 2122 9th Ave. South
• CHICAGO,
ILLINOIS - 1512 E. 55th St.
• CLEVELAND,
OHIO, 44112 - Outpost, 13017 Euclid Ave.
• DETROIT,
MICHIGAN, 48207 - 1300 E. Lafayette
• HARTFORD,
CONN., 06112 - 161 Ridgefield St.
• LOS
ANGELES, CALIF. - PO Box 2463, Sepulveda, Calif. 91343 (mail)
• NASHVILLE,TENN.,
37204 - 3301 Leland Land
• NEW
HAVEN, CONN., - 30 Bryden Terrace, Hamden, Conn. 06514 (mail)
• NEW
ORLEANS LA., 70130 - 623 Bourbon St.
• NEW
YORK, NY 10014 - 15 Charles St.
• PHILADELPHIA,
PA., 19119 - 6705 Lincoln Drive
• PITTSBURGH,
PA., 15222 - 617 Empire Building
• SAN
FRANCISCO, CALIF., 94115 - 2519 Pacific Ave.
• SYRACUSE,
NY, 13210 - 931 Comstock Ave.
• WASHINGTON,
D.C. - 3410 Taylor St., Chevy Chase, Md. 20015 (mail)
Hip-Pocket Law
LEGAL ADVICE
Any discussion about what to do
while waiting fur the lawyer has to be qualified by pointing out that from the
moment of arrest through the court appearances, cops tend to disregard a
defendant's rights. Nonetheless, you should play it according to the book
whenever possible as you might get your case bounced out on a technicality.
When you get busted, rule number one is that you have the right to remain
silent. We advise that you give only your name and address. There is a legal
dispute about whether or not you are obligated under the law to do even that,
but most lawyers feel you should. The address can be that of a friend if you're
uptight about the pigs knowing where you live.
When the pigs grab you, chances
are they are going to insult you, rough you up a little and maybe even try to
plant some evidence on you. Try to keep your cool. Any struggle on your part,
even lying on the street limp, can be considered resisting arrest. Even if you
beat the original charge, you can be found guilty of resisting and receive a
prison sentence. Often if the pigs beat you, they will say that you attacked
them and generally charge you with assault.
If you are stopped in the street
on suspicion (which means you're black or have long hair), the police have the
right to pat you down to see if you are carrying a weapon. They cannot search
you unless they place you under arrest. Technically, this can only be done in
the police station where they have the right to examine your possessions. Thus,
if you are in a potential arrest situation, you should refrain from carrying
dope, sharp objects that can be classified as a weapon, and the names and phone
numbers of people close to you, like your dealer, your local bomb factory, and
your friends underground.
Forget about talking your way out
of it or escaping once you're in the car or paddy wagon. In the police station,
insist on being allowed to call your lawyer. Getting change might be a problem
so you should always have a few dimes hidden. Since many cases are dismissed
because of this, you'll generally be allowed to make some calls, but it might
take a few hours. Call a close friend and tell him to get all the cash that can
be quickly raised and head down to the court house. Usually the police will let
you know where you'll be taken. If they don't, just tell your friend what
precinct you're being held at, and he can call the central police headquarters
and find out what court you'll be appearing in. Ask your friend to also call a
lawyer which you also should do if you get another phone call. Hang up and dial
a lawyer or defense committee that has been set up for demonstrations. The
lawyer will either come to the station or meet you in court depending on the
severity of the charge and the likelihood you'll be beaten in the station. When
massive demonstrations are occurring where a number of busts are anticipated,
it's best to have lawyers placed in police stations in the immediate vicinity.
The lawyer will want to know as
many details as possible of the case so try and concentrate on remembering a
number of things since the pigs aren't going to let you take notes. If you can,
remember the name and badge number of the fink that busted you. Sometimes
they'll switch arresting officers on you. Remember the time, location of the
bust and any potential witnesses that the lawyer might be able to contact.
If you are unable to locate a
lawyer, don't panic, the court will assign you one at the time of the
arraignment. Legal Aid lawyers are free and can usually do as good a job as a
private lawyer at an arraignment. Often they can do better, as the judge might
set a lower bail if he sees you can't afford a private lawyer. The arraignment
is probably the first place you'll find out what the charges are against you.
There will also be a court date set and bail established. The amount of bail
depends on a variety of factors ranging from previous convictions to the
judge's hangover. It can be put up in collateral, i.e., a bank book, or often
there is a cash alternative offered which amounts to about 10% of the total
bail.
Your friend should be in the
court with some cash (at least a hundred dollars is recommended). For very high
bail, there are the bail bondsmen in the area of the courthouse who will cover
the bail for a fee,generally not to exceed 5%. You will need some signatures of
solid citizens to sign the bail papers and perhaps put up some collateral.
Once you get bailed out, you
should contact a private lawyer, preferably one that has experience with your
type of case. If you are low on bread, check out one of the community or
movement legal groups in your area. It is not advisable to keep the legal aid
lawyer beyond the arraignment if at all possible.
If you're in a car or in your
home, the police do not have a right to search the premises without a search
warrant or probable cause. Do not consent to any search without a warrant, especially
if there are witnesses around who can hear you. Without your consent, the pigs
must prove probable cause in the court. It's unbelievable the number of
defendants that not only come naked, but pull their own pants down. Make the
cops kick in the door or break open the trunk themselves. You are under no
obligation to assist them in collecting evidence, and helping them weakens your
case.
LAWYERS GROUPS
National Lawyers Guild
The "Guild" provides
various free legal services especially for political prisoners. If you have any
legal hassles, call and see if they'll help you. You can call the one nearest
you and get the name of a good lawyer in your area.
• BOSTON
- 70 Charles St.
• DETROIT
- 5705 N. Woodward St.
• LOS
ANGELES - c/o Haymarket, 507 N. Hoover St.
• NEW
YORK - 1 Hudson St.
• SAN
FRANCISCO - 197 Steiner St.
Outside of these areas, there are
no offices, but people to contact in the following cities are:
• FLINT,
MICH., Carl Bekofske, 1003 Church St.
• PHILADELPHIA,
PA. - A. Harry Levitan, 1412 Fox Building
• WASHINGTON,
D.C. - S. David Levy, 2812 Pennsylvania Ave., N.W.
American Civil Liberties Union
The ACLU is not as radical as the
Guild, but will in rare instances provide good lawyers for a variety of civil
liberty cases such as censorship, denial of permits to demonstrations, and the
like. But beware of their tendency to win the legal point while losing the
case. Here is a list of some of their larger offices.
• ALABAMA
- Box 1972, University, Alabama 35486
• CALIFORNIA
- ACLU of Northern California, 503 Market St.,
• SAN
FRANCISCO, CA - 94105 (EX 2-4692)
• COLORADO
- 1452 Pennsylvania St., Denver, Colorado 80203 (303-TA5-2930)
• GEORGIA
- 5 Forsyth St. N.W., Atlanta, Georgia 30303 (404-523-5398)
• ILLINOIS
- 6 S. Clark, Chicago, Illinois 60603 (312-236-5564)
• MICHIGAN
- 234 State St., Detroit, Mich. 48226 (313-961-4662)
• MONTANA
- 2707 Glenwood Land, Billings, Montana 59102 (406-651-2328)
• NEW
MEXICO - 131 La Vega S.W., Albuquerque, New Mexico 87105 (505-877-5286)
• NEW
YORK - 156 Fifth Ave., New York, NY 10010 (212-WA9-6076)
• NORTH
DAKOTA - Ward County (Minot), Box 1000, Minot, North Dakota 58701
(702-838-0381)
• OHIO
- Suite 200, 203 E. Broad St., Columbus, Ohio 43215
• WASHINGTON,
DC - (NCACLU) 1424 16th St. NW, Suite 501,
• WASHINGTON,
DC - 20036 (202-483-3830) (202-483-3830)
• WEST
VIRGINIA - 1228 Seventh St., Huntington, West Virginia 25701
• WISCONSIN
- 1840 N. Farwell Ave., Rm. 303, Milwaukee, Wisc. 53202 (414-272-4032)
To obtain a complete list of all
the ACLU chapters, write: American Civil Liberties Union, 156 5th Avenue, New
York, NY 10010, or call them at (212) WA 9-6076.
JOIN THE ARMY OF YOUR CHOICE
The first rule of our new Nation
prohibits any of us from serving in the army of a foreign power with which we
do not have an alliance. Since we exist in a state of war with the Pig Empire,
we all have a responsibility to beat the draft by any means necessary.
First check out your medical
history. Review every chronic or long-term illness you ever had. Be sure to put
down all the serious infections like mono or hep. Next, make note of your
physical complications. When you have assembled a complete list, get a copy of
Physical Deferments or one of the other draft counseling manuals and see if you
qualify. If you have a legitimate deferment, document it with a letter from a
doctor.
The next best deal is a
Conscientious Objection status (C.O.) or a psychiatric deferment (psycho). The
laws have been getting progressively broader in defining C.O. status during the
past few year s. The most recent being, "sincere moral objections to
war," without necessarily a belief in a supreme being. There are general
guidelines sent out by the National Office of Selective Service that say it is
a matter of conscience. The decision, however, is still pretty much in the
hands of the local board. Visit a Draft Counseling Center if you feel you have
a chance for this type of story. They'll know how your local board tends to
rule. There are still some more cases to be heard by the Supreme Court before
objection to a particular war is allowed or disallowed. It is not grounds for
deferment as of now.
Psychos are our specialty.
Chromosome damage has totally wiped out our minds when it comes to
concentrating on killing innocent people in Asia. When you get your invite to
join the army, there are lots of ways you can prepare yourself mentally. Begin
by staggering up to a cop and telling him you don't know who you are or where
you live. He'll arrange for you to be chauffeured to the nearest mental
hospital. There you repeat your performance, dropping the clue that you have
used LSD in the past, but you aren't sure if you're on it now or not. In due
time, they'll put you up for the night. When morning comes, you bounce out of
bed, remember who you are, swear you'll never drop acid again and thank
everyone who took care of you. Within a few hours, you'll be discharged. Don't
be uptight about thinking how they'll lock you up forever cause you really are
nuts. The hospitals measure victories by how quickly they can throw you out the
door. They are all overcrowded anyway.
In most areas, a one-night stand
in a mental hospital is enough to convince the shrink at the induction center
that you're capable of eating the flesh of a colonel. Just before you go, see a
sympathetic psychiatrist and explain your sad mental shape. He'll get
verification that you did time in a hospital and include it in his letter, that
you'll take along to the induction center.
When you get to the physical
examination, a high point in any young man's life, there are lots of things
working in your favor. Here, long hair helps; the army doesn't want to bother
with trouble-makers. Remember this even though a tough looking sergeant runs
down bullshit about "how they're gonna fix your ass" and
"anybody with a trigger finger gets passed." He's just auditioning
for the Audie Murphy movies, so don't believe anything he lays down.
Talk to the other guys about how
rotten the war in Vietnam is and how if you get forced to go, you'll end up
shooting some officers. Tell them you'd like the training so you can come back
and take up with the Weathermen.
Check off as many items as can't
be verified when given the forms. Suicide, dizzy spells, bed-wetting, dope
addiction, homosexuality, hepatitis. Be able to drop a few symptoms on the
psychiatrist to back up your story of rejection by a cold and brutal society
that was indifferent, from a domineering father that beat you, and mother that
didn't understand anything. Be able to trace your history of bad family
relationships, your taking to the streets at 15 and eventually your getting
"hooked." Let him "pry" things out of you if possible. Show
him your letter if you had the foresight to get one.
Practice a good story before you
go for the physical with someone who has already beat the system. If your local
board is fucked up, you can transfer to an area that disqualifies almost
everyone who wants out, such as the New York City boards. If you can't think of
anything you can always get FUCK ARMY tattooed on the outside of the baby
finger of your right hand and give the tough sergeant a snappy salute and a
hearty "yes sir!"*
*If unfortunately you get hauled
in. The Army gives you a life insurance policy. By making Dan Berrigan or
Angela Davis the beneficiary you might avoid front-line duty.
CANADA, SWEDEN & POLITICAL
ASYLUM
If you've totally fucked up your
chances of getting a deferment or already are in the service and considering
ditching, there are some things that you should know about asylum.
There are three categories of
countries that you should be interested in if you are planning to ship out to
avoid the draft or a serious prison term. The safest countries are those with
which Amerika has mutual offense treaties such as Cuba, North Korea and those
behind the so-called Iron Curtain. The next safest are countries unfriendly to
the U.S. but suffer the possibility of a military coup which might radically
affect your status. Cambodia is a recent example of a border-line country. Some
cats hijacked a ship bound for Vietnam and went to Cambodia where they were
granted asylum. Shortly thereafter the military with a good deal of help from
the CIA, took over and now the cats are in jail. Algeria is currently a popular
sanctuary in this category.
Sweden will provide political
asylum for draft dodgers and deserters. It helps to have a passport, but even
that isn't necessary since they are required by their own laws to let you in.
There are now about 35,000 exiles from the Pig Empire living in Sweden. The
American Deserters Committee, Upplandsgaten 18, Stockholm, phone 08-344663,
will provide you with immediate help, contacts and procedural information once
you get there. If you enter as a tourist with a passport, you can just go to
the local police station, state you are seeking asylum and fill out a form.
It's that sample. They stamp your passport and this allows you to hustle rent
and food from the Swedish Social Bureau. It takes six months for you to get
working papers that will permit you to get employment, but you can live on
welfare until then with no hassle. The following places can be contacted, for
additional help. They are all in Stockholm:
• Reverend
Tom Hayes 82-42-11 or 21-45-86
• Kristina
Nystrom of the Social Bureau 08-230570
• Bengt
Suderstrom 31-84-32 (legal)
• Hans-Goran
Franck 10-25-02(legal)
Canada does not offer political
asylum but they do not support the U.S. foreign policy in Southeast Asia so
they allow draft dodgers and deserters to the current tune of 50,000 to live
there unmolested. Do not tell the officials at the border that you are a
deserter or draft dodger, as they will turn you in. Pose as a visitor. To work
in Canada you have to qualify for landed immigration status under a point
system.
There will be a number of
background questions asked and you have to score 50 points or better to pass
and qualify. You get one point for each year of formal education, 10 points if you
have a professional skill, 10 points for being between 18-35 years of age, more
points for having a Canadian home and job waiting for you, for knowing English
or French and a whopping 15 points for having a stereotyped middle class
appearance and life-style. Letters from a priest or rabbi will help here. Some
entry points are easier than others. Kingsgate, for example, just north of
Montana is very good on weekdays after 10:00 P.M.
The best approach if you are
considering going to Canada is to write or, better still, visit the Montreal
Council to Aid War Resisters, Case Postale 5, Westmount, Montreal, 215 Quebec
or American Deserters Committee, 3837 Blvd., Saint Laurent, St. Louis, Montreal
3, Quebec. They will provide you with the latest info on procedures and the
problems of living in Canada as a war resister. If you can't make it up there,
see a local anti-war organization for counseling. If you are already in the
army, you should find out all you need to know before you ditch. It's best to
cross the border while you're on leave as it might mean the difference between
going AWOL and desertion if you decide to come back. In any event, no one
should renounce their citizenship until they have qualified for landed
immigration status as that would classify the person as a non-resident and make
it possible for the Canadian police to send you back, which on a few rare
occasions has happened.
Because there have been few cases
of fugitives from the U.S. seeking political asylum, there is not a clear and
ample formula that can be stated. Germany, France, Belgium and Sweden will
often offer asylum for obvious political cases but each case must be considered
individually. Go there incognito. Contact a movement organization or lawyer and
have them make application to the government. Usually they will let you stay if
you promise not to engage in political organizing in their country. In any
event if they deport you these countries are good enough to let you pick the
country to which you desire to be sent.
We feel it's our obligation to
let people know that life in exile is not all a neat deal, not by a long shot.
You are removed from the struggle here at home, the problems of finding work
are immense and the customs of the people are strange to you. Most people are
unhappy in exile. Many return, some turn themselves in and others come back to
join the growing radical underground making war in the belly of the great white
whale.
Steal Now, Pay Never
SHOPLIFTING
This section presents some
general guidelines on thievery to put you ahead of the impulse swiping. With
some planning ahead, practice and a little nerve, you can pick up on some
terrific bargains.
Being a successful shoplifter
requires the development of an outlaw mentality. When you enter a store you should
already have cased the joint so don't browse around examining all sorts of
items, staring over your shoulder and generally appearing like you're about to
snatch something and are afraid of getting caught. Enter, having a good idea of
what you want and where it's located.
Camouflage is important. Be sure
you dress the part by looking like an average customer. If you are going to
rip-off expensive stores (why settle for less), act like you have a chauffeur
driven car double parked around the corner. A good rule is dress in the style
and price range of the clothes, etc., you are about to shoplift. The reason we
recommend the more expensive stores is that they tend to have less security
guards, relying instead on mechanical methods or more usually on just the sales
people. Many salespeople are uptight about carrying out a bust if they catch
you. A large number are thieves themselves, in fact one good way to steal is
simply explain to the salesclerk that you're broke and ask if you can take
something without paying. It's a great way to radicalize shop personnel by
rapping to them about why they shouldn't give a shit if the boss gets ripped
off.
The best time to work out is on a
rainy, cold day during a busy shopping season. Christmas holiday is a
shoplifter's paradise. In these periods you can wear heavy overcoats or loose
raincoats without attracting suspicion. The crowds of shoppers will keep the
nosy "can-I-help-you's" from fucking up your style.
Since you have already checked
out the store before hitting it, you'll know the store's
"blind-spots" where you can be busy without being observed too
easily. Dressing rooms, blind alley aisles and washrooms are some good spots.
Know where the cashier's counter is located, where the exits to the street and
storage rooms are to be found, and most important, the type of security system
in use.
If you are going to snatch in the
dressing room, be sure to carry more than one item in with you. Don't leave
tell-tale empty hangers behind. Take them out and ditch them in the aisles.
An increasingly popular method of
security is a small shoplifting plastic detector attached to the price tag. It
says "Do Not Remove" and if you do, it electronically triggers an
alarm in the store. If you try to make it out the door, it also trips the alarm
system. When a customer buys the item, the cashier removes the detector with a
special deactivation machine. When you enter the store, notice if the door is
rigged with electronic eyes. They are often at the waist level, which means if
the item is strapped to your calf or tucked under your hat, you can walk out
without a peep from the alarm. If you trigger the alarm either inside the store
or at the threshold, just dash off lickety-split. The electronic eyes are often
disguised as part of the decor. By checking to see what the cashier does with
merchandise bought, you can be sure if the store is rigged. Other methods are
undercover pigs that look like shoppers, one-way mirrors and remote control
television cameras. Undercover pigs are expensive so stores are usually
understaffed. Just watch out (without appearing to watch out) that no one
observes you in action. As to mirrors and cameras there are always blind spots
in a store created when displays are moved around, counters shifted, and boxes
piled in the aisles. Mirrors and cameras are rarely adjusted to fit these
changes. Don't get turned off by this security jazz. The percentage of stores
that have sophisticated security systems such as those described is very small.
If you work out at lunch time, the security guards and many of the sales
personnel will be out of the store. Just before closing is also good, because
the clerks are concentrating on going home.
By taking only one or two items,
you can prevent a bust if caught by just acting like a dizzy klepto socialite
getting kicks or use the "Oh-gee-I-forgot-to-pay" routine. Stores
don't want to hassle going into court to press charges, so they usually let you
go after you return the stuff. If you thought ahead, you'll have some cash ready
to pay for the items you've pocketed, if caught. Leave your I.D. and phone book
at home before going shopping. People rarely go to jail for shoplifting, most
if caught never even see a real cop. Just lie like a fucker and the most you'll
get is a lecture on law and order and a warning not to come back to that store
or else.
TECHNIQUES
The lining of a bulky overcoat or
loose raincoat can be elaborately outfitted with a variety of custom-made large
pockets. The openings to these pockets are not visible since they are inside
the coat. The outside pockets can be torn out leaving only the opening or slit.
Thus you can reach your hand (at counter level) through the slit in your coat
and drop objects into the secret pockets sewn into the lining. Pants can also
be rigged with secret pockets. The idea is to let your fingers do the walking
through the slit in your coat, while the rest of the body remains the casual
browser. You'll be amazed at how much you can tuck away without any noticeable
bulge.
Another method is to use a hidden
belt attached to the inside of your coat or pants. The belt is specially
designed with hooks or clothespins to which items can be discretely attached.
Ditching items into hidden pockets requires a little cunning. You should
practice before a mirror until you get good at it.
A good idea is to work with a
partner. Dig this neat duet. A man and woman walk into a store together looking
like a respectable husband and wife. The man purchases a good belt or shirt and
engages the salesman in some distracting conversation as he rings up the sale.
Meanwhile, back in the aisle, "wife" is busy rolling up two or three
suits. Start from the bottom while they are still on the rack and roll them up,
pants and jackets together, the way you would roll a sleeping bag. The sleeves
are tied around the roll making a neat little bundle. The bundle is then tucked
between your thighs. The whole operation takes about a minute and with some
practice you can walk for hours with a good size bundle between your legs and
not appear like you just shit in your pants. Try this with a coat on in front
of a mirror and see how good you get at it.
Another team method is for one or
more partners to distract the sales clerks while the other stuffs. There are
all sorts of theater skits possible. One person can act drunk or better still
appear to be having an epileptic fit. Two people can start a fight with each
other. There are loads of ways, just remember how they do it in the next spy
movie you see.
One of the best gimmicks around
is the packaging technique. Once you have the target item in hand, head for the
fitting room or other secluded spot. Take out a large piece of gift wrapping
and ribbon. Quickly wrap up the item so it will look like you brought it in
with you. Many stores have their own bags and staple the cash register receipt
to the top of the bag when you make a purchase. Get a number of these bags by
saving them if you make a purchase or dropping around to the receiving
department with a request for some bags for your Christmas play or something.
Next collect some sales receipts, usually from the sidewalk or trash cans in
front of the store. Buy or rip-off a small pocket stapler for less than a
dollar. When you get the item you want, drop it in the bag and staple it
closed, remembering to attach the receipt. This is an absolutely perfect method
and takes just a few seconds. It eliminates a lot of unsightly bulges in your
coat and is good for warm-weather heisting.
A dummy shopping bag can be
rigged with a bit of ingenuity. The idea is to make it look like the bag is
full when there's still lots of room left. Use strips of cardboard taped to the
inside of the bag to give it some body. Remember to carry it like it's filled
with items, not air. Professional heisters often use a "booster box,"
usually a neatly wrapped empty package with one end that opens upon touch. This
is ideal for electrical appliances, jewelry, and even heavy items such as
portable television sets. The trick side can be fitted with a spring door so
once the toaster is inside the door slams shut. Don't wear a black hat and cape
and go around waving a wand yelling "Abracadabra," just be your usual
shlep shopper self. If you can manage it, the trick side just can be an opening
without a trick door. Just carry the booster box with the open side pressed
against your body. Briefcases, suitcases and other types of carrying devices
can all be made to hold items. Once you have something neatly tucked away in a
bag or box, it's pretty hard to prove you didn't come in with it.
ON THE JOB
By far the easiest and most
productive method of stealing is on the job. Wages paid to delivery boys, sales
clerks, shippers, cashiers and the like are so insulting that stealing really
is a way of maintaining self-respect. If you are set on stealing the store dry
when you apply for the job, begin with your best foot forward. Make what
employment agencies call a "good appearance." Exude cleanliness,
Godliness, sobriety and all the other WASPy virtues third grade teachers insist
upon. Building up a good front will eliminate suspicion when things are
"missing."
Mail clerks and delivery boys can
work all sorts of neat tricks. When things get a little slow, type up some
labels addressed to yourself or to close friends and play Santa Claus. Wrap
yourself a few packages or take one that is supposed to go to a customer and
put your label over theirs. Blame it on the post office or on the fact that
"things get messed up `cause of all the bureaucracy." It's great to
be the one to verbalize the boss's own general feelings before he does when
something goes awry. The best on-the-job crooks always end up getting promoted.
Cashiers and sales persons who
have access to money can pick up a little pocket change without too much
effort, no matter how closely they are watched by supervisors. Women can make
use of torn hems to stash coins and bills. Men can utilize cuffs. Both can use
shoes and don't forget those secret little pockets you learned about in the
last section. If you ring up items on a cash register, you can easily mistake
$1.39 for 39¢ or $1.98 for 98¢ during the course of a hectic day. Leave pennies
on the top shelf of the cash register and move one to the far right side every
time you skip a dollar. That way at the end of the day, you'll know how much to
pocket and won't have to constantly be stuffing, stuffing, stuffing.
If you pick up trash or clean up,
you can stick all sorts of items into wastebaskets and later sneak them out of
the store.
There are many ways of working
heists with partners who pose as customers. See the sections on free food and
clothing for these. There are also ways of working partnerships on the job. A
cashier at a movie theater and a doorman can work out a system where the
doorman collects the tickets and returns them to the cashier to sell again.
A neat way to make a large haul
is to get a job through an agency as a domestic for some rich slob. You should
use a phony identification when you sign up at the agency. Once you are busy
dusting the town house, check around for anything valuable to be taken home.
Pick up the phone, order all sorts of merchandise, and have it delivered. A
friend with a U-haul can help you really clean up.
CREDIT CARDS
Any discussion of shoplifting and
forgeries inevitably leads to a rap on credit cards; those little shiny plastic
wonder passes to fantasy land that are rendering cash obsolete. There are many
ways to land a free credit card. You can get one yourself if your credit is
good, or from a friend: report it stolen and go on a binge around town. Sign
your name a little funny. Super underworld types might know where you can
purchase a card that's not too hot on the black market. You might heist one at
a fashionable party or restaurant. If you're a hat check girl at a night club,
don't forget to check out pockets and handbags for plastic goodies.*
Finally, you can redo a
legitimate card with a new number and signature and be sure that it's on no
one's "hot list." Begin by removing the ink on the raised letters
with any polyester resin cleaner. Next, the plastic card should be held against
a flat iron until the raised identification number is melted. You can use a
razor blade to shave off rough spots. This combination of razor blade and hot
iron, when worked skillfully, will produce a perfect blank card. When the card
is smooth as new, reheat it using the flat iron and press an addressograph
plate into the soft plastic. The ink can be replaced by matching the original
at any stationary store. If this is too hard, you can buy machines to make your
own credit cards, which are made for small department stores. Granted, this
method is going require some expertise, but once you've learned to successfully
forge a credit card, buy every item imaginable, eat fancy meals, and even get
real money from a bank.
*The absolute best method is to
have an accomplice working in the post office rip off the new cards that are
mailed out. They get to know quickly which envelopes contain new credit cards.
Since the person never receives the card it never dawns on them to report it
stolen. This gives you at least a solid month of carefree spending and your
signature will be perfect.
Whether your credit card is
stolen, borrowed or forged, you still have to follow some guidelines to get
away without any hassle. Know the store's checking method before you pass the
hot card. Most stores have a fifty-dollar limit where they only call upstairs
on items costing fifty dollars or more. In some stores it's less. Some places
have a Regiscope system that takes your picture with each purchase. You should
always carry at least one piece of back-up identification to use with the phony
card as the clerk might get suspicious if you don't have any other ID. They can
check out a "hot list" that the credit card companies send out
monthly, so if you're uptight about anything watch the clerk's movements at all
times. If things get tight, just split real quick. Often, even if a clerk or
boss thinks it's a phony, they'll OK the sale anyway since the credit card
companies make good to the stores on all purchases; legit or otherwise.
Similarly, the insurance companies make good to the credit companies and so on
until you get to a little group of hard working elves in the basement of the
U.S. Mint who do nothing but print free money and lie to everybody about there
being tons of gold at Fort Knox to back up their own little forging operation.
Monkey Warfare
If you like Halloween, you'll
love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other
children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which
will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the
needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue.
Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of
rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have
about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks,
parking meters, and telephones. You can fuck up the companies that use IBM
cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra
hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you
return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send
you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system.
Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way
if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to
fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or
portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus
erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either.
Another good bit is to rent a
safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That
usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a
box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and
return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about
it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small
investment. It's going to be almost impossible to trace and besides, they can
never open the box without your permission. Since you don't exist, they'll have
no alternative but to move away. Invest in the Stank of Amerika savings
program. Just check out Lake Erie and you'll see saving fish isn't such a dumb
idea. If you get caught, tell them you inherited the fish from your grandmother
and it has sentimental value.
There are lots of things you can
send banks, draft boards and corporations that contribute to pollution via the
mails. It is possible to also have things delivered. Have a hearse and flowers
sent to the chief of police. We know someone who had a truckload of cement
dumped in the driveway of her boss under the fib that the driveway was going to
be repaved.
By getting masses of people to
use electricity, phones or water at a given time, you can fuck up some
not-so-public utility. The whole problem is getting the word out. For example,
10,000 people turning on all their electrical appliances and lights in their
homes at a given time can cause a blackout in any major city. A hot summer day
at about 3:00 PM is best. Five thousand people calling up Washington, D.C. at
3:00 PM on a Friday (one of the busiest hours) ties up the major trunk lines
and really puts a cramp in the government's style of carrying on. Call (202)
555-1212, which is information and you won't even have to pay for the call. If
you call a government official, ask some questions like "How many kids did
you kill today?" or "What kind of liquor do Congressmen drink?"
or offer to take Teddy Kennedy for a ride. A woman can cause some real
excitement by calling a Congressman's office and screaming "Tell that
bastard he forgot to meet Irene at the motel this afternoon."
A Washington call-in would work
even better by phoning direct to homes of the big boys. For starters you can
call collect the following*:
• Richard
M. Nixon - El Presidente - (202) 456-1444
• Spiro
T. Agnew - El Toro - (202) 265-2000 ext. 6400
• John
N. Mitchell - El Butcher - (202) 965-2900
• Melvin
R. Laird - El Defendo - (301) 652-4449
• Henry
A. Kissinger - El Exigente - (202) 337-0042
• William
P. Rogers - El Crapper - (301) 654-7125
• General
Earl G. Wheeler - El Joint Bosso - (703) 527-6119
• General
William C. Westmoreland - El Pollutoni - (703) 527-6999
• Richard
M. Helms - El Assassin - (301) 652-4122
• John
N. Chafee-El Sinko Swimmi-(703) 536-5411
*Any group who elopes with any of
the persons listed is entitled to a free copy of this book. Anyone who parlays
all 10 in a lift-off can have all the royalties. Send ears for verification.
A great national campaign can be
promoted that asks people to protest the presidential election farces on
Inauguration Day. When a president says "So help me God," rush in and
flush the toilet. A successful Flush for God campaign can really screw up the
water system.
If you want to give Ma Bell an
electric permanent, consider this nasty. Cut the female device off an ordinary
extension cord and expose the two wires. Unscrew the mouthpiece on the phone
and remove the voice amplifier. You will see a red and a black wire attached to
two terminals. Attach each of the wires from the extension cord to each one
from the phone. Next plug in the extension cord to a wall socket. What you are
doing is sending 120 volts of electricity back through equipment which is built
for only volts. You can knock off thousands of phones, switchboards and devices
if all goes right. It's best to do this on the phone in a large office building
or university. You certainly will knock out their fuses. Unfortunately, at home
your own phone will probably be knocked out of commission. If that happens,
simply call up the business office and complain. They'll give you a new phone
just the way they give the other seven million people that requested them that
day.
Remember, January is Alien
Registration Month, so don't forget to fill out an application at the Post
Office, listing yourself as a citizen of Free Nation. Then when they ask you to
"Love it or leave it," tell them you already left!
Piece Now
It's ridiculous to talk about a
revolution without a few words on guns. If you haven't been in the army or done
some hunting, you probably have a built-in fear against guns that can only be
overcome by familiarizing yourself with them.
HANDGUNS
There are two basic types of
handguns or pistols: the revolver carries a load of 5 or 6 bullets in a
"revolving" chamber. The automatic usually holds the same number, but
some can hold up to 14 bullets. Also, in the automatic the bullets can be
already packed in a magazine which quickly snaps into position in the handle.
The revolver must be reloaded one bullet at a time. An automatic can jam on
rare occasions, or misfire, but with a revolver you just pull the trigger and
there's a new bullet ready to fire. Despite pictures of Roy Rogers blasting a
silver dollar out of the sky, handguns are difficult to master a high degree of
accuracy with and are only good at short ranges. If you can hit a pig-size
object at 25 yards, you've been practicing.
Among automatics, the Colt 45 is
a popular model with a long record of reliability. A good popular favorite is a
Parabellum 9 mm, which has the advantage of a double action on the first shot,
meaning that the hammer does not have to be cocked, making possible a quick
first shot without carrying a cocked gun around. By the way, do not bother with
any handgun smaller than a .38 caliber, because cartridges smaller than that
are too weak to be effective.
Revolvers come in all sizes and
makes, as do automatics. The most highly recommended are the .38 Special and
the .357 Magnum. Almost all police forces use the .38 Special. They are light,
accurate and the small-frame models are easy to conceal. If you get one, use
high velocity hollow pointed bullets, such as the Speer DWM (146 grain h.p.) or
the Super Vel (110 grain h.p.). The hollow point shatters on contact, insuring
a kill to the not-so-straight shooters. Smith and Wesson makes the most popular
.38 Special. The Charter Arms is a favorite model. The .357 Magnum is an
extremely powerful handgun. You can shoot right through the wall of a thick
door with one at a distance of 20 yards. It has its own ammo, but can also use
the bullets designed for the .38. Both guns are about the same in price,
running from $75-$100 new. An automatic generally runs about $25 higher.
RIFLES
There are two commonly available
types of rifles; the bolt action and the semi-automatic. War surplus bolt
action rifles are cheap and usually pretty accurate, but have a slower rate of
fire than a semi-automatic. A semi-automatic is preferable in nearly all cases.
The M-1 carbine is probably the best semi-automatic for the money (about $80).
It's light, short, easy to handle and has only the drawback of a cartridge
that's a little underpowered. Among bolt actions, the Springfield, Mauser,
Royal Enfield, Russian 7.62, and the Lee Harvey Oswald Special, the
Mannlicher-Carcano, are all good buys for the money (about $20).
One of the best semi-automatics
is the AR-18, which is the civilian version of the military M-16. In general,
this is a fantastic gun with a high rate of fire, minimal recoil, high
accuracy, light weight, and easy maintenance. If kept clean, it will rarely
jam, and the bullet has astounding stopping power. It sells for around $225.
SHOTGUNS
The shotgun is the ideal defensive
weapon. It's perfect for the vamping band of pigs or hard-heads that tries to
lynch you. Being a good shot isn't that necessary because a shotgun shoots a
bunch of lead pellets that spread over a wide range as they leave the barrel.
There are two common types: the pump action and the semi-automatic. Single shot
types and double-barrel types do not have a high enough rate of fire for
self-defense.
The pump action is easy to use
and reliable. It usually holds about five shells in a tube underneath the barrel.
For self-defense you should use 00 buckshot shells. Shotguns come in various
gauges, but you will want the largest commonly available, the 12 gauge. The
Mossberg Model 500 A is a super weapon in this category which sells for about
$90. When buying one, try to get a shotgun with a barrel as short as possible
up to the legal limit of 18 inches. It is easy to cut down a longer barrel,
too. This increases the area sprayed.
The semi-automatic gun is not
used too much for self-defense, as they usually hold only three shells. With
some practice, you can shoot a pump nearly as fast as a semi-automatic, and
they are much cheaper. See the gun books catalogued in the Appendix for more
information.
There are many other good guns
available, and a great deal to know about choosing the right gun for the right
situation. Reading a little right wing gun literature will help.
OTHER WEAPONS
If you are around a military
base, you will find it relatively easy to get your hands on an M-79 grenade
launcher, which is like a giant shotgun and is probably the best self-defense
weapon of all time. Just inquire discreetly among some long-haired soldiers.
TRAINING
Owning a gun ain't shit unless
you know how to use it. They make a hell of a racket when fired so you just
can't work out in your den or cellar except with a BB gun, which is good in
between real practice sessions. Find a buddy who served in the military or is
into hunting or target-shooting and ask him to teach you the fundamentals of
gun handling and safety. If you're over 18, you can practice on one of your
local firing ranges. Look them up in the Yellow Pages, call and see if they
offer instructions. They are usually pretty cheap to use. In an hour, you can
learn the basics you need to know about guns and the rest is mostly practice,
practice, just like in the westerns. Contact the National Rifle Association,
Washington D.C. and ask for information on forming a gun club. If you can, you
are entitled to great discounts, have no trouble using ranges and get excellent
info on all matters relating to weapons.
A secluded place in the country
outside city limits, makes an ideal range for practicing. Shoot at positioned
targets. A good idea is to blow up balloons and attach them to pieces or boxes.
Position yourself downstream alongside a running brook. A partner can go
upstream and release the balloons into the water. As they rush downstream, they
simulate an attacker charging you and make excellent moving targets. Watch out
for ricochetting bullets. Have any bystander stand by behind you. A clothesline
with a pulley attachment can be rigged up to also allow practice with a moving
target.
GUN LAWS
Once you decide to get a gun,
check out the local laws. There are federal ones, but they're not stricter than
any state ordinance. If you're unsure about the laws, send 75¢ to the U.S.
Government Printing Office for the manual called Published Ordinances:
Firearms. It runs down the latest on all state laws. In most states you can buy
a rifle or shotgun just for the bread from a store or individual if you are
over 18 years old. You can get a handgun when you can prove you're over 21,
although you generally need a special permit to carry it concealed on your
person or in your car. A concealed weapon permit is pretty hard to get unless you're
part of the establishment. You can keep a handgun in your home, though. It's
also generally illegal to walk around with a loaded gun of any type. Once you
get the hang of using a gun, you'll never want to go back to the old
peashooter.
The Underground
Amerika is just another Latin
dictatorship. Those who have doubts, should try the minimal experience of
organizing a large rock festival in their state*, sleeping on some beach in the
summer or wearing a flag shirt. Ask the blacks what it's been like living under
racism and you'll get a taste of the future we face. As the repression
increases so will the underground-deadly groups of stoned revolutionaries
sneaking around at night and balling all day. As deadly as their southern
comrades the Tupamaros. Political trials will only occur when the heavy folks
are caught. Too many sisters and brothers have been locked up for long
stretches having maintained a false faith in the good will of the court system.
Instead, increased numbers have chosen to become fugitives from injustice:
Bernadine Dohrn, Rap Brown, Mark Rudd, hundreds of others. Some including
Angela Davis, Father Berrigan and Pun Plamondon have been apprehended and
locked in cages, but most roam freely and actively inside the intestines of the
system. Their growth leads to persistent indigestion for those who sit at the
tables of power. As they form into active isolated cells they make apprehension
difficult. Soon the FBI will have a Thousand Most Wanted List. Our heroes will
be hunted like beasts in the jungle. Anyone who provides information leading to
the arrest of a fugitive is a traitor.
*Unless you want to use our music
to attack our politics as the governor of Oregon did to drain support away from
demonstrations against the AmeriKKKan Legion. In such a situation the concert
should be sabotaged along with political education as to why such an action has
been taken. Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics.
Well fellow reader, what will you
do when Rap or Bernadine call up and ask to crash for the night? What if the
Armstrong Brothers want to drop some acid at your pad or Kathy Boudin needs
some bread to keep on truckin'? The entire youth culture, everyone who smiles
secretly when President Agnew and General Mitchell refer to the growing number
of "hot-headed revolutionaries", all the folks who hope the Cong
wins, who cheer the Tupamaros on, who want to exchange secret handshakes with
the Greek resistance movement, who say "It's about time" when the
pigs get gunned down in the black community, all of us have an obligation to
support the underground. They are the vanguard of our revolution and in a sense
this book is dedicated to their courage.
If you see a fugitive's picture
on the post office wall take it home for a souvenir. But watch out, because
this is illegal. Soon the FBI will be printing all our posters for free. Right
on, FBI! Print up wanted posters of the war criminals in Washington and
undercover agents (be absolutely sure) and put them up instead. Since the folks
underground move freely among us, we must be totally cool if by chance we
recognize a fugitive through their disguise. If they deem it necessary to
contact you, they will make the first move. If you are very active in the
aboveground movement, chances are you are being watched or tapped and it would
be foolhardy to make contact. The underground would be meaningless without the
building of a massive community with corresponding political goals. People
above ground demonstrate their love for fugitives by continuing and intensifying
their own commitment.
If the FBI or local subversive
squad of the police department is asking a lot of questions about certain
fugitives, get the word out. Call your underground paper or make the
announcement at large movement gatherings or music festivals; the grapevine
will pass information on to those that need to know.
If you're forced to go
underground, don't think you need to link up with the more well-known groups
such as the Weathermen. If you go under with some close friends, stick together
if it's possible. Build contacts with aboveground people that are not that well
known to the authorities and can be totally trusted.
You should change the location in
which you operate and move to a place where the heat on yon won't be as heavy.
A good disguise should be worked out. The more information the authorities have
on you and the heavier the charges determine how complete your disguise should
be. There are some good tips in the books on make-up listed in the Appendix.
Only in rare cases is it necessary to abandon the outward appearance of
belonging to the youth culture. In fact, even J. Edgar Freako admits that our
culture is our chief defense. To infiltrate the youth culture means becoming
one of us. For an FBI agent to learn an ideological cover is a highly
disciplined organization is relatively easy. To penetrate the culture means
changing the way they live. The typical agent would stand out like Jimmy
Stewart in a tribe of Apaches.
In the usual case the authorities
do not look for a fugitive in the sense of carrying on a massive manhunt.
Generally, people are caught for breaking some minor offense and during the
routine arrest procedure, their fingerprints give them away. Thus for a
fugitive having good identification papers being careful about violations such
as speeding or loitering, and not carrying weapons or bombing manuals become an
important part of the security. It is also a good idea to have at least a
hundred dollars cash on you at all times. Often even if you are arrested you
can bail yourself out and split long before the fingerprints or other
identification checks are completed.
If by some chance you are placed
on the "10 Most Wanted List" that is a signal that the FBI are indeed
conducting a manhunt. It is also the hint that they have uncovered some clues
and feel confident they can nab you soon. The List is a public relations
gimmick that Hooper, or whatever his name is, dreamed up to show the FBI as
super sleuths, and compliment the bullshit image of them that Hollywood lays down.
Most FBI agents are southerners who majored in accounting or some other
creative field. When you are placed on the List, go deeper underground. It may
become necessary to curtail your activities for a while. The manhunt lasts only
as long as you are newsworthy since the FBI is very media conscious. Change
your disguise, identification and narrow your circle of contacts. In a few
months, when the heat is off, you'll be able to be more active, but for the
time, sit tight.
IDENTIFICATION PAPERS
An amateur photographer or
commercial artist with good processing equipment can make passable phony
identification papers. Using a real I.D. card, mask out the name, address, and
signature with thin strips of paper the same color as the card itself. Do a
neat gluing job. Next, photograph the card using bright overhead lighting to
avoid shadows, or xerox it. Use a paper of a color and weight as close to the
real thing as you can get. If you use phony state and city papers such as birth
certificate or driver's license, choose a state that is far away from the area
in which you are located. Have a complete understanding of all the information
you are forging. Dates, cities, birthdays and other data are often part of a
coding system. Most are easy to figure out simply by studying a few similar
authentic cards.
Almost all I.D. cards use one or
another IBM Selectric type to fill in the individual's papers. You can buy the
exact model used by federal and state agencies for less than $20.00 and install
the ball in 5 seconds on any Selectric machine. When you finish the typing
operation, sign your new name and trim the card to the size you want. Rub some
dirt on the card and bend it a little to eliminate its newness.
Another method is to obtain a set
of papers from a close friend of similar characteristics. Your friend can
replace the originals without too much trouble. In both cases it might be
advisable to get authentic papers using the phonies you have in your
possession. In some states getting a license or voting registration card is
very easy. Library cards and other supplementary I.D.'s are simple to get. A
passport should not be attempted until you definitely have made up your mind to
split the country. That way agencies have less time to check the information
and you can decide on the disguise to be used for the picture. Unless you
expect to get hotter than you are right now, in which case, get it now.
It is wise to have two sets of
identification to be on the safe side but never have both in your possession at
the same time. If you sense the authorities are close to mailing you and choose
to go underground, prepare all the identification papers well in advance and
store them in a secure place. Inform no one of your possible new identity.
Before you start passing phony I.D.'s
to cops, banks and passport offices, you should have experience with lesser
targets so you feel comfortable using them. There are stiff penalties for this
if you get caught. A few better methods than the ones listed above exist, but
we feel they should not be made this public. With a little imagination you'll
have no trouble. Dig!
COMMUNICATION
Living underground, like exile,
can be extremely lonely, especially during the initial adjustment period when
you have to reshuffle your living habits. Psychologically it becomes necessary
to maintain a few close contacts with other fugitives or folks aboveground.
This is also necessary if you plan to continue waging revolutionary struggle.
This means communication. If you contact persons or arrange for them to contact
you, be super cool. Don't rush into meetings. Stay OFF the phone! If you must,
use pay phones. Have the contact person go to a prescribed booth at prescribed
time. Knowing the phone number beforehand, you can call from another pay phone.
The pay phone system is superior to debugging devices and voice scramblers.
Even so, some pay phones, that local police suspect bookies use, are monitored.
Keep your calls short and
disguise your voice a bit. If you are a contact and the call does not come as
scheduled, don't panic. Perhaps the booth at the other end is occupied or the
phone you are on is out of order. In New York, the latter is usually true. Wait
a reasonable length of time and then go about your business. Another contact
will be made. Personal rendezvous should take place at places that are not
movement hangouts or heavy pig scenes. Intermediaries should be used to see if
anyone was followed. Just groove on a few good spy flicks and you'll figure it
all out.
Communicating to masses of people
above ground is very important. It drives the MAN berserk and gives hope to
comrades in the struggle. The most important message is that you are alive, in
good spirits and carrying on the struggle. The communications of the Weathermen
are brilliantly conceived. Develop a mailing list that you keep well hidden in
case of a bust. You can devise a system of mailing stuff in envelopes (careful
of fingerprints) inside larger envelopes to a trusted contact who will mail the
items from another location to further camouflage your area of operation. A
host of communication devices are available besides handwritten notes and typed
communications. Tape recorders are excellent but better still are video-tape
cassette machines. You can wear masks, do all kinds of weird theatrical stuff
and send the tapes to television stations. At times you might want to risk
being interviewed by a newsman, but this can be very dangerous unless you
conceive a super plan and have some degree of trust in the word of the
journalist. Don't forget a grand jury could be waiting for him with a six
months contempt or perjury charge when he admits contact and does not answer
their questions.
The only other advice is to dress
warm in the winter and cool in the summer, stay high and.
LIBERATION!
fuck new york
HOUSING
You can always sleep up in
Central Park during the daytime, although the muggers come out to play at
night. Free night crashing can be found in the waiting room of the Pennsylvania
Railroad station, 34th St. and 7th Ave. The cops will leave you alone until
about 7:00 AM when they kick you out. You can put your rucksack in a locker for
twenty-five cents to avoid it being ripped-off.
The Boys Emergency Shelter, 69
St. Marks Place, (777-1234) provides free room and board for males 16-20 years
of age. The Living Room can be found on the same block. It's a heavy religious
scene, but they will help with room and board. Their hours are 6:30 PM to 2:00
AM, phone 982-5988. Also on the Lower East Side is the Macauley Mission at 90
Lafayette St.
On the West Side, there's a poet
named Delworth at 125 Sullivan St. that houses kids if he's got room. The
Judson Memorial Church, Washington Square South always has one or more housing
programs going. If you're really hard up, try the Stranded Youth Program, 111 W.
31st St. (554-8897). Teenagers 16-20 are sent home; if you don't want to go
back but need room and board, give them phony identification.
The Graymoor Monastery (CA
6-2388) offers free room and board for young people in the country. They
provide transportation.
FOOD
Hunt's Point Market, Hunt's Point
Ave. and 138th St. in the Bronx will lay enough fruit and vegetables on your
family to last a week or more. Lettuce, squash, carrots, cantaloupe,
grapefruit, even artichokes and mushrooms all crated. You'll need a car or
truck and they only give stuff away in the early morning. Just tell them you're
doing a free food thing and it's yours. Outasight!
The large slaughterhouse area is
in the far West Village, west of Hudson and south of 14th St. Get a letter from
a clergyman saying you need meat for a church-sponsored meal.
The fish market is located on
Fulton and South Streets under the East River Drive overpass in lower
Manhattan. You can always manage to find some sympathetic fisherman early in
the morning who will lay as much fish on you as you can cart away.
If you pick up on a car, take a
trip to Long Island City. There you will find the Gordon Baking Company at
42-25 21st, Pepsi Cola at 4602 Fifth Ave., Borden Company at 35-10 Steinway St.
and Dannon Yogurt at 22-11 38th Ave. All four places give out samples for free
if you call or write ahead and explain how it's for a block party.
Along 2nd and 3rd Avenues on the
upper east side are a host of swank bars with free hors-d'oeuvres beginning at
five. All Longchamps are good, as is Max's Kansas City.
For real class, check the back
pages of the New York Times for ocean cruises and those swinging bon voyage
parties. If you look kind of straight or want to disguise yourself and see the
other half at it, sneak into conventions for drinks, snacks and all kinds of
free samples. Call the New York Convention Bureau, 90 E. 42nd St. MU 7-1300 for
info. You can also get free tickets to theater events here at 9:00 AM on
weekdays.
Other free meals can be gotten at
the various missions.
• Bowery
Mission - 227 Bowery (674-3456). Pray and eat from 4:00 to 6:00 PM only. Heavy
religious orientation.
• Catholic
Worker - 36 E. First St. Soup line from 10:00 to 11:00 AM. Clothes for women on
Thursday from 12:00 to 2:00 PM. Clothes for men after 2:00 PM weekdays.
Sometimes lodging.
• Holy
Name Center for Homeless Men - 18 Bleeker St. (CA 6-5848 or CA 6-2338) Clothes
and morning showers from 7:00 to 11:00 AM.
• Macauley
Mission - 90 Lafayette St. (CA 6-6214) Free room and board. Free food Saturdays
at 5:00 PM. Sometimes free clothes.
• Moravian
Church - 154 Lexington Ave. (MU 3-4219 or 533-3737) Free spaghetti dinner on
Tuesday at 1:00 PM.
• Quakers
- 328 E. 15th St. Meals at 6:00 PM Tuesdays.
• Wayward
- 287 Mercer St. Free meals nightly.
The International Society For
Krishna Consciousness is located at 41 Second Ave. Every morning at 7:00 AM a
delicious cereal breakfast is served free along with chanting and dancing. Also
at noon, more food and chanting and on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 PM,
again food and chanting. Then it's all day Sunday in Central Park Sheepmeadow
(generally) for still more chanting (sans food). Hari Krishna is the freest
high going if you can get into it and dig cereal and of course, more chanting.
The Paradox Restaurant, at 64 E.
7th St. is a neat cheap health joint that will give you a free meal if you help
peel shrimp or do the dishes.
MEDICAL CARE
The latest dope on family
planning and the new abortion law can be obtained from Planned Parenthood, 300
Park Ave. (777-2015). They provide a free directory on city-wide services in
this area. The Black Panther Free Health Clinic on 180 Sutter Ave. in Brooklyn
is radical medicine in action. If you ripped off this book, why not send them
or another group mentioned in this book a check so they can continue serving
the people. Two fantastic clinics on the Lower East Side are the St. Marks
People's Clinic at 44 St. Marks Place (533-9500), open weekdays 6-10 PM and
NENA at 290 E. Third St. (677-5040) which also functions as a switchboard for
the area.
The Beth Israel Teenage Clinic at
17th St. and 1st Ave. 673-3000 ext. 2424) services young people. Millie at the
Village Project, 88 2nd Ave. can arrange for free glasses. The New York
University Dental Clinic, 421 First Ave. will give you the cheapest dental care
in Gotham. Stuyvesant-Poly Clinic, 137 Second Ave. (674-0232) has an emergency
day clinic with the quickest service. Dial-a-freakout is 324-0707. Ambulance
service is at 440-1234. You ought to know the cops accompany ambulance calls.
The following is a list of the New York City Health Department Centers. They
provide a number of free services including X-rays, venereal examinations and
treatment, shots for children's diseases, vaccinations, tetanus shots and a
host of other services.
Manhattan
• Central
Harlem-2238 Fifth Ave. AU 3-1900
• East
Harlem-158 E. 115th St. TR 6-0300
• Lower
East Side-341 E. 25th St. MU 9-6353
• Manhattanville-21
Old Broadway MO 5-5900
• Morningside-264
W. 118th St. UN6-2500
• Washington
Heights-600 W. 168th St. WA 7-6300
Bronx
• Morrisania-
1309 Fulton St. WY 2-4200
• Mott
Haven-349 E. 140th St. MO 9-6010
• Tremont-Fordham-1826
Arthur Ave. LU 3-5500
• Westchester-Pelham-2527
Glebe Ave. SY 2-0100
Brooklyn
• Bedford-485
Throop Ave. GL 2-7880
• Brownsville-259
Briston St. HY 8-6742
• Bushwick-335
Central Ave. HI 3-5000
• Crown
Heights-1218 Prospect Place SL 6-8902
• Flatbush-Gravesend-1601
Ave. S NI 5-8280
• Ft.
Greene-295 Flatbush Ave. Ext. 643-8934
• Red
Hook-Gowanus-250 Baltic St. 643-5687
• Sunset
Park-514 49th St. GE 6-2800
• Williamsburg-Greenpoint-151
Mayier St. EV 8-3714
Queens
• Astoria-Maspeth-12-1631st
Ave. L.I.C. AS 8-5520
• Corona-Flushing-34-33
Junction Blvd., Jackson Heights HI 6-3570
• Jamaica-90-37
Parsons Blvd. OL 8-6600
• Rockaway-67-10
Rockaway Beach Blvd.; Arvenne NE 4-7700
• Richmond-51
Stuyvesant Place SA 7-6000
The key to getting overall
medical care for free is to pick up on a Medicaid card. You can apply at any
metropolitan hospital. After filling out a long form and waiting three weeks
you'll get your card in the mail. Have a good story when interviewed about why
you're not working or only making under $2900 a year. There is an age limit in
that only folks over 21 can qualify, but the rule is liberally enforced and
younger people can get the card with the right hardship story.
LEGAL AID
The Lawyer's Commune is a group
of revolutionary young lawyers pledged to make a limited income and handle the
toughest political cases. They handle all our cases. Find them at 640 Broadway
on the fifth floor (677-1552).
New York radicals are fortunate
in having a number of good legal assistance agencies. One of the following is
bound to be able to help you out of a jam.
• Emergency
Civil Liberties Committee-25 E. 26th St. 683-8120 (civil liberties)
• Legal
Aid Society-100 Centre St. BE 3-0250 (criminal matters)
• Mobilization
for Youth Legal Services-320 E. Third St. 777-5250 (all types of services)
• National
Lawyers Guild-5 Beekman St. 277-0385 or 227-1078 (political)
• New
York Civil Liberties Union-156 Fifth Ave. 929-6076 (civil liberties)
• New
York University Law Center Office-249 Sullivan St. GR 3-1896 (civil matters)
DRAFT COUNSELING
Bronx
• Claremont
Neighborhood Center - 169th St. and Washington Ave. 588-1000. Hours are from
2:00 to 10:00 weekdays.
Brooklyn
• Black
Anti-Draft Union - 448 Nostrand Ave.
• Church
of St. John the Evangelist - 195 Mayier St. 387-8721
• Society
for Ethical Culture - 53 Prospect Park West SO 8-2972
Manhattan
• American
Friends Service Committee - 15 Rutherford Place 777-4600
• Chelsea
Draft Information - 346 W. 20th St. WA 9-2391
• Community
Free Draft Counseling Center - 470 Amsterdam Ave. 787-8500
• Greenwich
Village Peace Center - 137 W. Fourth St. 533-5120
• Harlem
Unemployment Center - 2035 Fifth Ave. 831-6591
• LEMPA
- 105 Avenue B 477-9749
• New
York Civil Liberties Union - 156 Fifth Ave. 675-5990
• New
York Workshop in Nonviolence - 339 Lafayette St. 227-0973
• Resistance
- 339 Lafayette St. 674-9060
• Union
Theological Seminary - 606 W. 122nd St. MO 3-9090
• War
Resisters League - 339 Lafayette St. 228-0450
• Westside
Draft Information - 602 Columbus Ave. (89th St.) 874-7330
• Woman's
Strike for Peace - 799 Broadway 254-1925
PLAY
Botanical Gardens
• Conservatory
Gardens - Central Park, 105th St. and Fifth Ave. Seasonal display. LE 4-4938
• Brooklyn
Botanical Gardens - Flatbush and Washington Aves. Rose Oriental Garden, Rose
Garden, Native Wild Flower Garden, Rock Garden, Conservatory. Seasonal display.
MA 2-4433.
• New
York Botanical Gardens, Bronx Park, 200th St., east of Webster Ave. Gardens and
Conservatories. Seasonal displays. Parking fee: $1.00 on Saturday, Sunday and
holidays. Open: Grounds - 10:00 AM to dark, Greenhouses - 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM.
933-9400.
• Queens
Botanical Gardens, 43-50 Main St., between Dahilia and Elder Aves., Flushing.
TU 6-3800.
These gardens are really
beautiful places to fuck around for a day. The best ones are the Bronx and
Brooklyn. Bring a picnic, a few friends, some grass, and plant the seeds. It's
all free.
Zoos
• Central
Park - 64th St. and Fifth Ave. Free. Open 11 AM to 5 PM.
• Children's
Zoo - 64th St. and Fifth Ave. Open 10 AM to 5 PM. Admission is 10 cents. No
tickets are sold after 4:30 PM. Free story-telling sessions with motion
pictures or color slides at 3:30 PM, Mondays through Friday.
• Bronx
Park - Fordham Road and Southern Blvd. WE 3-1500. Open daily from 10 AM to 5
PM. November, December, January closes at 4:30 PM. Admission on Tuesdays,
Wednesdays and Thursdays is 25 cents for adults and children over 5 years. Free
on other days and all legal holidays. Children's Zoo closes November 1st.
• Barrett
Park Zoo - in Richmond, Broadway, Glenwood Place and Clove Road. Open daily 10
AM to 5 PM. GI 2-3100.
Unlike the barbaric cages in
Central Park, the 18-acre Flushing Meadow Zoo in Queens has been designed so
that visitors can view the animals and buds in their natural surroundings,
without bars. Take the Main Street Flushing Line Subway (train number 7) from
Times Square to 111th St. in Queens. Bronx Zoo which is the largest in the United
States and Flushing Meadow Zoo are fantastic.
Beaches
• Brooklyn
- Coney Island Beach and Boardwalk ES 2-1670
• Manhattan
Beach - Oriental Blvd., from Ocean Ave. to Makenzie St. DE 26794
• Bronx
- Pelham Bay Park - Orchard Beach and Boardwalk TI 5-1828
• Queens
- Jacob Riis Park - Jamaica Bay, Beach 149 to Beach 169 GR 4-4600
• Rockaway
Beach - First St. to 149th St. GR 4-3470
• Richmond
- Great Kills Park - Hylan Blvd., Great Kills EL 1-1977
• South
Beach and Boardwalk - Ft. Wadsworth to Miller Field, New Dorp YU 7-0709
• Wolfs
Pond Park - Holten and Cornelia Avenues, Princes Bay YU 4-0360
Go to the beach on weekdays as it
usually is very crowded on the weekends. The best beach by far is Rockaway. lt
has pretty good waves.
Swimming Pools MANHATTAN -
OUTDOOR POOLS
• Carmine
Street Pool - Clarkson St. and Seventh Ave. WA 4-4246
• Colonial
Pool - Bradhurst Ave. and W. 145th St. WA 6-8109
• East
23rd Street Pool - Asser Levy Place MU 5-1026
• Hamilton
Fish Pool - E. Houston and Sheriff Streets GR 7-3911
• Highbridge
Pool - Amsterdam Ave. and W. 173rd St. WA 3-2360
• John
Jay Pool - 77th St., east of York Ave. at Cherokee Place. RE 7-2458
• Lasker
Memorial Pool - Central Park, 110th St. and Lenox Ave. 348-6297
• Thomas
Jefferson Pool - 111th St. and First Ave. LE 4-0198
• West
59th Street Pool - between West End and Amsterdam Avenues. CI 5-8519
MANHATTAN - INDOOR POOLS
• Baruch
Pool - Rivington St. and Baruch Place GR 3-6950
• East
54th Street Pool - 342 E. 54th St. and Second Ave. PL 8-3147
• Rutgers
Place Pool - 5 Rutgers Place GR 3-6567
• West
28th Street Pool - 407 W. 28th St. CH 4-1896
• West
134th Street Pool - 35 W. 134th St. AU 3-4612
BROOKLYN - OUTDOOR POOLS
• Betsy
Head Pool - Hopkinson and Dumont Avenues DI 2-2977
• McCarren
Pool - Driggs Ave. and Lorimer St. EV 8-2367
• Red
Hook Pool - Bay and Henry Streets TR 5-3855
• Sunset
Pool - Seventh Ave. and 43rd St. GE 5-2627
BROOKLYN = INDOOR POOLS
• Brownsville
Recreation Center - Linden Blvd. and Christopher Ave. HY 8-1121
• Metropolitan
Avenue Pool - Bedford Ave., no phone; call SO 8-2300
• St.
John's Recreation Center - Prospect Place and Schenectady Avenues HY 3-3948
BRONX OUTDOOR POOLS
• Crotona
Pool - E. 173rd St. and Fulton Ave. LU 3-3910
BRONX - INDOOR POOLS
• St.
Mary's Recreation Center Pool - St. Ann's Ave. and E. 145th St. CY 2-7254
QUEENS - OUTDOOR POOLS
• Astoria
Pool - 19th St. and 23rd Drive, Astoria AS 8-5261
• Flushing
Meadow Amphitheatre - Long Island Expressway and Grand Central Parkway,
Swimming pool and diving pool. 699-4228.
RICHMOND - OUTDOOR POOLS
• Faber
Pool - Faber St. and Richmond Terrace GI 2-1524
• Lyons
Pool - Victory Blvd. and Murray Hulbert Ave. GI 7-6650
The pools are generally crowded
but on a warm summer day you don't care. The pools are open on weekdays from 10
AM to 12:30 PM. There is a free period for children 14 years of age and under.
No adults are admitted to the pool areas during this free period. After 1 PM on
weekdays and all day on Saturdays, Sundays and holidays there is a 15 cents
charge for children under 14 years and a 35 cents charge for children over 14
years.
Free Cricket Matches
At both Van Cortland Park in the
Bronx and Walker Park on Staten Island every Sunday afternoon there are free
cricket matches. Get schedule from British Travel Association, 43 W. 61st St.
At Walker Park, free tea and crumpets are served during intermission. I say!
Free Park Events
All kinds of activities in the
Parks are free. Call 755-4100 for a recorded announcement of the week's events.
The freak center is the rowing pond around 70th St. and Bethesda Fountain
around 72nd St. in Central Park, although it floats. Busts are non-existent. A
complete list of all recreational facilities can be obtained by calling the New
York City Department of Parks.
Museums
• American
Academy of Arts and Letters, American Numismatic Society, and the American
Geographical Society are all located at Broadway and 155th St.
• Asia
House Gallery - 112 E. 64th St. Art objects from the Far East.
• Brooklyn
Museum - Eastern Parkway and Washington Ave. Egyptian stuff best in the world
outside Egypt. Take IRT (Broadway line) express train to Brooklyn Museum
station. (Don't miss the Gardens in back.)
• The
Cloisters - Weekdays 10 AM to 5 PM, Sundays 1 PM to 6 PM. Take IND Eighth
Avenue express (A train) at 190th Str. station and walk a few blocks. The
number 4 Fifth Avenue bus also goes all the way up and it's a pleasant ride.
One of the best trip places in medieval setting.
• Frick
Museum - 1 E. 70th St. Great when you're stoned. Closed Mondays.
• The
Hispanic Society of America - Broadway between 15th and 16th Streets. The best
Spanish art collection in the city.
• Marine
Museum of the Seaman's Church - 25 South St. All kinds of model ships and sea
stuff. Also the Seaport Museum on 16 Fulton St.
• Metropolitan
Museum - 5th Ave. and 82nd St.
• Museum
of the American Indian - Broadway at 155th St. Largest Indian museum in the
world. Open Tuesday to Sunday 1 to 5 PM. Take IRT (Broadway line) local to
157th St. station.
• Museum
of the City of New York - 103rd St. and 5th Ave. LE 4-1672
• Museum
of Modern Art - 11 W. 53rd St. CI 5-3200. Monday is free.
• Museum
of Natural History - Central Park West and 79th St. Great dinosaurs and other
stuff. Weekdays 10-5 PM, Sunday 1-5 PM.
• Museum
of the Performing Arts - Lincoln Center, Amsterdam Ave. and 65th St. 799-2200
• New
York Historical Society - 77th St. and Central Park West. TR 3-3400
• Chase
Manhattan Museum of Money - 1256 6th Ave. All banks, especially Chase Manhattan
ones are museums when you get right down to it. Liberate them!
Music
• Summer
Musical Festival in Central Park. About the closest you can come to good free
rock music. There are concerts every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday in
the months of July and August. It only costs $1.00 or $2.00, and everybody in
the music world plays at least once. The concerts are held at the Wollman Ice
Skating Ring. Occasionally there are free rock concerts in Central Park.
• The
Greenwich House of Music located at 46 Barrow St. in the West Village puts on
free concerts and recitals every Friday at 8:30 PM. For a complete schedule
send a stamped, self-addressed envelope.
• The
Frick Museum, 1 E. 70th St., BU 8-0700, has concerts every Sunday afternoon.
The best of the classical offerings. You must hassle a little. Send a
self-addressed stamped envelope that will arrive on Monday before the date you
wish to go. One letter, one ticket. The Donnell Library, 20 W. 53rd St. also
presents free classical music. The schedule is found in "Calendar of
Events" at any library.
• The
Juilliard School presents a variety of free stuff: orchestral, opera, dance,
chamber music, string quartets and soloists. Performances take place most
Friday evenings at 8:30 PM, from November through May.
• The
Museum of the City of New York, 5th Ave. between 103rd St. and 104th St. every
Sunday at 2:30 PM, October through April. Phone first: LE 4-1672. Classical.
• New
York Historical Society, from December through April, has glee clubs, string
groups, and classical singers performing on Sundays at 2:30 PM., 170 Central
Park West (near 77th St.), Phone TR 3-3400 for schedule.
• Brooklyn
Museum has classical concerts by assorted soloists and groups and are presented
free every Sunday from October through June at 2 PM, Eastern Parkway and
Washington Ave. NE 8-5000.
Television Shows
You can sometimes pick up tickets
to television shows at the New York Convention and Visitors Bureau, 90 E. 42nd
St. For the bigger and better shows you have to write direct to the studios. If
you do write, do it as far in advance as possible. CBS, 51 W. 52nd St., asks
you to write two months in advance. Sometimes you can get last-minute tickets
for the Ed Sullivan Theater, 1697 Broadway. For NBC shows, write NBC Ticket
Division, 30 Rockefeller Plaza. There is also a ticket desk on the NBC
Mezzanine of 30 Rockefeller Plaza where tickets are given out for the day shows
on a first-come-first-served basis. It's open Monday through Friday from 9-5.
ABC, 1330 Sixth Ave. ask you to write two to three weeks in advance for
tickets. You can get tickets up to the day of the show by calling in or
visiting the ticket office of ABC, 79 W. 66th St. or 1330 6th Ave. (LT 1-7777).
Metromedia also gives out free tickets to their shows and you can get them by
writing to WNEW-TV, 205 E. 67th St. (LE 5-1000).
Theater
• The
Dramatic Workshop, Studio number 808, Carnegie Hall Building, 881 7th Ave. at
56th St. Free on Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 8:15 PM. JU 6-4800 for
information.
• New
York Shakespeare Festival, Delacourte Theater, Central Park. Every night except
Monday. Performance begins at 8:00 PM, but get there before 6:00 PM to be
assured of tickets.
• Pageant
Players, the Sixth Street Theater Group and other street theater groups perform
on street corners and in parks. Free theater is also provided at the United
Nations Building and the Stock Exchange on Wall Street. If you enjoy
seventeenth century comedy.
• The
Equity Library Theatre gives performances of old Broadway hits at the Masters
Institute, 103rd St. and Riverside Drive. They perform Tuesday through Sunday
at 8:30 PM and Sunday at 2:30 PM. Free tickets are not always available so
phone ahead (MO 3-2038) for reservations. No shows during the summer.
• The
Museum of Performing Arts, 111 Amsterdam Ave. offers plays, dance programs and
music. Shows start at 6:30 PM. Tickets are handed out at 4:00 PM. Saturday shows
start at 2:30 PM. You can write for a calendar of events to 1865 Broadway or
call 799-2200.
Movies
• The
New York Historical Society, Central Park West and 77th St. presents Hollywood
movies every Saturday afternoon. TR 3-3400 for a schedule.
• At
the Metropolitan Museum, Fifth Ave. and 82nd St., you can see art films every
Monday at 3:00 PM. TR 9-5500 for a schedule.
• New
York University has a very good free movie program as well as poetry, lectures,
and theatre presentations. Call the Program Director's Office 598-2026 for a
schedule.
• The
Film Library in the Donnell Library, 20 W. 53rd St., 790-6463, has a wide
variety of films which may be borrowed free of charge. The Library system also
presents film programs throughout the year. Pick up a Calendar of Events which
lists the free showings at all the branches.
• The
Museum of Modern Art is free every Monday and they have a free film showing at
2 and 5 PM. Get a schedule at the Museum. They have the largest movie
collection in the world.
• Museum
of Natural History, Central Park West between 77th and 81st St. (TR 3-1300),
presents travel and anthropological films on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons
at 2:00 sharp, from October through May.
Every movie that plays in New
York has a series of screenings for critics, film buyers and friends of the
folks that made it. Look in the Yellow Pages under Motion Picture Studios and
Motion Picture Screening Rooms. Once you get the feel of it, you'll quickly
learn who shows what, where and when. They always let you in free and if not
give some gull story. (See Free Entertainment section). If you see previews in
a theater or notice a publicity build-up in the newspapers, the movie is being
screened at one or more of the rooms.
INFORMATION
• Daily
News-220 E. 42nd St., will answer any questions you put to them. Well almost!
o General
information: 883-1122
o Sports:
883-1133
o Travel:
883-1144
o Weather:
883-1155
• For
the latest news, call the wire services:
o AP
is PL 7-1312, UPI is
o MU
2-0400.
• The
New York Times Research Bureau, 229 W. 43rd St., 556-1651, will research news
questions that pertain to the past three months. Liberation News Service at 160
Claremont Ave., will give you up-to-the-minute coverage of radical news. Call
749-2200.
UNDERGROUND PAPERS
• East
Village Other-20 E. 12th St., 255-2130
• Liberation-339
Lafayette St., 674-0050
• Other
Scenes-Box 8, Village Station, 242-3888
• Rat-241
E. 14th St., 228-4460
• Win-339
Lafayette St., 674-0050
• For
others, call Underground Press Syndicate, Box 26, Village Station, 691-6073
MISCELLANEOUS
• Dial-A-Beating-911
• Dial-a-Demonstration
924-6315
• Dial-a-Satellite-TR
3-0404
• Time-NERVOUS
• Weather-WE
6-1212.
• The
Switchboard-989-0720, at the Alternate U, is open 6 PM to 3 AM.
THE SUBWAY SYSTEM
The first thing to do is get
familiar with the geography of stops you use most frequently. Locate the token
cage. Check to see whether the exits are within easy view of the teller, off to
the side, or blocked from view by concrete pole-supporters. Next learn the type
of turnstile in use. Follow the hints laid down in the Free Transportation
section.
The rush hours are always the
easiest times. Just go through the exits as people push open the door. Also at
crowded hours, people go single file past the turnstiles, one after another in
a steady stream. Get in line and go under. The people will block you from view
and won't do anything. Even a cop won't give you much hassle. Some subway
stations have concrete supports that block the teller's view. Where these
exist, slip through the exit nearest the pole or slide by the turnstile.
Turnstile jumping is such a
skill, it's going to be added to the Olympics. There are three basic styles
common to New York and most cities and each needs a slightly different
approach.
The Old Wooden
Cranker-(Traditional) You have to go under or sail over this type. Going under
is a smoother trip. Going over is trickier since you need both hands free to
hurdle and it's a quicker, more noticeable motion.
New-Aluminum-Bar-Turnstiles-Which-Turn-Both-Ways-For-Exit-and-
Entrance-Approach it with confidence. Pretend you're putting in a token with
your right hand and pull the bar toward you one third of the way with your left
hand. Go through the space left between the bars and the barrier. Not for
heavyweights!
New-Aluminum-Bar-Turnstiles-Which-Can-Be-
Used-Only-For-Entrance-They won't pull towards you, and so, you must go either
under or over them.
NOTE: There is no way to tell a
New-Aluminum-Bar-Turnstile-Which-Turns-Both-- Ways-For-Exit-and-Entrance from a
New-Aluminum-Bar-Turnstile-Which- Can-Be-Used-Only-For-Entrance unless there is
a sign. You have to try it first. Therefore, it is important to remember which
kind is in use at your local station so your technique will be smooth. Once
you're through, remember in your mind you've paid. Ignore everybody who tries
to stop you or tell you different. If someone shouts just keep on truckin' on
toward your track. Don't stop or run. Insist you are right if you ever get
caught. We have been doing it for years, got caught twice and let go both tunes
when other passengers insisted we paid. Everybody hates the subways, even the
tellers.
FREEBIES
Clothing Repairs
All Wallach stores feature a
service that includes sewing on buttons, free shoe horns, and shoe laces,
mending pants pockets and linings, punching extra holes in belts, and a number
of other free services.
Furniture
By far the best place to get free
furniture in New York is on the street. Once a week in every district, the
Sanitation Department makes bulk pick-ups. The night before, residents put out
all kinds of stuff on the street. For the best selection try the West Village
on Monday nights, and the East Seventies on Tuesday nights. On Wednesday night
there are fantastic pick-ups on 35th St. in-back of Macy's. Move quickly
though, the guards get pissed off easily; the truckers couldn't care less. This
street method can furnish your whole pad. Beds, desks, bureaus, lamps,
bookcases, chairs, and tables. It's all a matter of transportation. If you
don't have access to a car or truck, it's worth it to rent a station wagon and
make pick-ups.
Ghosts
If you would like to meet a real
ghost, write Hans Holtzer, c/o New York Committee for Investigation for
Paranormal Research, 140 Riverside Drive, New York, NY. He'll put you in touch
for free.
Free Lessons
Lessons in a variety of skills
such as plumbing, electricity, jewelry-making, construction and woodworking are
provided by the Mechanics Institute, 20 W. 44th St. Call or write them well in
advance for a schedule. You must sign up early for lessons as they try to
maintain small courses. MU 7-4279.
Poems
are free. Are you a poem or are
you a prose?
Liberated Churches
• Saint
Mark's in the Bowery, Second Ave. and 10th ST. (674- 6377
• Washington
Square Methodist Church, 133 W. Fourth St.,
• Greenwich
Village (777-2528); Judson Memorial Church, Washington Square South (725-9211).
Flowers
At about 9:30 AM, free flowers in
the Flower District on Sixth Ave. between 22nd St. and 23rd St. Once in a
while, you can find a potted tree that's been thrown out because it's slightly
damaged.
The Staten Island Ferry-Not free,
but a nickel each way for a five mile ocean voyage around the southern tip of
Manhattan is worth it. Take IRT (Broadway line) to South Ferry, local only.
Ferry leaves every half-hour day and night.
Drugs
In the area along Central Park
West in the Seventies and Eighties are located many doctor's offices. Daily
they throw out piles of drug samples. If you know what you're looking for,
search this area.
Books
You can always use the library.
The main branch is on Fifth Ave. and 42nd St. The Public Library prints a
leaflet entitled "It's Your Library" which lists all the 168 branches
and special services the library provides. You can pick it up at your nearest
branch. They also publish a calendar of events every two weeks which is
available free. If you have any questions call 791-6161.
You can get free posters,
literature and books from the various missions to the United Nations located on
the East Side near the UN Building. The Cuban Mission, 67th St., will give you
free copies of Granma, the Cuban newspaper, Man and Socialism in Cuba, by Che
Guevara and other literature.
Maps
A free subway map is available at
any token booth. Good if you're new in the city and don't know your way around.
Pets
ASPCA, 441 E. 92nd St. and York
Ave., TR 6-7700. Dogs, cats, some birds and other pets. Tell them you're from
out of town if you want a dog and you will not have to pay the $5.00 license
fee. Have them inspect and inoculate the pet; which they do free of charge. A
place to look for free pets is in the Village Voice under their column Free Pets.
Radio Free New York
WBAI FM, 99.5 on your dial. 30 E.
39th St. (OX 7-8506).
Free Schools
• Alternative
University, 69 W. 14th St. (989-0666). A good radical school offering courses
in karate, Mao, medical skills and other courses. They will send you a
catalogue listing current courses.
• Bottega
Artists Workshop, 1115 Quentin Road, Brooklyn, 336-3212 has art taught by
professionals for a free.
GENERAL SERVICES
• Contact-220 E. Seventh St. Open 3 to 10 PM. Raps,
contacts, mailing addresses, counseling, sometimes food.
• Traveler's Aid-204 E. 39th St. MU 4-5029
• Village Project-88 Second Ave. Open 2 to 6 PM. Same as
Contact.
fuck chicago
HOUSING
Contrary to rumors, none of us
have ever been to Chicago. None-the-less, we have some friends who have visited
the area. In Chicago, everyone 17 or under must be off the streets by 10:30 PM
and by 11:30 PM on Fridays and Saturdays. Don't sleep in Lincoln Park during
political conventions, but other nights it's O.K. Wasn't it Hillel who asked,
"Why is this night different from all other nights?" And wasn't it
Mayor Richard J. Daley who responded, "Cause I say get your ass out of the
park!"
The Chicago Seed (929-0133) will
give you the best advice on crashing and the local heat scene. Grace Lutheran
Church, 555 W. Beldon St., and the Looking Glass at 1725 W. Wilson also have
crashing places or know where you can find free room and board.
You won't get hassled if you sack
out in the Union Station on Adams Street just over the bridge. There are loads
of folks crashing in abandoned buildings along LaSalle and other streets. Also
the rooftops are cool. Stay off the streets though, unless you've got good
identification.
FOOD
SCLC (Operation Breadbasket) has
a free breakfast program every morning Monday through Friday from 7-10 AM at
St. Anna Church, 55th St. and LaSalle St., and also at Christ the King Lutheran
Church located at 3700 Lake Park.
You can get free samples of
cheese, meat, and coffee everyday at the Stop and Shop food store located on
Washington between Dearborn and State Streets. At the Treasure Island grocery
store located on Broadway, two blocks north of Belmont, free coffee and cookies
are offered for the people. Halloway House at 27 W. Randolph gives coupons good
for coffee. Also at the Guild Bookstore at 25 W. Jackson Blvd., and from the
machines at the 4th through 14th floors of the Playboy Building.
There are real cheap restaurants.
One is a truck-stop in Skokie called Karl's Cafe. It's just north of Oakton on
Skokie Highway. It's open until 6:00. You get a whole lot of food for $1.00.
Also, under the viaduct at Milwaukee and Damen is a small restaurant with
Polish food. You can get a great meal for $1.35. It's worth a visit. It closes
early in the evening. Another cheap restaurant is Paul and Ernie's on North
Lincoln, just south of Wrightwood. You can have a beef dinner for about 70
cents.
A good place to pick up free
vegetables and fruits is at the wholesale market on Randolph St. or S. Water
St. on Friday afternoons. Many of the food factories such as Kraft Dairy
Products give away free samples and cases for "charity." Check them
out.
It is possible to steal food from
the 2nd floor Federal Building Cafeteria at Adams and Dearborn and the National
Cafeteria at Clark and Van Buren. These cafeterias usually have long lines and
you can eat while standing and just pay for the coffee.
If you have a place to cook and
store food, there are a few places that have pretty cheap food. The east gate
of International Harvester, located at 1015 W. 120th St. is unbelievable. Dig
these bargains! 10 pounds of T-bone steaks (boxed) for $5.25 at midnight. at 4
PM, the produce man brings a different combination of goods. A typical bill of
fare might include tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, etc. at $1.00 for 10
pounds of any item. The produce might vary from day to day, but the prices stay
the same. On Thursdays at noon and 4 PM, the Lennell cookie man comes around.
It's $1.25 per box. At 7 PM, the sausage man arrives and the standard price is
$2.00. The standard size is 3 to 5 pounds. He has salami, liver sausage, polish
sausage, and usually odd lunchmeat such as bologna or summer sausage. All the
food is sold out of trucks, and the prices might not be exact, but they're
pretty close.
Eggs are about 3 dozen for $2.00
on Randolph west of Halsted. Orange juice is pretty cheap at the Del Farm on
Broadway. Wonder Bread thrift store on Diversey; Butternut, 87th St. and
Ridgeland and 1471 W. Wilson, and Silvercup, 55th and Federal, offer bread and
rolls at big discounts. The Cicero Bottling Company at 31st St. and 48 Court
sell a case of 12 quart bottles for $2.00. Mamas Cookies, 7400 S. Kastner give
5 pounds for $1.50. At Burhops, State and Grand, you can get cheap 5-pound
boxes of steak. The Railroad Salvage around Madison and Halsted has dented cans
(with stuff inside) for big discounts. It is also a good place for paper
products. Campbell Soup, 2250 W. 55th St., open Tuesday and Thursday, will give
you cases free or at discounts if you tell them it's for charity or look
straight. Two good spots for all around shopping are the Hi-Lo on Lincoln,
north of Irving. There's lots of stuff for 10 cents. Marathon Products at
Randolph and Halsted is another good place.
If you can survive on just one
meal a day, you're set. The city has just opened 14 free lunch centers
throughout the town. They are located at:
• Antgeld Urban Progress Center-967 E. 132nd St.
• Area II Multi-Service Center of DHR-1500 N. North Park
• Division Street Urban Progress Center-1940 W. Division
• DHR Woodlawn District Office-6317 S. Maryland
• Englewood District Office of DHR-6003 S. Halsted
• Garfeld Neighborhood Service Program-9 S. Kedzie
• Halsted Urban Progress Center-1935 S. Halsted
• Lawndale Urban Progress Center-3818 W. Roosevelt
• Madden Park Fieldhouse-500 E. 37th St.
• Martin Luther King Urban Progress Center-4741 S. King
Drive
• Montrose Urban Progress Center-901 W. Montrose
• North Kenwood CCUO Office-4155 S. Lake Park
• South Chicago Urban Progress Center-9231 S. Houston
• Southern District DHR Office-2108 E. 71st St.
The free hot meals consist of
meat, potatoes, a vegetable, dessert, fruit, and coffee or milk. You have to
give them a name and an address.
MEDICAL CARE
All three major universities have
excellent clinics that do most kinds of medical work for free. The University
of Chicago maintains a clinic at 950 E. 59th St. The University of Illinois has
one located at 840 S. Wood. In addition to good medical care, Northwestern
University Clinic offers very cheap dental treatment. The clinic is at 303 E.
Chicago. Call the main switchboard of the schools and ask for the clinics to
check out services and hours.
A V.D. clinic is open every
weekday and late on Wednesdays at 27 E. 26th St. and N. North Park. Chronic
diseases are treated at 2974 N. Clybourn. Free chest X-rays are available at
City Hall downtown, everyday. For mental health problems, try the clinic at
1900 N. Sedgwick (642-3531).
Drug education is offered by
Earth Mother on Wednesdays at the Grace Church, 555 W. Belden. Information and
help with bad trips can be obtained through Just Us, 61 N. Parkside (378-7618)
or LSD Rescue Service, 7717 N. Sheridan (338-6750). Chicago has a number of
good clinics maintained by movement and community groups spread throughout the
city for the people that live in the area. The Black Panther Party runs the
Spurgeon "Jake" Winters Free People's Clinic at 3850 W. 16th St.
(522-3220).
The Young Patriots Uptown Health
Service located at 4408 N. Sheridan (334-8957) serves the people in that
community. The Young Lords maintain the Dr. E. Betances Free People's Health
Center at Peoples Church, 834 W. Armitage (549-8505). The Latin American
Defense Organization has a clinic on 2353 W. North Avenue, (276-0900). The
growing Student Health Organization administers a number of small clinics in
various communities. Call them at 493-2741 or drop into their office at 1613 E.
53rd St. At the Holy Covenant Church, on Wilton and Diversey, you can get
medical assistance at the Free People's Clinic as well as help with legal,
housing, family planning and nutrition problems. Call 348-6842. All these
clinics provide a variety of services and operate on different schedules. Call
them first to be sure they are open.
LEGAL AID
Chicago has a number of good law
schools and you can often get some assistance or referral by calling them and
speaking to the editor of the law school paper. You can go to the bathroom for
free in the Julius J. Hoffman Room at Northwestern University Law School.
The Law Student Commune, 357 E.
Chicago, 649-8462, is a group of young radical lawyers and law students trying
to bring legal assistance into the streets. The People's Law Office 2156 N.
Halsted, 929-1880 operates the same way. For community problems, call the
Lincoln Park Rights Center, 525-9775, or the Community Legal Counsel, 726-0157.
The ACLU maintains a large chapter in Chicago at 6 S. Clark, 236-5564, and
handles cases where civil liberties are affected.
DRAFT COUNSELING
• American Friends Service Committee - 407 S. Dearborn St.
427-2533
• Austin Draft Counseling Center - 5903 Fulton 626-9385
• Chicago Area Draft Resisters (Cadre) - 519 W. North Ave.
664-6895
• Chicago Circle Draft Information Organization University
of Illinois, 317 Chicago Circle Center 663-2557
• Hyde Park Draft Information Center - Quaker House, 5615
S. Woodlawn Ave. 363-1248
• Kennedy King Draft Counseling Center - 7047 S. Stewart -
488-0900, ext. 36
• Lawndale Draft Counseling - 4049 W. 28th St. 277-3140
• Loyola Draft Counseling Center 6525 N. Sheridan, 274-3000
ext. 378
• Mandel Legal Aid Clinic - 6020 S. University Ave.
324-5181
• Ravenswood Draft Counseling - Barry Memorial Methodist
Church, 4754 N. Leavitt 784-3272
• Roosevelt Selective Service Counseling Organization -
Roosevelt University Student Senate Office, Rm. 204, 430 S. Michigan Ave.
922-3580 ext. 334
• South Side Draft Information (Mt. Carmel Book Dist.) 2355
W. 63rd St. 925-3686
• Uptown Hull House Draft Information Service - 4520 N.
Beacon St. 561-8033
• Wellington Avenue Congregational Church Draft Counseling
Center - 615 W. Wellington Ave. 935-0642.
PLAY
Parks
Lincoln Park stretches along Lake
Michigan in the Northern section of the city. It has a Conservatory and Zoo,
opened 9 AM to 5 PM. Just south of the zoo is the gathering place for free rock
concerts, be-ins, and the like. There is also a zoo in the Brookfield section
at 8400 W. 31st St. The Morton Arboretium located on Route 53 in Lisle is open
every day till sunset. The Shedd Aquarium is located at 1200 South Lake Shore
Drive at Roosevelt.
Music
The Auditorium and Opera House
sometimes offers free concerts on Sunday and weeknights. Hang around the lobby
and claim there are tickets in your name at the box office. Even if it's a pay
concert you can generally bluff your way inside. The Center for New Music, 2263
N. Lincoln, usually has free concerts on Sunday and Monday at 8 PM. WGLD is the
local underground station. The Universal Life Church Coffee House, 1049 W. Polk
has free rock and folk music on the weekends. Free City Music sponsors free
rock concerts during the spring and summer in Lincoln Park.
MUSEUMS
• The
Art Institute - Adams and Michigan. Opens daily at 10 AM. Great art museum.
• Chicago
Academy of Science-Lincoln Park at 2001 N. Clark. (LI 9-0606) Open daily from
10 AM to 5 PM.
• Field
Museum of Natural History-Roosevelt Road at Lake Shore Drive. Time of opening
varies from day to day; call 922-9410. Thursday, Saturday and Sunday admission
is free.
• Museum
of Contemporary Art-237 E. Ontario (943-7755) Open daily.
• Museum
of Science and Industry-57th St. in the Hyde Park area. (MU 4-1414) Open daily
from 9 AM to 5 PM. Our all-time favorite museum.
• The
Oriental Institute-University of Chicago campus, 1155 E. 58th St. (643-0800)
Open daily, except Monday, from 10AM to 5 PM.
Poetry
The Other Door Coffee House, 3124
N. Broadway, features nightly poetry readings and music. Call 348-8552. Cafe
Pergolesi, 3404 N. Halsted, features poetry readings, baroque music and an art
gallery. There is no cover or minimum. Open 6 to 12 PM, and till 1:00 AM on
Saturday.
Theater
The Playhouse North, 315 W. North
Ave. features free theater. For $1.00, you can see various groups perform at
the Harper Theater Coffee House at 5238 S. Harper. Second City, l616 N. Wells,
has free improvisations after their evening performances every evening except
Fridays. Free children's theater can be seen at La Dolores, 1980 North Orchard,
Mondays and Wednesdays at 1 PM. Call 664-2352.
Movies
• The
Biograph Theater, 2433 N. Lincoln Ave. shows double bills for $1.25 and has a
penny candy counter. John Dillinger got ambushed when he left the place. Free
Newsreel films can be seen Wednesdays at 8 PM at the Neighborhood Commons,
Wisconsin and Freemart. Newsreel, 2744 N. Lincoln (248-2018) provides movement
films for free or law cost to groups.
• Alice's
Revisited, 950 N. Wrightwood, is a restaurant that shows free movies. On
Fridays and Saturdays at 8 PM they have free folk-rock-blues music. Saturdays
they also have free children's theater. Tuesdays they have psychodrama, also
for free. Call 528-4250 for more info.
INFORMATION
• The
Switchboard number is 281-7197.
Underground Papers
• Rising
Up Angry - 2261 N. Lincoln 472-1791
• Second
City - 2120 N. Halsted 549-8760
• The
Chicago Seed - 950 W. Wrightwood 929-0133
The Seed features a column called
"Making It," which deals with survival in the Windy City. It is
probably the best of its type in the country.
The Black Panther Party office is
located at 2350 W. Madison (243-8276).
COMMUNITY PRINTING
• Agitprop
- no office; phone 929-0133
• Chicago
Print Co-op. - 6710 N. Clark
• J.
S. Jordan Memorial Printing Co-op. - 6710 N. Clark
• Omega
Posters - 711 S. Dearborn
• Red
Star Press - 180 N. Wacher
SCHOOLS
The People's School, 4409 N.
Sheridan (561-6737), offers free courses in many areas of survival and radical
politics. The White Panther Party, 787-1962, offers courses in street fighting,
history of American radicalism, and dialectic sexism.
FREEBIES
Clothes
The Concerned Citizens Survival
Front, 2512 N. Lincoln Ave. has clothes. Try the dry cleaners on Armitage east
of Halsted along the south side of the street. They give away unclaimed stuff.
Also Brazil Cleaners at 3943 Indiana. The Eugene Blue Jean Store at 7017
Paulina has jeans, old army shirts and other items for less than a dollar.
Furniture
The Lake Shore Drive area on
collection days has furniture. Call the bureau of Streets and Sanitation for a
collection schedule.
Free Store
At 727 S. Laflin, you'll find a
genuine free store that gives away everything you can imagine. It has a
tendency to be a floating free store though.
Money
Pick up some underground papers
at any of the offices listed and hawk them on the streets. You can pull in
$6-$10 an hour if you work at it.
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HOUSING
There are several crash pads and
communes that will put you up for a few nights. Call the Free Clinic at
938-9141. Floor space is available at the Sans Souce Temple on S. Ardmore.
Women's Emergency Lodge at 912 W. 9th St. (627-5571) will put up women without
a place to stay or make referrals. Resistance (386-9645) and Green Power (HQ
9-5184) will be helpful if you have to crash. Sleeping on the beaches is out,
but the roofs are cool. The Midnite Mission at 396 S. Los Angeles (624-9258)
has room and board for some boarders. The parks and streets are certain bust
material. The L.A. pigs are matched in brutality only by their fellow hoggers
in Chicago and South Africa. Every L.A. cop is nine feet of solid chrome. Bite
his toes and down he goes.
FOOD
Green Power Feeds Millions is a
unique organization serving the nets of people. They provide food for
festivals, cancers, demonstrations, be-ins, sit-ins and similar events for
free. In addition they supply a number of communes and serve food every Sunday
in Griffith Park, the central get-together spot in Los Angeles. Call them at HO
9-5184 or 938-9141 for information and also to offer your help.
Free vegetarian lunch can be
found at the W. Hollywood Presbyterian Church at Sunset and Martel (874-1816).
For supper, try the Midnite Mission, 396 S. Los Angeles Street; God Squas, 1412
N. Crescent Heights Blvd. (near Sunset), and His Place, Sunset and La Cienega.
The Half-Price Bakery at Third
and Hill St. gives away free bakery goods late at night and you can always bum
a meal in any Clifton's Cafeteria with a good story.
The Watts Trojan House is a free
store that provides not only food, both clothing and a variety of other items
and service. They are located at 1822 E. 103rd St. The County Welfare
Department at 2707 S. Grand (near Adams Street) has a liberal food stamp
program (746-0522).
MEDICAL CARE
• The Free Clinic at 115 N. Fairfax Ave. (938-9141) is very
popular and provides a number of services at various hours such as:
o Job Co-ops--Monday thru Friday, 10:00-4:00 PM.
o Medical--Monday thru Friday, 5:30-l0:00 PM. Saturday
12:30-5:00 PM.
o Dental--Monday thru Thursday, 7-10 PM.
o Counseling-Psychiatric, Monday thru Friday, 6-10 PM.
o Legal Monday thru Friday, 7-10 PM
o Draft-Monday thru Thursday, 7:30-10:00 PM.
o Pregnancy and Abortion--Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, 7:30.
Saturday 1:30 PM
o Birth Control-Monday thru Friday, 6-7 PM. Saturday 2-3
PM.
• The
Foothill Clinic, 547 E. Union in Pasadena (795-8088) offers similar services
free of charge. Call them for a schedule of hours. Venereal Diseases are
treated in the evenings at a clinic maintained by the Committee to Eradicate
Syphillis. They are found at 5205 Melrose Ave., Hollywood (870-2524).
• In
Venice use the free Youth Clinic at 905 Venice Blvd. (near Lincoln). The services
are varied and they are only open evenings. Call 399-7743 and they'll help you.
• For
specialized problems try:
o Drugs--Narcotics Anonymous (463-3123)
o Abortion-The Woman's Center, 1027 S. Crenshaw (near
Olympic Blvd.) Wednesdays at 7:30 PM.
o Mental--Central City Community Mental Health Center, 4272
S. Broadway (232-2441)
o Suicide Prevention Center, 2521 W. Pico (381-5111)
• District Health Centers provide many free services. For
exact information, call the center or write to:
o County of Los Angeles Health Department, Public Health
Education Division, 220 N. Broadway, Los Angeles, California 90012. Ask for a
list and information about their health services.
EAST LOS ANGELES-670 S. Ferris Ave. 261-3191.
SUBCENTER--MARAVILLA - 915 N. Bonnie Beach Pl. 264-6910.
HOLLYWOOD-WILSHIRE-5202 Melrose Ave. 464-0121.
SUBCENTER-WEST HOLLYWOOD-621 N. San Vincente Blvd.
652-3090.
NORTH HOLLYWOOD-5300 Tujunga Ave. 766-3981.
SUBCENTERS-PACOIMA--13300 Van Nuys Blvd. 899-0231.
TUJUNGA--7747 Foothill Blvd. 352-1417.
SOUTH-1522 E. 102 St. 564-6801
SUBCENTER--FLORENCE-Firestone-8019 Compton Ave 583-6241.
SOUTHEAST - 4920 Avalon Blvd. 231-2161.
SOUTHWEST - 3834 S.Western Ave. 731-8541.
LEGAL AID
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• The
Legal Aid Foundation of Los Angeles at 106 3rd St. (628-9126) provides help in
civil matters.
• The
ACLU of Southern California is located at 323 W. Fifth St. (MA 6-5156).
DRAFT COUNSELING
• AFSC -
980 N. Fair Oaks, Pasadena 91103 (791-1978)
• Black
Community Draft Assistance-7228 S. Broadway, LA 90003 (778-0710)
• Catholic
Peace Assn.--911 Malcolm Ave., Westwood 90024 (474-2683)
• Counterdraft-PO
Box 74881, LA 90004
• East LA
Peace Center-409 N. Soto, LA 90033 (261-2047)
• Episcopal
Draft Counseling Center-514 W. Adams Blvd., LA 90004 (748-4662)
• Fellowship
for Reconciliation 4356½ Melrose, LA 90029 (666-0145)
• First
Unitarian Church-2936 W. Eighth St., LA 90005 (389-1356)
• Free
Clinic-115 N. Fairfax, LA 90036 (938-9141)
• L.A.
Comm. for Defense of Bill of Rights-(MA 5-2169)
• L.A.
Draft Help-1018 S. Hill St., LA (RI 7-5461)
• Myra
House-191 N. Sunkist, West Covina (338-9636)
• Northeast
Peace Center-5682 York Blvd., LA 90042 (257-2004)
• Peace
House-724 Morengo, Pasadena 91103 (449-8228)
• Resistance-507
N. Hoover, LA 90004
• The
Resistance-11317 Santa Monica Blvd., Westwood 90024 (478-2374)
• SFVSC-Student
Service Center, Admissions and Records Office, San Fernando Valley State
College, Northridge (349-1200, ext. 1181)
• UCLA
Draft Counseling Center--UCLA Law School, 405 Hilgard Ave., LA 90024 (746-6092)
• USC
Counseling Center-Gould Law School, University Park, Student Union Bldg., Rm.
217 (746-6092)
• Valley
Peace Center-7105 Hayvenhurst, Van Nuys 91406 (787-6925). Tuesday and Wednesday
evenings.
• Venice
Draft Info Center--73 Market St., Venice 90291 (399-5812)
• War
Resisters League-1046 N. Sweetzer, LA 90069 (654-4491)
• Westside
Jewish Community Center-5870 W. Olympic Blvd., LA 90046 (938-2531)
• Women
Strike for Peace-5899 W. Pico Blvd., LA 90019 (937-0236)
PLAY
Beaches
Los Angeles has 14 miles of
beaches extending from north of Pacific Palisades to Cabrillo Beach in San
Pedro.
Will Rogers Beach State Park,
15100 Pacific Coast Highway, Pacific Palisades, extends north three miles from
the Santa Monica city limits to a point near Topanga Canyon. This beach has a
large, popular surfing area.
Venice Beach, 2100 Ocean Front
Walk, Venice, extends from the Santa Monica city limits south to Marina Del
Rey. Six acres have been developed into a park with picnic areas, shuffleboard
courts and the Venice Beach Pavilion. The huge Venice Fishing Pier is located
here, and there is an area for surfing.
Isidore B. Dockweiler Beach State
Park, 11401 Vista del Mar Ave. extends from Marina del Ray, south of the city
of El Segundo. This beach has 700 fire pits and a surfing area.
Cabrillo Beach, 3720 Stephen
White Drive, San Pedro, located at the northern end of Los Angeles Harbor, has
picnic areas, fire pits and a section for surfing.
Royal Palms Beach, 1799 Paseo del
Mar is equipped with picnic areas and fire pits.
Parks
Griffith Park is the largest park
and the favorite gathering spot of the local hip community. It's next to the
Ventura and State Freeways.
Arroyo Seco Park is located along
the Arroyo Seco and has picnic, recreational and bowling-on-the-green
facilities. You'll also find the Los Angeles Zoo at 5333 Zoo Drive in the park.
Brand Park and Memory Garden
opposite the old Mission San Fernando is a real strange place to go.
Echo Park has the largest
artificial lake in Los Angeles. Fishing programs for kids are conducted each
summer and electric boats are available for rent.
Hancock Park, located on Wilshire
Blvd, between Odgen and Curson, has the LaBrea Tar Pits with prehistoric animal
and plant fossils all over the place.
The Exposition Park Rose Garden
on Exposition Blvd. is a seven-acre sunken rose garden that smells great.
Founded by Hubert Eaton as
"the first step up to heaven," Forest Lawn Memorial Park, overlooking
beautiful downtown Glendale has to be the wildest spot around. It is pure L.A.
with the largest collection of reproduced statuary in the world. Jean Harlow,
Sabu, Clark Gable and other loved ones are tucked away here. You can turn on in
front of the Jean Hersholt Memorial, fuck in the Aisle of Benevolence located
in the Great Mausoleum, and trip out on a stereo sermon emanating from the
giant Mystery of Life sculpture. Far-fucking out!
Museums
There are over fifty free museums
in the greater Los Angeles area. We are listing those of special interest.
California Museum of Science and
Industry-Exposition Park, 749-0101.
Hollywood Wax Museum-6767
Hollywood Blvd. (near Grauman's Chinese Theater).
Los Angeles County Museum of
Art-5905 Wilshire Blvd. in Hancock Park, 937-2590.
Music
Every Sunday there are free music
concerts in Griffith Park. Movies
U.C.L.A. has a free experimental
film series every year. Call them at 825-4321 for a schedule.
INFORMATION
The Switchboard in Los Angeles
has a 24-hour-a-day service called the Hot Line. It's located at 4650 Sunset
Blvd. (663-1015). Call them for the latest in what's going down in the area.
The L.A. Free Press at 7813 Beverly Blvd. 937-1970, is always a good source of
information. The Black Panther Party Headquarters can be found at 4115 S.
Central Ave., 235-4127, or at 9818 Anzac, in Watts, 567-8027. The Traveler's
Aid Society has offices in the Greyhound Bus Terminal and International Airport.
They provide all kinds of services and information to lost souls or visitors.
Generally
FREEBIES
Clothes
The following spots offer
clothes,furniture and other household items at low prices:
Goodwill Industries-235 So.
Broadway 228-1748; 5208 Whittier 264-1638
St. Vincent de Paul Society-727
N. Broadway 627-8147; 210 San Fernando Rd. 221-6151
The Volunteers of America
maintain a number of thrift stores throughout the area. Try 8609 S. Broadway or
call 750-9251 for the store near you.
The Salvation Army also has a
chain of stores. The main store is at 801 E. 7th St. 620-1270. They can help
you there or let you know where you can shop in your area.
Money
You can sell a pint of blood for
$10.00 at the Red Cross Blood Bank, 1200 S. Vermont (384-5261).
Pets
All sorts of free pets are
available at the ASPCA, 5026, W. Jefferson (731-2491).
Identification
Los Angeles has a curfew law but
you can get a suitable I.D. with photo for $3.50 at Twelfth and Hill Streets.
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HOUSING
The nights are chilly in San
Francisco but there are places that offer a free night's lodging. To avoid
overcrowding they tend to employ a ticket system. By showing up in the late
afternoon, you are generally assured a place to stay that night. The following
places work it this way:
• Brother
Juniper's Inn--1736 Haight, tickets on a first-come, first-serve basis.
• Holy
Order of Man--937 Fillmore, no tickets.
• Hospitality
House--148 Leavenworth, for people under 18, generally filled.
• Pinehurst
Emergency Lodge--2685 30th Ave., for unwed mothers and women with children.
• St.
Mary's Church--660 California, tickets at 6:00 PM.
• St.
Patrick's Church--756 Mission, tickets at 6:00 PM
• St.
Vincent De Paul--235 Minna, tickets at 4:00 PM for single men only.
• Salvation
Army Harbor Light--290 Fourth St., no tickets.
Traveler's Aid, 38 Mason,
771-0880, will assist in finding temporary shelter. Young runaways will find it
cool to try All Saint's Church, 1350 Walker (863-9718) for both room and board.
Also Huckleberry's for Runaways, 1347 7th Ave. (731-3921) will provide these
and other services such as counseling.
If you're going to settle for a
while in San Francisco, you might have difficulty finding an apartment to rent.
Try the Federal Housing Information Center, 100 California (556-5900). They
maintain a free listing.
The Community Design Center, 215
Haight (863-3718) provides free advice on architectural and design of pads
inside and out once you locate a place, speaking, you can find a Traveler's Aid
Station in every place that large numbers of travelers can be found.